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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
So, all that talk about a Modern Family reunion? Yeah, it was a commercial. When I become Queen, I’m going to make a law that shows cannot pretend they are going to have a reunion or reboot of some sort when in reality they are just filming a commercial. NOT EVEN A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL.
Wait … WAIT. THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE DALMATION HAS A NAME AND IT IS SHELDON????!?!! As a child of the ’80s I am DEEPLY ashamed I never knew this.
Sounds like the Love is Blind casting directors have finally figured out that they are shit at their jobs and will be imposing SOME standards.
HBO put an inflatable dragon on the Empire State Building in anticipation for the return of House of the Dragon, but it just looked like a giant amorphous green blob.
Walking to work this morning. Dont know what that strange shape is on the Empire State Building. pic.twitter.com/9UYfpsoyKx
— Glenn Speers (@GlennSpeers) June 16, 2024
Anyone know what demon is latched to the side of the Empire State Building? pic.twitter.com/6TJOJc5q0V
— Kenisha (@heyitskenisha) June 16, 2024
I’m getting word that this shapeless inflatable blob on the Empire State Building is not supposed to be King Kong … pic.twitter.com/lIYeMNAj16
— Karl (@KarlMunstedt) June 16, 2024
Late Night with Seth Meyers is losing the in-house band due to budget cuts. On the one hand, this is a bummer; on the other … hey, at least the show isn’t getting canceled.
Netflix is opening their in-person “experience venues” in Dallas and King of Prussia, PA.
Apple TV+ is adding a feature to help identify the actors on the screen when you’re watching. Prime Video thinks that’s cute they’re adding a feature they’ve had for years now.
Matt Bomer would have been an amazing Superman; boo homophobia.
The deal for Skydance to purchase Paramount has fallen through, leaving Paramount’s future in doubt. Sony Pictures is reportedly an interested buyer. Stay tuned.
The CW is out here trying to pretend that the Canadian shows they are filling their airwaves with isn’t just bargain-basement programming because they are too cheap to create new shows themselves or buy programs from American studios.
A former CNBC pundit has been caught after being on the run for three years, accused of defrauding investors of millions of dollars.
How dare anyone come after General Hospital‘s Tabyana Ali. SHAME ON YOU.
2/4But we got to find another way to fight. I’ve realized ignoring doesn’t help but neither does giving the energy back. We’re going in circles and that doesn’t get us anywhere. Everybody might not agree with me but thats okay. I just want to let “those” people know, I see you.
— Tabyana Ali🌺🌙 (@iamaliford) June 10, 2024
I promise life is more beautiful and peaceful and full when you give people and yourself LOVE. I pray you don’t meet God and find yourself disappointed when he shows you the life you could’ve had, if all you had to do was stop giving out that type of energy and just went OUTSIDE!
— Tabyana Ali🌺🌙 (@iamaliford) June 10, 2024
Oh, hey, here are more gross details from Former President Reality Ghoul’s time on The Apprentice, including an obsession with Debra Messing. Also, was it really necessary to test contestants for STDs? OK, but why?
A little rant: In recent days, right-wing media has been pushing stories about President Biden looking confused or doddering. The New York Post pushed one such story from the G7 Summit in which they cropped a video of President Biden to make it look like he was wandering off by himself (he was not). And on social media, right-wing accounts circulated a video of President Biden at a fundraiser this past weekend, claiming that he “froze” on stage. In fact, he was listening to some people speaking to him from the front row.
While it’s frustrating that the facts of these videos won’t permeate the right-wing bubble and get to the people who most need to hear them, it is kinda funny that the people who spread these lies are only setting themselves up by lowering folks’ expectations for Biden’s upcoming performance during the debates, just like they did during the State of the Union. In fact, Sean Hannity is already screaming that President Biden should be drug tested before the debate for … caffeine. LOL. Anyway, there’s no chance the debate will happen because Former President Convicted Felon is going to come up with some dumb excuse to avoid the embarrassment.
