Happy Valentine’s Day, TV lovers!
This is going to be a brief post but I wanted to give a heads up about a couple of stories:
We have our first black Bachelorette, and she’s a Texan! Rachel Lindsay, a Dallas attorney, will not be receiving Nick Viall’s final rose, THANK GOD, and will finally break the race barrier on this dumb show. The Bachelorette will begin on May 22. But why did they make the announcement so early? TV Guide has some theories.
Lucifer has been renewed for a third season on Fox.
Here are some Stranger Things photos to tide you over until October.
Edward James Olmos is going to star in the Sons of Anarchy spinoff, Mayans MC, guys.
Finally, Stephen Colbert proves that Stephen Miller really will go on literally any show:
WATCH THIS
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: “A Mexico trip concludes with a memorable dance.” OH GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. 8 p.m., Bravo
The Mindy Project: It’s Valentine’s Day, the perfect day for the season premiere of this wacky romantic comedy. Hulu
Girlfriend’s Day: Bob Odenkirk stars as a romance card writer who gets caught up in a murder in this new movie. Netflix
You, Me, Her: The polyamory comedy starring Amy Poehler’s brother, Greg, is back for a second kinky season. 7:30 Audience
Independent Lens: Tower: A look back at the horrible University of Texas tower shooting. Unrelated: the GOP-held House just voted to lift the Obama administration gun law to prohibit the mentally ill from buying guns. 9 p.m., PBS
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Charlie Day, Kendall Jenner, NxWorries Late Night with Seth Meyers: Shailene Woodley, Annaleigh Ashford, Evan McMullin, Brann Dailor The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Christine Baranski, Hans Zimmer The Late Late Show with James Corden: Katherine Heigl, Andrew Rannells, Lisa Hannigan Jimmy Kimmel Live: Denzel Washington, the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, Lukas Graham Conan: Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, Jake Tapper, Middle Kids The Daily Show: Laverne Cox Watch What Happens Live: Erika Jayne, Parker Young
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | The Middle (new) |
American Housewife (new) |
Fresh Off the Boat (new) |
The Real O’Neals (new) |
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (new) |
| CBS | NCIS (new) |
Bull (new) |
NCIS: New Orleans (new) |
| CW | Tough Mudder (new) |
The Flash (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | New Girl (new) |
The Mick (new) |
Bones (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Wall (new) |
This is Us (new) |
Chicago Fire (new) |
In re: Rachel Lindsay, I only know these people by their official Foolish Watcher nicknames. Which one is she again? Thanks!
Rachel J.D.– the last African-American still on the show.
Ok, I may actually have to watch The Bachelorette now rather than just read your awesome recaps.