JD Vance tries to get in on the joke, not realizing he IS the joke

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Oh, there’s definitely a bully here, but it’s not the big guy:

@that_pug_penny

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

King of the Hill is going ALL IN on the tie-ins, and if you’re in Texas, it’s especially rich, between Whataburger’s “Hank Hill’s Favorite Burger,” and Alamo Beer now available in H-E-B.

Oh, The Pitt is going to take on the Republicans’ terrible bill, and its cuts to Medicaid next season, don’t you worry.

The head of CBS, George Cheeks, promises that the cancelation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was purely a financial decision, you guys, no, for real. What a coward.

The new head of Paramount, David Ellison, says his company, Skydance, had nothing to do with Paramount’s $16 million settlement with President Shakedown Artist. The question was whether or not he had a side deal with President Conartist for free advertising on Paramount properties, which, you will note, he did not answer.

Press further on whether Skydance made a deal with Trump for free airtime, Ellison said, “We’re not going to politicize anything today. I’m not going to do that today.”

Ah, so it WAS a bribe. Got it.

Rosie O’Donnell is worried The View could be canceled because of, you know, the fascist state we’re living in right now.

“Because it’s not enough to run the country into the ground You have to control what people SEE What they HEAR What they think,” O’Donnell wrote. “And The View? Well, that’s a little too much woman — a little too much truth — a little too much Joy Behar saying ‘I don’t think the insurrection was a tourist visit, Karen.’ Apparently, the truth is dangerous now.”

Welp, the White House is calling for Joy Behar to leave the country, so maybe Rosie’s on to something.

OH GOOD, DISNEY CAVED TO THAT TRANSPHOBE GINA CARANO. EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY.

Vomit.

Oh no, JD, we weren’t laughing WITH you, we were laughing AT you.

Pete Davidson doesn’t have good things to say about famous people — including himself. 

Oh, I wish Taylor would sue the shit out of him. 

Chimp lady is going to jail for a while. 

See, this is proper diva shit:

Cancellations

  • Goosebumps has been canceled at Disney+ after two seasons.
  • This Town has been canceled at BBC after one season.

In Development

  • Phony, a comedy starring Connie Britton and Sam Nivola, has been ordered at Hulu.
  • Do You Want Kids?, a comedy from Rachel Bloom and her husband, Dan Gregor, has been given a pilot order at ABC. 
  • A Tribute of Fire will be adapted into a TV series.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • The Runarounds debuts on Prime Video on September 1.
  • 007: Road to a Million returns on Prime Video on August 22.
  • In the Name of Love premieres on Viaplay on September 8.
  • Kiss or Die debuts on Netflix on September 9.
  • Aema debuts on Netflix on August 22.
  • Abandoned Man premieres on Netflix on August 22.
  • Love Con Revenge will premiere on Netflix on September 5.

R.I.P.

Brandon Blackstock, Talent manager and ex-husband of Kelly Clarkson and former stepson of Reba McEntire

Derrick Kardos, Graphic designer on Black Swan, The Departed, and others

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Outlander: Blood of My Blood: This prequel to the Outlander series follows the love stories of Jamie and Claire’s parents over the centuries. Series premiere.  7 p.m., Starz

Resident Alien: Harry faces one final threat in the series finale. 9 p.m., USA

Stolen: Heist of the Century: In 2003, a group of thieves penetrated an “unbreakable” vault in Antwerp. Premiere. Netflix

Clown in a Cornfield: I mean, “Clown in a Cornfield” about sums it up, right? Frendo the Clown returns to a small Midwestern town and becomes a terrifying scourge. Premiere.  AMC+ and Shudder

Totally Funny Animals: Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW

Totally Funny Kids: Season finale. 8:30 p.m., The CW

SATURDAY

Freaky Tales: Pedro Pascal, Jay Ellis, Ben Mendelsohn, and Tom Hanks (yes, that Tom Hanks) star in this four interconnected stories taking place in 1987’s Oakland.   HBO Max

American Prince: JFK Jr.: This three-episode series explores the life of JFK Jr. who is definitely dead and not a President Shit Heel supporter in disguise. 9 p.m., CNN

SUNDAY

The Gilded Age: Marian struggles to move forward in the season finale. 8 p.m., HBO

The Chicken Sisters: So, things I was not aware of: 1. There is a show called “Chicken Sisters.” 2. It stars Back to the Future star, Lea Thompson. 3. It is in its second season. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Hallmark

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