I CAN NOT STRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS! HAPPY PRIDE, PAULA PELL! Also, if you have no idea what this is about, go stream Girls5Eva on Netflix IMMEDIATELY. (And though I am not a lesbian, I am firmly a “Ghost Tour Lover,” I’m afraid.)
Oh no, Sir Ian McKellan! Be careful and get better soon!
#MeToo
Howard University has rescinded Sean Combs’ honorary degree, and he’s had to give the key to New York City back.
Kevin Spacey’s out here crying about being broke and losing his home. Pajiba has a suggestion: GET A JOB.
In the wake of the Dan Schneider revelations on Quiet on Set, Ariana Grande is “reprocessing” her experience. Kel Mitchell has added that Schneider yelled at him in a closet during a huge fight once.
I’m sorry can we NOT BE GIVING JONATHAN MAJORS AWARDS RIGHT NOW? What even is THIS?
Giovanni Pernice has been removed from Strictly Come Dancing on BBC after Sherlock star Amanda Abbington complained about his teaching methods, claiming he was abusive.
Oh, hey, Channel 4 didn’t take complaints against Russell Brand seriously, go figure.
Armie Hammer has addressed those cannibal allegations … sorta.
Michael Rainey Jr., the star of Power Book II: Ghost, was sexually assaulted on camera while appearing on a Twitch channel series, The Tylil Show. Keep your hands to yourselves, and educate yourself on sexual assault, 50 Cent, damn.
Chloe Sevigny has opened up about Christian Bale’s method acting intimidating her while filming American Psycho.
HUH. Turns out if you allow women to make television, they make television people — not just women, but men, too — want to watch. Women also cast more diverse actors than men. GO FIGURE.
Stop speculating if women are pregnant; it’s none of your business.
Sorry/Not Sorry, a documentary about Louis C.K.’s downfall and reemergence, with his victims telling their side of the story, will debut in theaters and on VOD on July 1.
Renewals
- Grantchester has been renewed through season 10 on PBS.
- Access Hollywood has been renewed through season 30.
- The Great Indian Kapil Show has been renewed for a second season on Netflix.
Cancellations
- Arcane will end with season two on Netflix.
In Development
- The Conjuring and Crazy Rich Asians are being developed into series apparently?
- Anne Rice‘s The Talamasca has been greenlit at AMC.
- The Nightbeast, starring Tatiana Maslany, has been greenlit at Amazon MGM.
- Adventure Time is being brought back as two new series and a movie at Cartoon Network Studios. Regular Show is also receiving a reboot.
- A film about the founder of Bumble, Whitney Wolfe Herd, is in the works at Hulu.
- A live-action version of Totally Spies! is in the works at Amazon MGM.
- Love at the Kettle has been ordered at Great American Family.
- A docuseries that follows top female athletes behind the scenes is in development.
- Warner Bros. Discovery bought the rights to the French Open for the next 10 years.
- The Power Rangers series in the works at Netflix is no longer moving forward.
Casting News
- Paul Giamatti has joined the cast of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy on Paramount+.
- Phylicia Rashad, Brian Stokes Mitchell, Victoria Clark, and Jordan Donica have joined the cast of The Gilded Age on HBO.
- Ashley Nicole Black is joining the casts of both Shrinking and Bad Monkey on Apple TV+.
- Jennifer Carpenter is joining the cast of 1923 on Paramount+.
- Nate Burleson will host Hollywood Squares on CBS.
- Chris Rock, Terry Crews, Tichina Arnold, Tim Johnson Jr., Ozioma Akagha, Terrence Little Gardenhigh, and Gunnar Sizemore have joined the animated series Everybody Hates Chris on Comedy Central.
- Toby Jones, Lisa Vicari, and Christiane Paul have joined Hijack on Apple TV+.
- Sol Rodriguez and David Denman have joined Peacemaker on Max.
- Michael Iskander, Ali Suliman, Stephen Lang, Martyn Ford, and Alexander Uloom have joined House of David on Prime Video.
