Hi hi hi. I know we all want to talk about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and what happened (or was staged), but unfortunately, I am traveling today, and it will have to wait. Instead, please enjoy these reasons why I believe I should have a pet owl:
Owls hold other owls to a very high standard
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Owls get a little too comfortable while getting clicked
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WATCH THIS
American Idol: Calling all Swifties: It’s Taylor Swift night. 7 p.m., ABC
Disney Animation’s Songs in Sign Language: This new movie takes viewers behind the scenes as Disney Studios reimagines three iconic songs animated in American Sign Language. Premiere. Disney+
Galaxy Quest: The best Star Trek movie ever made. 7:15 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtra West
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Stanley Tucci, Brenda Song, Diljit Dosanjh
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Rose Byrne, Ebon Moss-Bachrach
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Anthony Anderson, Oz “The Mentalist” Pearlman
- The Daily Show: TBA
- Watch What Happens Live: Kate Hudson, Justin Theroux
| MON. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | American Idol (new) |
The Rookie (new) |
| CBS | The Neighborhood (repeat) |
DMV (repeat) |
FBI (repeat) |
CIA (repeat) |
| CW | Sullivan’s Crossing (new) |
Wild Cards (renew) |
Local |
| FOX | The 1% Club (new) |
The Quiz With Balls (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | NBA Playoffs (live) |
Tell Mr. Foolish that you need the owls to keep your miniature hairy cows company.