We might know what the ‘American Horror Story’ theme is. Or maybe it’s a big hoax. Who even knows.

There’s even more evidence that American Horror Story: The Mist might be our theme this season. This time, the print version of TV Guide listed it as such. Other things we’ve all learned: the print version of TV Guide still exists.

However, because of the times we live in, I’d be remiss to not point out that it might just be an elaborate hoax. I’m still holding out hope that this promo, which freaked me out the most, will have something to do with this  American Horror Story season:

~shudder~

American Gods just cast Jeremy Davies as Jesus. ENOUGH, AMERICAN GODS, I WAS ALREADY COMMITTED TO WATCHING YOU.

Lester Holt, Martha Raddatz, Anderson Cooper and Chris Wallace will be the moderators for what will certainly be the most entertaining series of Presidential debates in American history.

Your new Stranger Things characters: Max: a “‘tough and confident’ 12-14 year-old female whose ‘appearance, behavior and pursuits seem more typical of boys than of girls in this era'”; Billy: “‘very muscular and hyper-confident’ Camaro-driving older brother” of Max; and Roman: “thirtysomething gender-neutral role” who “suffered a great loss at an early age and has been seeking revenge ever since.”

Mr. Robot is arguably the most easter egg-packed show on television right now. Here’s a fascinating piece about what goes into creating the eggs, and here’s a list of the season two eggs that have been found … so far.

Syfy just renewed Dark Matter and Killjoys, which I hear are some of their best shows, but honestly, I wouldn’t know.

Something called Too Close to Home has been renewed by TLC. It’s by Tyler Perry? Who knew?

Devious Maids has been cancelled by Lifetime.

ABC has finally fired the hack who was responsible for the disaster that was FabLife. Can we put One Life to Live and All My Children back on the air now? I happen to know Susan Lucci’s schedule just opened up.

Ok, technically it’s not a “show,” but Christopher Guest’s new Netflix movie, Mascots, looks too hilarious to not share:

There’s also this sci-fi time loop thriller, ARQ, to look forward to on Netflix:

If you are such a huge Masters of Sex fan that you JUST CAN NOT WAIT for the September 11th premiere, you can watch it on facebook right now.

The star of Logo’s new gay bachelor series, Finding Prince Charming, has been revealed to have a sex worker past and everyone is freaking out about it for all sorts of different reasons.

Here’s your creepy new Westworld key art:

westworld key art

 

WATCH THIS

Fear the Walking Dead: Oh, super, Awful Chris is back. 8 p.m., Sunday, AMC

Narcos: The entire second season. Friday, Netflix

Chef’s Table: France: The entire third season. Friday, Netflix

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Meg Ryan, Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, Dan White The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Anna Gunn, John Dickerson, Simone Giertz

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(repeat)
What Would You Do?
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS NCIS: Los Angeles
(repeat)
Hawaii Five-0
(repeat)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Masters of Illusion
(new)
Masters of Illusion
(repeat)
Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(new)
Local
FOX Bones
(repeat)
Bones
(repeat)
Local
NBC America’s Got Talent
(repeat)
Dateline NBC
(repeat)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football: Southern California vs. Alabama
(live)
News/Local
CBS A Football Life: Brett Farve
(new)
48 Hours
(repeat)
48 Hours
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX Hotel Hell
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC America’s Got Talent
(repeat)
Aquarius
(new)
Aquarius
(new)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC ABC Fall Preview
(new)
College Football: Notre Dame at Texas
(live)
CBS 60 Minutes
(new)
Big Brother
(new)
Madam Secretary
(repeat)
Elementary
(repeat)
FOX The Simpsons
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
The Simpsons
(repeat)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
(repeat)
Family Guy
(repeat)
Last Man on Earth
(repeat)
Local/News
(new)
NBC NASCAR
(live)

 

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One thought on “We might know what the ‘American Horror Story’ theme is. Or maybe it’s a big hoax. Who even knows.

  1. This will be the first season I’m tired of AHS before it even starts. This whole jerking-us-around-with-misleading-teasers thing sucks. They should do an American Horror Story: The Bachelor and be done with it.

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