Jimmy Kimmel has a message for your Republican loved ones

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Vice President Kamala Harris gave a speech at the Ellipse last night to a crowd that last I checked was estimated to be 75,000 people deep. It was a deeply symbolic move, taking back the space that Former President Insurrectionist used to launch the violence against the Capitol on January 6, 2021. And her speech drew sharp contrast between herself and her opponent, reminding voters that our country is not a “garbage can” as Former President Hates America has repeatedly called it, but instead:

“These United States of America, we are not a vessel for the schemes of wannabe dictators,” Harris said. “The United States of America is the greatest idea of humanity ever devised, a nation big enough to encompass all our dreams, strong enough to withstand any fracture or fissure between us, and fearless enough to imagine a future of possibilities.” 

No one called Puerto Rico a “floating island of garbage,” no one shat in our Capitol building, and no Capitol police were attacked following the event.

 

 
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Unfortunately, President Joe Biden stepped on Harris’ message of unity by making a gaffe on a video call yesterday. In his defense of Puerto Rico, President Biden said the only “garbage that I see floating out there is his [supporters/supporter’s]–his demonization of Latinos is unconscionable, and it’s un-American.” The White House immediately clarified that President Biden was calling the comedian who made the joke about Puerto Rico “garbage,” not Former President Garbage Can’s supporters, but Republicans pounced on it, insisting that this is another “basket of deplorables” moment, which hurt Hillary Clinton in 2016.

And look, I understand that calling Former President Nazi Rally’s supporters “garbage” is not keeping to the message of unity that Vice President Harris is espousing here in the final week of the election.

But the truth of the matter is, if you support a campaign that has been called “fascist” by people from the inside; if you support a campaign that is calling for mass deportation; if you support a campaign that labels an entire group of people “rapists and murderers;” if you support a campaign that refers to the opposite political side as “enemies from within” and threatens them with military-based retribution; if you support a campaign that is planning on stripping 45 million Americans of their affordable healthcare; if you support a campaign that takes delight in denying an entire gender of necessary health care and tearing away a right of bodily autonomy that they had for 50 years; if you support a campaign that says its Bible-and-sneaker-hawking convicted felon and adjudicated rapist of a leader will be a “dictator” on “day one;” if you support a campaign that refuses to respect our democracy and tries with the help of our enemies to undermine our free and fair elections? President Joe is right about you. You are garbage. 

Vice President Harris’ campaign might have to apologize for the comment, but I sure as hell don’t.

I know we only have 6 days left, but watch this and take a deep, cleansing breath:

Listen to the smarty pants:

Listen to the Governator: “And I will always be an American before I am a Republican. That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

And listen to Jimmy Kimmel — or make your Republican loved ones listen to Jimmy Kimmel:

Lucas Bravo, the actor who plays Gabriel, the “sexy chef” on Emily in Paris is fed up with what the show is doing with his character, and is thinking of leaving the show. (Or, his contract is up and he’s doing interviews threatening to leave as leverage. WHO CAN SAY?)

Might 9-1-1 be saying “Aloha” to Hawaii for its next spinoff? Maybe, but there are cost reasons why it might not happen.

Anna Kendrick is donating the profits of her hit Netflix film Woman of the Hour to RAINN, and the National Center for Victims of Crimes because she felt gross making money off of a vicious serial killer.

We know more about season two of Presumed Innocent: It is taking an anthology route, and will not be based on the original Scott Turrow characters. Instead, it will be based on Dissection of a Murder, a novel by Jo Murray that features a female lead, Leila Reynolds, a defense attorney.

Now that she’s not on Bravo anymore, Vicki Gunvalson is complaining about how the Real Housewives of Orange County producers handled her learning her mother died.

Please stop bullying soap opera actresses, you monsters.

Uh-oh, love has died again.

WAIT! Love is alive and well.

Renewals

  • Churchy has been renewed for a second season on BET+.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Disney+ has released some dates in a sizzle reel: Deadpool & Wolverine will premiere on November 12; What If … ? returns on December 22; Daredevil: Born Again on March 4; Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man on January 29; Eyes of Wakanda will debut on August 6; Ironheart on June 24;  Wonder Man will debut in December 2025; Marvel Zombies in October 2025.
  • Black Doves will debut on Netflix on December 5.
  • The Sex Lives of College Girls debuts on Max on November 21.
  • Wolf Hall: The Mirror and the Light premieres on PBS on March 23.
  • Sweethearts premieres on Max on November 28.
  • Paris & Nicole: The Encore premieres on Peacock on December 12.
  • Unstoppable debuts on Prime Video on January 16.
  • Jingle Bell Love will premiere on Roku on November 18.
  • Spellbound debuts on Netflix on November 22.
  • The Empress returns on Netflix on November 22.
  • Senna premeires on Netflix on November 29.
  • Vijay 69 will debut on Netflix on November 8.
  • The Trunk debuts on Netflix on November 29.
  • Pinkfong & Hogi Mini Movie: The Tricky Three Cars debuts on Netflix on November 3.

R.I.P.

 Virginia Carter, Telefilm producer, and feminist and gay activist who was Norman Lear’s adviser on his TV shows

I wanted to share a few more tributes to the delightful and wonderful Teri Garr that came in after I posted yesterday:

“Teri Garr was a comedic acting genius who was and is a huge influence on me and I know I’m not alone in that,” she said. “I feel so lucky and grateful I got to work with Teri Garr.” — Lisa Kudrow

And never forget, she was a funny interviewee, fierce feminist, and a hell of a good time. We lost a great one with her.

WATCH THIS

Love is Blind: The Reunion: BECAUSE THESE BITCHES HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. Netflix

Martha: Martha Stewart tells all. Netflix

The Manhattan Alien Abduction: A woman claimed she was abducted by aliens in the middle of Manhattan, so this new docuseries investigates. Series premiere. Netflix

Agatha All Along: Season finale. Disney+

Grotesquerie: Season finale. FX

World Series: Game 5 (if necessary): More baseball. Maybe. 7 p.m., Fox

Psycho: A mother is a boy’s best friend. 7 p.m., TCM

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Salma Hayek Pinault, David Chang, Kelsea Ballerini
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Tom Hanks, Ina Garten
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Kieran Culkin, Ta-Nehisi Coates
  • After Midnight: Emily Osment, Tien Tran, Vinny Thomas
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Eddie Redmayne, Sheryl Lee Ralph, Magdalena Bay
  • The Daily Show: TBA
  • Watch What Happens Live: Adam Pally, Meredith Marks

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ABC The Golden Bachelorette
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Abbott Elementary
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What Would You Do?
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CBS Survivor
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The Summit
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CW Sullivan’s Crossing
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Inside the NFL
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Local
FOX World Series
(live)
NBC Chicago Med
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Chicago Fire
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Chicago P.D.
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2 thoughts on “Jimmy Kimmel has a message for your Republican loved ones

  1. Dude’s spent the better part of the past two months calling half the country “The Enemy Within” and I’m supposed to believe their pearl clutching about a bad comedian being called garbage. Get out.

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