Instead of the Epstein Files, President Sex Pest would rather you pay attention to his attacks on ABC, thanks

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He apparently signed the bill. Let’s see what happens next. I mean, besides him calling for the deaths of Democratic lawmakers in an attempt to change the conversation.

Another thing the White House seems to be doing to try to distract from the Epstein story is tripling down on President Biff’s attack on ABC. They put out a whole press release whinging about how ABC is mean to them.

The White House also attacked The View as being “Trump-deranged wackos” over their discussion of the Epstein Files.

And then President Boob Tube screamed at Jimmy Kimmel in the middle of the night.

But don’t worry, ABC isn’t the only network he’s gunning for. Reportedly, the White House has suggested to David Ellison’s dad, Larry Ellison, that if Paramount acquires Warner Bros., they fire Erin Burnett and Brianna Keilar at CNN, among other anchors who have pissed off President Male Fragility. COOL. GREAT. SUPER.

Meanwhile, Netflix is reportedly making significant concessions in an attempt to make a bid for Warner Bros., including releasing its movies in theaters. 

John Oliver has raised over $1 million for PBS through an auction of a Bob Ross painting — and bidding is still open!

Glenn Close offers co-star Kim Kardashian the faintest of praise: “She always knew her lines. She never was late. She always was prepared. She had no pretensions that she was a great actress, but she was smart enough to have people around her who she could learn from.”

Disney+ has launched a whole Simpsons channel. 

Maybe HBO saves Poker Face? He didn’t say no …

AMC is getting sued over Fear the Walking Dead now, because these Walking Dead lawsuits just won’t die.

In other Walking Dead news:

WOW. THANKS, DAD.

Speaking of Jenna Bush Hager, if you’re a celebrity and you are publicly in a relationship with another celebrity and you talk about that relationship on social media, you don’t get to be a weirdo about it when someone on TV asks you about said relationship, Minka Kelly.

If The Gilded Age‘s Russells are based on the Vanderbilts, are George and Bertha headed towards divorce?

Black Friday brings with it discounts on streaming services, in case you’re looking to subscribe to something. 

Real Housewives of Potomac‘s Mia Thornton was arrested for stealing from a furnished condo.

Get well soon, Ariana Grande!

Is love dying?

Renewals

In Development

  • Last Look, “a modern upstairs/downstairs comedy set in a luxury fashion house” from Taika Waititi, is in development at Hulu.
  • Grim, a horror-fantasy series from the creators of Wednesday, is in the works at Netflix.
  • The Unlikely Cook with Awkwafina has been ordered at Apple TV.
  • C-League, a comedy set in the world of men’s adult recreational basketball, is in development at Hulu.
  • Smother in Law, a comedy, has been acquired by Netflix.
  • The MLB has signed a three-year deal with NBCUniversal, ESPN, and Netflix.

Casting News

  • Lainey Wilson will guest star in Disney’s Hulu’s Family Guy’s Hallmark Channel’s Lifetime’s Familiar Holiday Movie on Hulu.

Mark Your Calendars

  • Everybody Loves Raymond: 30th Anniversary Reunion will air on CBS on November 24.
  • Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh will debut on HBO on December 12.
  • Cover-Up premieres on Netflix on December 26.
  • Heated Rivalry debuts on November 28 on HBO Max.
  • King of Collectibles: The Goldin Touch will return on Netflix on December 23.
  • Living Proof will premiere on Hulu on December 1.
  • 30 for 30: Boo-Yah: A Portrait of Stuart Scott will debut on ESPN on December 10.
  • Hard Knocks: In Season with the NFC East debuts on HBO on December 2.
  • 5-Star will premiere on Paramount+ on December 2.
  • Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures returns on Disney+ on December 8.
  • Transformers: EarthSpark returns on Paramount+ on December 5.
  • The Price of Confession debuts on Netflix on December 5.
  • Home for Christmas returns on Netflix on December 12.

R.I.P.

Charlotte Bingham, British screenwriter

Spencer Lofranco, Actor who appeared in Gotti

Gary “Mani” Mounfield, Bassist for The Stone Roses

Randy “Junkman” Jones, San Diego Padres pitcher, and the first player to win the Cy Young Award

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Law & Order: Organized Crime: Stabler goes rogue in the season finale. 9 p.m., NBC

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Celebrity Traitors U.K.:  It’s like our Traitors, but with only a few celebrities you recognize. Season premiere. Peacock

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