- Jess Gabor, Zack Calderon, Miles Elliot, and Cihang Ma have joined the cast of School Spirits on Paramount+.
- David Tenant, Jonathan Pryce, Naomi Ackie, Daniel Mays, and Henry Lloyd-Hughes have been cast in The Thursday Murder Club on Netflix.
- Dan Butler and Edward Hibbert will guest star on Frasier on Paramount+.
- Crew Morrow and Jamison Belushi have joined The Bold and the Beautiful on CBS.
- Sarah Jones and Adriana Barraza have joined El Gato on Prime Video.
- Ayden Mayeri has joined the untitled Steph Curry comedy on Peacock.
- Gabriel Basso and Jared Harris are (likely) joining the Kathryn Bigelow Netflix film.
- Milana Vayntrub has joined Project Hail Mary at Amazon MGM.
- Perez Hilton will guest star on General Hospital on ABC.
Mark Your Calendars
- Lady in the Lake premieres on Apple TV+ on July 19.
- Homicide: Los Angeles debuts on Netflix on July 16.
- The Serpent Queen returns on Starz on July 12.
- Impractical Jokers moves to TBS on July 11.
- TikTok Star Murders debuts on Peacock on June 25.
- One South: Portrait of a Psych Unit premieres on HBO on June 25.
- Sausage Party: Foodtopia debuts on Prime Video on July 11.
- The Rebel Moon movies are getting director’s cuts, debuting on Netflix on August 2.
REBEL MOON – THE DIRECTOR’S CUTS
Chapter One: Chalice of Blood
Chapter Two: Curse of ForgivenessAugust 2, only on Netflix. pic.twitter.com/gVsKSGoOJ0
— Zack Snyder (@ZackSnyder) June 11, 2024
- Arcane will return on Netflix in November.
- Wonderoos premieres on Netflix on July 15.
- Kota Factory returns on Netflix on June 20.
- Women in Blue will debut on Apple TV+ on July 31.
- Jon Stewart will host live episodes of The Daily Show on Comedy Central following the Presidential Debates on June 27 and September 10.
- Star Trek: Prodigy returns on Netflix on July 1.
- Suspect will debut on BritBox in the fall.
- Suicide Squad ISEKAI will premiere on Hulu on June 27.
- In Season With the AFC North will premiere on HBO on December 3.
R.I.P.
Anouk Aimée, Oscar-winning French actress known for La Dolce Vita and 8 1/2 among others
Betty Anne Rees, Actress who appeared in My Three Sons, General Hospital, The Doctors among others
Logan “Stan” Garner, Train coordinator for TV productions who often played conductors
John Balson, Channel 4 producer
James Lawson, Civil rights activist and Martin Luther King, Jr. advisor
Ben Potter, YouTube personality known as Comicstorian
WATCH THIS
Outstanding: A Comedy Revolution: This documentary explores the importance of the LGBTQ community to the world of comedy, and how their inclusion there helped open the doors for social change. Premiere. Netflix
Hostage Rescue: A US Delta Force squad works non-stop to find an abducted American contractor in Iraq. Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW
Chopper Cops: “COPS IN HELICOPTERS; HELICOPTER COPS!” That’s the jingle playing in my head on repeat for this new reality series. Paramount+
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Kevin Costner, Chace Crawford, Shenseea
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Eddie Murphy, Nicola Yoon, Mario Duplantier
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor, Lake Street Dive
- After Midnight: Terry Crews, Joe Manganiello, Patton Oswalt
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Norman Reedus, Hannah Einbinder, Wallows
- The Daily Show: Rosalind Chao, hosts Ronny Chieng & Desi Lydic
- Watch What Happens Live: Caroline Stanbury, Jeff Lewis
| TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Stanley Cup Final (live) |
| CBS | FBI (repeat) |
FBI: International (repeat) |
FBI: Most Wanted (repeat) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (new) |
Hostage Rescue (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Beat Shazam (new) |
The Quiz with Balls (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | 2024 U.S. Summer Olympic Trials (live) |
Password (new) |
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