Late night honors the victims of “what happened” in Sweden.

NEVER FJORGET.

As you might imagine, late night hosts had a field day with Trump’s bold-faced lie about an imaginary terror attack in Sweden. Trump later claimed his comments were based on a Fox News report on immigration in Sweden, AS IF SOMEHOW THAT WAS BETTER, but it was too late: “What happened last night in Sweden” goes down in history as a day of infamy along with the Bowling Green Massacre and whatever the hell Sean Spicer thinks happened in Atlanta:

Stephen Colbert urges us to Never Fjorget what happened in Sweden:

Seth Meyers laments that we are being burned by the Swedes now:

John Oliver reminds us of the real victims of what happened in Sweden, the news stories you probably didn’t hear about:

In other TV news

So, did you hear about how after appearing on Real Time with Bill Maher (an appearance in which Bill Maher was way too kind, in my estimation), that asshole Milo Yiannopoulos was invited to be the keynote speaker at CPAC, a leading conservative policy-making conference? However, some old interviews with Yiannopoulos emerged where he advocated — in all seriousness — for pedophilia and suddenly Yiannopoulos lost his CPAC speaking gighis book deal with Simon & Schuster that he should have never had in the first place, and he may lose his job at Breitbart. Hmmm… funny how our President who threatened to cut federal funding to Berkeley after Yiannopoulos’ appearance there was cancelled due to violent protests isn’t threatening CPAC, Simon & Schuster or Breitbart this morning.

But you know who the real winner is today?

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HBO is going to put their Sunday series on demand on Friday thanks to the Oscars.

Conan O’Brien es un telenovela estrella ahora.

Whoa, Game of Thrones is filming in Iceland in horrible conditions: 100 mph winds and a wind chill of -13. Fuck that noise.

Is Nick Cannon Caught on Camera in danger of being cancelled in the wake of his controversial stand-up routine? Of course it is, duh.

Jeopardy has figured out that they can go “viral” with the kids if they make Alex Trebek rap:

Speaking of Alex Trebek, the magic of being a good game show host comes down to the “Four Ts.”

Bottoms up: A Jack Daniel’s Whiskey drama is a the works at WGN from Aaron Paul’s production company.

Swoosie Kurtz has been cast in ABC’s comedy pilot Charlie Foxtrot.

Let’s check in on ratings

Congratulations, Hoda Kotb!

After slurring his words and falling off a stage at a concert, David Cassidy announced that he is battling dementia, and not drunk. He’s going to retire and spend time with his family. This is all very sad.

R.I.P. Brenda Butner, Fox News Bulls and Bears host.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Lisa Vanderpump buys her son a VanderCondo because that will VanderTeach him some VandeResponsibility.  8 p.m., Bravo

Trevor Noah: The Daily Show host’s stand-up special is here. Netflix

The Detour: The single raunchiest family comedy on television is back as the family moves to New York City for Nate’s new job. Season premiere. 9 p.m., TBS

This is Us: Randall and William go on a road trip together and just, oh my God, you guys, just be ready with the tissues.  8 p.m., NBC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Will Forte, Milo Ventimiglia, Future Late Night with Seth Meyers: Gwen Stefani, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, Tove Lo, Andres Forero The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Joe Scarborough, Yvette Nicole Brown The Late Late Show with James Corden: Trevor Noah, Laverne Cox, Luke Wilson, Noah Cyrus The Daily Show: Trevor examines the transition of power between the Obama and Trump administrations. Watch What Happens Live: Lisa Vanderpump

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