And with just four days to go, we’ve reached the “threaten to shoot my political opponents in the face” portion of the race

My dogs are 100-lb Ridgebacks and have very firm ideas about wearing costumes: NO. So I have to get second-hand dog costume pleasure from these guys:

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Four days until Election Day — God only knows how many days until we know who won and I can sleep through the night again. (Hopefully.) And I woke up in the middle of the night to learn that Former President Admires Hitler was out there threatening Liz Cheney yesterday:

 

 
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Now. I should add that there is more context to this: he was calling Cheney a war hawk who has never seen war. But we all know there is an explicit threat behind this, as it is coming from a man who wanted to execute the Joint Chiefs of Staff:

 

 
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(And I will just note that if a Democrat — much less the candidate for President — said this about any Republican, the pearl-clutching would never end on the Right and we would be knee-deep in a media cycle decrying the Democrats for escalating the dangerous rhetoric well into next Tuesday. AND YET NOTHING WILL HAPPEN HERE.)

Liz Cheney heard it:

 

 
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Oh, and here is the rest of Former President Enemies From Within’s enemies list.

One of those enemies is CBS, whom Former President “Free Speech” just sued in Armarillo for $10 billion because 60 Minutes — who invited him for an interview which he declined — edited their interview with Vice President Kamala Harris. You know, like every news organization does for non-live interviews.

Meanwhile, JD Vance went on Joe Rogan’s podcast and said a bunch of bullshit lies about trans kids and vaccines and then just fucking LIED about abortion:

 

 
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LOOK. Currently, there are no laws on the books in any state that explicitly prohibit women from traveling from an anti-abortion state to a pro-choice state for an abortion, thanks to our Constitutional right to interstate travel. But it’s not for lack of trying: Texas is among the states that allow people to sue private citizens who help a woman obtain an abortion, in or out of state. My husband defended a woman who was being sued for providing another woman with Mifepristone, and was helping defend a young woman and her family who were being threatened with criminal prosecution for obtaining an abortion over state lines. This is not theoretical; this is real; this is happening; WOMEN ARE DYING RIGHT NOW, and they will not stop coming for women until we overturn Dobbs. JD Vance himself is advocating for a national abortion ban, because he is angry that women can freely travel in this country to obtain medical care, so don’t fall for his “I don’t know her” bullshit.

Meanwhile, the Manosphere assholes are very sad that women have the right to vote and might not vote the same way they do, even if they are married.

 

 
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Finally, LeBron James endorsed Vice President Harris with this powerful video:

Today is the last day of early voting in Texas, the polls will be open until 7 p.m. I’m trying to stay optimistic, y’all. Help me out by voting.

The View ladies did not dress up for Halloween — they thought it was too frivolous ahead of this election and they’re not wrong — but they did have a segment featuring kids wearing costumes inspired by the Hot Topics conversations that angered some viewers. The costumes included Vice President Kamala and childless cat ladies, but also Former President Huckster and Anna Delvey on Dancing With the Stars, both of which pissed some people off. I am not out here defending dressing a child up as Former President Threats of Firing Squads, but I think there was some confusion about the intention of the segment: this wasn’t a suggestion of what people should dress their kids as, it was costumes inspired by what they’ve discussed on the show over the past year. Anyway.

Meanwhile, Live with Kelly and Mark got real horny with their annual Halloween show, and no one minded. 

Is Carson Daly leaving The Today Show? Will anyone notice?

Listen, Sam McCall is dead on General Hospital, but it is a soap opera, so there’s always a way to bring her back if they really wanted.

Halloween, my favorite holiday, is over, but Universal wants to keep the scares going year-round with a theme park in Las Vegas with four haunted houses based on The Exorcist: Believer, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Universal Monsters, and Scarecrow: The Reaping.

Only Murders in the Building still hasn’t solved one of its central mysteries, despite having wrapped a fourth season this week.

Wait, there’s talk of a Bones reboot? Since when? Or is this just the author wanting a Bones reboot and writing a whole piece willing it to happen?

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Squid Game returns on Netflix on December 26.
  • Anne Rice’s Mayfair Witches returns on AMC on January 5.
  • Say Nothing will premiere on Hulu on November 14.
  • Skeleton Crew premieres on Disney+ on December 3.
  • Eat Slay Love will debut on Peacock on November 7.
  • The Match: Superstars will air on TNT on November 21 and 22.

R.I.P.

Stephanie Collie, Costume designer who worked on Peaky Blinders, Layer Cake and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Kris Radcliffe, News anchor at Central Texas’ KCEN

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Music by John Williams: A look at the life and career of the man who composed the music to the biggest movies of our lives. Premiere. Disney+

Doc of Chucky: The comprehensive history of Child’s Play and everyone’s favorite murderous doll, Chucky. Premiere. Shudder

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: John Mulaney & Chappell Roan 10:30 p.m., NBC

A Face in the Crowd: Andy Griffith stars as a narcissistic TV personality who becomes a powerful populist figure in a classic film that I’m sure TCM has not scheduled the Saturday before Election Day purely by coincidence. 7 p.m., TCM

SUNDAY

Like Water for Chocolate: Laura Esquivel’s classic magical realism novel about a young cook longing for love gets the TV series treatment. Series premiere. Max

Coco: In honor of Dia de los Muertos season. Have your tissues ready. 7 p.m., ABC

Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon: The Book of Carol: Season finale. 8 p.m., AMC

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