My dogs are 100-lb Ridgebacks and have very firm ideas about wearing costumes: NO. So I have to get second-hand dog costume pleasure from these guys:
@weratedogs Top 10 Dog Halloween Costumes! 10. IG: hooray_for_manse 9. @Brandon Husko 8. @lillyauty 7. @Banana the Corgi 6. IG: missalohasierra 5. @Maui & Ruby 4. FB: Marisol Rodriguez 3. @Big Meech 2. @Colt Da Bolt HM @CBTL Bakersfield 1. @Don Pepe #weratedogs
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Four days until Election Day — God only knows how many days until we know who won and I can sleep through the night again. (Hopefully.) And I woke up in the middle of the night to learn that Former President Admires Hitler was out there threatening Liz Cheney yesterday:
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Now. I should add that there is more context to this: he was calling Cheney a war hawk who has never seen war. But we all know there is an explicit threat behind this, as it is coming from a man who wanted to execute the Joint Chiefs of Staff:
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(And I will just note that if a Democrat — much less the candidate for President — said this about any Republican, the pearl-clutching would never end on the Right and we would be knee-deep in a media cycle decrying the Democrats for escalating the dangerous rhetoric well into next Tuesday. AND YET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN HERE.)
Liz Cheney heard it:
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Oh, and here is the rest of Former President Enemies From Within’s enemies list.
One of those enemies is CBS, whom Former President “Free Speech” just sued in Armarillo for $10 billion because 60 Minutes — who invited him for an interview which he declined — edited their interview with Vice President Kamala Harris. You know, like every news organization does for non-live interviews.
Meanwhile, JD Vance went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and said a bunch of bullshit lies about trans kids and vaccines and then just fucking LIED about abortion:
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LOOK. Currently, there are no laws on the books in any state that explicitly prohibit women from traveling from an anti-abortion state to a pro-choice state for an abortion, thanks to our Constitutional right to interstate travel. But it’s not for lack of trying: Texas is among the states that allow people to sue private citizens who help a woman obtain an abortion, in or out of state. My husband defended a woman who was being sued for providing another woman with Mifepristone, and was helping defend a young woman and her family who were being threatened with criminal prosecution for obtaining an abortion over state lines. This is not theoretical; this is real; this is happening; WOMEN ARE DYING RIGHT NOW, and they will not stop coming for women until we overturn Dobbs. JD Vance himself is advocating for a national abortion ban, because he is angry that women can freely travel in this country to obtain medical care, so don’t fall for his “I don’t know her” bullshit.
Meanwhile, the Manosphere assholes are very sad that women have the right to vote and might not vote the same way they do, even if they are married.
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Finally, LeBron James endorsed Vice President Harris with this powerful video:
Today is the last day of early voting in Texas, the polls will be open until 7 p.m. I’m trying to stay optimistic, y’all. Help me out by voting.
The View ladies did not dress up for Halloween — they thought it was too frivolous ahead of this election and they’re not wrong — but they did have a segment featuring kids wearing costumes inspired by the Hot Topics conversations that angered some viewers. The costumes included Vice President Kamala and childless cat ladies, but also Former President Huckster and Anna Delvey on Dancing With the Stars, both of which pissed some people off. I am not out here defending dressing a child up as Former President Threats of Firing Squads, but I think there was some confusion about the intention of the segment: this wasn’t a suggestion of what people should dress their kids as, it was costumes inspired by what they’ve discussed on the show over the past year. Anyway.
Meanwhile, Live with Kelly and Mark got real horny with their annual Halloween show, and no one minded.
Is Carson Daly leaving The Today Show? Will anyone notice?
Halloween, my favorite holiday, is over, but Universal wants to keep the scares going year-round with a theme park in Las Vegas with four haunted houses based on The Exorcist: Believer, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Universal Monsters, and Scarecrow: The Reaping.
Only Murders in the Building still hasn’t solved one of its central mysteries, despite having wrapped a fourth season this week.
Wait, there’s talk of a Bones reboot? Since when? Or is this just the author wanting a Bones reboot and writing a whole piece willing it to happen?
Renewals
- The Ms. Pat Show has been renewed for a fifth season on BET+.
In Development
- A Game of Thrones movie is in development at Warner Bros. Discovery, but don’t get too excited just yet: there is no filmmaker, cast, or writer attached yet.
- Weather Girl, a one-woman show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, has been bought by Netflix.
- The Many Deaths of Nora Dalmasso is in the works at Netflix.
Casting News
- Jonathan Groff is joining Étoile on Prime Video.
- Josh Altman and Heather Altman are leaving Million Dollar Listing: Los Angeles on Bravo.
- Lisette Olivera is leaving FBI on CBS.
- Smokey Robinson and Halle Bailey will host A Motown Christmas on NBC.
- Bob Costas is retiring from MLB play-by-play.
- Galey Alix is leaving Home in a Heartbeat on HGTV.
Mark Your Calendar
- Squid Game returns on Netflix on December 26.
- Anne Rice’s Mayfair Witches returns on AMC on January 5.
- Say Nothing will premiere on Hulu on November 14.
- Skeleton Crew premieres on Disney+ on December 3.
- Eat Slay Love will debut on Peacock on November 7.
- The Match: Superstars will air on TNT on November 21 and 22.
NEWS: TNT Sports to host The Match: Superstars special 2-night golf event, Nov. 21 & Nov. 22 on TNT & @SportsonMax:
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— TNT Sports U.S. PR (@TNTSportsUS) October 31, 2024
- Yellowjackets will return on Showtime in early 2025.
- Dear Santa, The Series returns on ABC on November 24 and Hulu on November 29.
- Jamie Foxx: What Had Happened Was… will premiere on Netflix on December 10.
- The Making of Gladiator II will premiere on CBS on November 18.
- It: Welcome to Derry will premiere on HBO and Max in 2025.
- Andrew Santino’s comedy special will debut on Hulu on November 22.
- The Night Before Christmas in Wonderland will debut on Prime Video on November 15.
R.I.P.
Stephanie Collie, Costume designer who worked on Peaky Blinders, Layer Cake and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Kris Radcliffe, News anchor at Central Texas’ KCEN
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Music by John Williams: A look at the life and career of the man who composed the music to the biggest movies of our lives. Premiere. Disney+
Doc of Chucky: The comprehensive history of Child’s Play and everyone’s favorite murderous doll, Chucky. Premiere. Shudder
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: John Mulaney & Chappell Roan 10:30 p.m., NBC
A Face in the Crowd: Andy Griffith stars as a narcissistic TV personality who becomes a powerful populist figure in a classic film that I’m sure TCM has not scheduled the Saturday before Election Day purely by coincidence. 7 p.m., TCM
SUNDAY
Like Water for Chocolate: Laura Esquivel’s classic magical realism novel about a young cook longing for love gets the TV series treatment. Series premiere. Max
Coco: In honor of Dia de los Muertos season. Have your tissues ready. 7 p.m., ABC
Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon: The Book of Carol: Season finale. 8 p.m., AMC
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | S.W.A.T. (new) |
Fire Country (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
| CW | Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Joan (new) |
Local |
| FOX | World Series | Local |
| NBC | Happy’s Place (new) |
Lopez vs. Lopez (new) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Matlock (repeat) |
Tracker (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | World Series (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | College Football (live) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (John Mulaney & Chappel Roan) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Coco | Shark Tank (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | Tracker (new) |
The Equalizer (new) |
FBI (repeat) |
| The CW | Bill O’Reilly’s Confronting the Presidents (new) |
Clinton: Portrait of a President(new) |
| FOX | The OT (live) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Universal Basic Guys (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Krapopolis (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |