We have our new Bachelorette, and it’s exactly who you think it is.

Happy Valentine’s Day, TV lovers!

This is going to be a brief post but I wanted to give a heads up about a couple of stories:

We have our first black Bachelorette, and she’s a Texan! Rachel Lindsay, a Dallas attorney, will not be receiving Nick Viall’s final rose, THANK GOD, and will finally break the race barrier on this dumb show. The Bachelorette will begin on May 22. But why did they make the announcement so early? TV Guide has some theories.

Lucifer has been renewed for a third season on Fox.

Here are some Stranger Things photos to tide you over until October.

Edward James Olmos is going to star in the Sons of Anarchy spinoff, Mayans MC, guys.

Finally, Stephen Colbert proves that Stephen Miller really will go on literally any show:


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: “A Mexico trip concludes with a memorable dance.” OH GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. 8 p.m., Bravo

The Mindy Project: It’s Valentine’s Day, the perfect day for the season premiere of this wacky romantic comedy. Hulu

Girlfriend’s Day: Bob Odenkirk stars as a romance card writer who gets caught up in a murder in this new movie. Netflix

You, Me, Her: The polyamory comedy starring Amy Poehler’s brother, Greg, is back for a second kinky season. 7:30 Audience

Independent Lens: Tower: A look back at the horrible University of Texas tower shooting. Unrelated: the GOP-held House just voted to lift the Obama administration gun law to prohibit the mentally ill from buying guns. 9 p.m., PBS

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Charlie Day, Kendall Jenner, NxWorries Late Night with Seth Meyers: Shailene Woodley, Annaleigh Ashford, Evan McMullin, Brann Dailor The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Christine Baranski, Hans Zimmer The Late Late Show with James Corden: Katherine Heigl, Andrew Rannells, Lisa Hannigan Jimmy Kimmel Live: Denzel Washington, the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, Lukas Graham Conan: Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, Jake Tapper, Middle Kids The Daily Show: Laverne Cox Watch What Happens Live: Erika Jayne, Parker Young

TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Middle
American Housewife
Fresh Off the Boat
The Real O’Neals
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
NCIS: New Orleans
CW Tough Mudder
The Flash
FOX New Girl
The Mick
NBC The Wall
This is Us
Chicago Fire

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