One professional liar is leaving the White House (and, I know, I know, will be replaced by another, but let me have this moment)

ALL INNOCENT. 

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

GIRL, BYE.

 

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Was Scott Jennings your source for this story?

President Corrupt as Fuck wants to sell early access to his tweets for $100,000 a month so that people can do the insider trading and he’ll get a cut, so the Freedom of the Press Foundation and The Intercept Media are suing to stop that nonsense.

The first Emmys have been handed out, and The Masked Singer, The Traitors and two episodes of Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal are the winners.

Jessica Lange agreed to return to American Horror Story on the condition that Ryan Murphy give her another musical number.

Did Dylan Walsh just accidentally reveal that Heated Rivalry will have a third season?

Wait, you’re telling me Mae Whitman and Alia Shawkat were on a TV show together before Arrested Development?!? How did I not know this?

Oprah is trying to distance herself from Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil. Nice try, lady. These are your people. You are responsible for them.

Honestly, the Killer Clown is a lot less scary than that man. Probably smells better, too.

Hey, two Bachelorettes who starred on the show over ten years ago don’t like each other. In case you gave a shit.

This is a nice little look at the hand-offs between The Daily Show and The Colbert Report back in the day, courtesy of Late Nighter.

Paramount is considering creating an oversight board to govern CNN to try to assuage fears of the cable news network being turned into another right-wing mouthpiece. Which is good, but this is not why the states are suing.

Jamie Raskin wants to call David Ellison into the principal’s office. 

A couple of powerful unions want Paramount and California to settle this case quick-like. LOL, no.

Feel better soon, Prue Leith!

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • American Horror Story will return on FX and Hulu on September 24.
  • Mobland returns on Paramount+ on September 18.
  • The Paper returns on Peacock on September 9.
  • Untold Raygun: Breaking Badly will debut on Netflix on September 1, and I am unreasonably excited.
  • Death of the Pastor’s Wife will debut on Netflix on August 26.
  • The Detour with David Chang will premiere on CNN on September 20.
  • Passenger will begin streaming on Paramount+ on August 20.
  • The Perfect Lie will premiere on Netflix on September 10.

WATCH THIS

The 2026 Patriot Games: It’s the Hunger Games. Teens from all 50 states compete in this athletic tournament, with one boy and one girl winning scholarship money. Like I said, the Hunger Games. 8 p.m., ABC

In Houston: Preseason Football: Los Angeles Chargers at Houston Texans. 7 p.m., ABC

Tires: Season three premiere. Netflix

MLB Field of Dreams: Phillies vs. Twins: The Phillies and Twins play in a field in the middle of Iowa for some reason.  5:31 p.m., Netflix

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Adam Scott, Sebastian Maniscalco, Dogstar
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dave Franco, Jaylen Brown, Maiya Sykes, guest host Anthony Anderson
  • Watch What Happens Live: D’Arcy Carden, Emily Simpson
THUR 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The 2026 Patriot Games
(new)
Press Your Luck
(new)
CBS Big Brother
(new)
Georgie and Mandy’s First Marriage
(repeat)
Ghosts
(repeat)
Elsbeth
(repeat)
CW Trivial Pursuit
(repeat)
Scrabble
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX The 1% Club
(repeat)
Best Medicine
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC The Americas
(new)
The Americas
(repeat)
Law & Order: SVU
(repeat)

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