MONDAY
Humans: Like Westworld? This is the other series about rebellious sentient A.I. that you should be watching. You can catch up with the first season on AMC.com. 9 p.m., AMC
Eagles of Death Metal: Nos Amis: The band whose concert was attacked by terrorists in Paris reflect on the even and their grief in this documentary. 9 p.m., HBO
The Young Pope: Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO
The Bachelor: Nick’s not sure if he’s going to stick with the show. OK, SURE. 7 p.m., ABC
TUESDAY
The Mindy Project: It’s Valentine’s Day, the perfect day for the season premiere of this wacky romantic comedy. Hulu
Girlfriend’s Day: Bob Odenkirk stars as a romance card writer who gets caught up in a murder in this new movie. Netflix
You, Me, Her: The polyamory comedy starring Amy Poehler’s brother, Greg, is back for a second kinky season. 7:30 Audience
Independent Lens: Tower: A look back at the horrible University of Texas tower shooting. Unrelated: the GOP-held House just voted to lift the Obama administration gun law to prohibit the mentally ill from buying guns. 9 p.m., PBS
WEDNESDAY
Doubt: Katherine Heigl is back on TV with this new legal drama, but more importantly: Laverne Cox. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
NOVA: ORIGAMI, MOTHER FUCKERS. 8 p.m., PBS
Groundhog Day: I mean, this is 13 days late, but ok. 8 p.m., Sundance
THURSDAY
The History of Comedy: A look at funny ladies, which, contrary to some nonsense out there, do exist. 9 p.m., CNN
Supernatural: Mary is double-crossed by those British dudes, whoda thunk. 7 p.m., The CW
Scandal: I’m just trying to fill out the list here. I don’t know what is going to happen on Scandal. Something scandalous, I assume. 8 p.m., ABC
FRIDAY
Chef’s Table: The porniest food porn that has ever porned. Season premiere. Netflix
Hawaii Five-0: That Madison Gray maniac is making trouble again, this time pleading amnesia. 8 p.m., CBS
The Happening: WHAT IS HAPPENING? 8:35 HBO Zone West
SATURDAY
Britney Ever After: Get the clippers. 7 p.m., Lifetime
The Legend of Tarzan: There are worse ways to spend your Saturday night than watching Eric the vampire run around in a loincloth. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
Big Little Lies: This miniseries has all of the stars. Don’t look for any of the stars, because they are all here. Miniseries premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
The Good Fight: The spinoff of The Good Wife will debut on CBS, but if you want to see more, you will have to subscribe to CBS All Access. Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Crashing: Pete Holmes stars as a struggling comedian whose life is turned upside down when his wife leaves him. Series premiere. 9:30, HBO
Billions: Season 2 premiere. 9 p.m., Showtime