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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
For the first time ever, CBS Mornings outperformed both The Today Show and Good Morning America.
Well, this is interesting: Paramount+ and Peacock might be eyeing a streaming partnership. Considering they are two of the largest players left out of that Disney/Fox/Warner Bros. Discovery sports app deal, this is hardly surprising.
The head of The CW would really like to be taken seriously. Good luck with that, buddy.
The Good Doctor folks say they weren’t ready to end the series with this season, but ABC told them otherwise.
Alan Cumming is a blabbermouth.
This Is Us is getting the Netflix bump.
Oh, Vince Staples doesn’t mind his new Netflix show being compared to the two best shows about rappers (and one of the best shows of all time)? How surprising!
Hoping Outer Bank‘s Austin North gets the help he needs.
Thoughts for Brian Wilson and his family.
Ron DeSantis has some regrets.
NEW: DeSantis acts SHOCKED that his vague and punitive censorship laws have resulted in exactly the type of chaos and excessive book banning in Florida public schools that we all predicted would happen.
The GOP knows they went too far. Mr. Never Back Down, is again backing down. pic.twitter.com/2HS51xWDnS
— Carlos Guillermo Smith (@CarlosGSmith) February 15, 2024
This isn’t about television, but instead an important historic moment: Alexei Navalny, Vladimir Putin’s longtime opposition, vocal critic, and prisoner, has died in a Russian prison. Navalny, was a lawyer, a politician, an anti-corruption activist, and ran against Putin. In 2020, Navalny was poisoned (by Putin), and he escaped to Germany for treatment where he recovered. However, Navalny and his family voluntarily returned to Russia to continue to oppose Putin, where he was arrested on trumped-up charges, and sent to a gulag. We don’t know the details of his death as of yet — we may never know the full truth — but President Biden put his death at the feet of Vladimir Putin. Alexi Navalny was 47 years old.
#Navalny's appeal to Russians in case of his death
🎥 Excerpt from the movie "Navalny" by Daniel Rohr, 2022 pic.twitter.com/QET6hQ122V
— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) February 16, 2024
And a side note here: as part of his trip, Tucker was taken to a Russian grocery store, where he marveled at how less expensive the prices were compared to American groceries, and claimed that it “radicalized” him against American leadership. This was CLEARLY set up by the Russians as a counterpoint to the famous trip to a Clear Lake, Texas Randall’s grocery store that then Russian President Boris Yeltsin took in 1989 that helped end communism and ultimately dismantled the Soviet Union:
About a year after the Russian leader left office, a Yeltsin biographer later wrote that on the plane ride to Yeltsin’s next destination, Miami, he was despondent. He couldn’t stop thinking about the plentiful food at the grocery store and what his countrymen had to subsist on in Russia.
In Yeltsin’s own autobiography, he wrote about the experience at Randall’s, which shattered his view of communism, according to pundits. Two years later, he left the Communist Party and began making reforms to turn the economic tide in Russia.
Seems Putin’s still a little salty about it some 35 years later.
ANYWAY. After his rendevous with Putin, Tucker was asked about Putin’s tendency to kill his opposition and he blithely replied, “Every leader kills people. Some kill more than others. Leadership requires killing people. Sorry.” He’s now trying to walk that back, saying that Navalny’s death is “barbaric and awful.”
We’re not going to forget so quickly, Tucker.
This is what Putin’s Russia is, @TuckerCarlson. And you are Putin’s useful idiot. Same with you @JDVance1 and other Putin-wing Republicans who are working to defeat Ukraine in its struggle for freedom. https://t.co/iqZujULonh
— Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) February 16, 2024
Has anything ever aged so poorly, so quickly before? If Russia is so great, Tucker Carlson should move there and run for president. https://t.co/NLIj0NOJTB
— Naomi Biden (@NaomiBiden) February 16, 2024
Is Tucker still in Moscow? He will be amazed by the low price of human life in Putin's Russia.
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) February 16, 2024
And here are a couple of posts made before Navalny died:
Russia is truly an amazing place. I highly recommend Tucker Carlson fans move there. Just avoid windows in tall buildings. https://t.co/IE1pfPgoOz
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 16, 2024
Ah yes, Russia is so much better than the U.S. with all those cheap groceries and lavish subway stations! The Soviets had a term for people like Tucker: useful idiots.pic.twitter.com/KngvXZtoaG
— Senator Thom Tillis (@SenThomTillis) February 15, 2024
Aged like milk.
Renewals
- Wicked City has been renewed for a third season on ALLBLK.
In Development
- Sherlock & Daughter, a mystery thriller starring David Thewlis, has been ordered at The CW.
- Ash, a film starring Eiza Gonzalez and Aaron Paul, has been acquired at Prime Video.
- Dead Hot, a thriller-comedy, has been picked up at Tubi.
- 100 Day Hotel Challenge has been ordered at HGTV and Max.
- The CW is developing a Sunday morning political talk show with The Hill.
- In the wake of the Paramount layoffs, Noggin, the preschool streaming service, is shutting down.
Casting News
- Jon Hamm has joined the cast of Landman on Paramount+.
- Dennis Quaid will star in Happy Face on Paramount+ as the Happy Face serial killer.
- Meryl Streep will return to Only Murders in the Building on Hulu.
- Laz Alonso will join Fountain of Youth at Apple.
- Lovie Simone and Michael Cooper Jr. will star in the adaptation of Judy Blume’s Forever on Netflix.
- Nicholas Pinnock will star in Long Bright River on Peacock.
- Maribel Verdú and Mariela Garriga will lead the cast of When Nobody Sees Us on Max. Austin Amelio, Ben Temple, and Dani Rovira have also joined the cast.
- Sean Kaufman will guest star on FBI: Most Wanted on CBS.
- Elvis Stojko will guest star on One More Time on CBC.
Mark Your Calendar
The CW has released their spring premiere dates:
- All American returns on April 1
- Lovers and Liars premieres (sort of — it’s a rebranding of FBoy Island) on April 1
- Walker returns on April 3
- Sight Unseen debuts on April 3
- Patti Stanger: The Matchmaker premieres on April 11
- Penn & Teller: Fool Us returns on April 26
- 100 Days to Indy returns on April 26
- Police 24/7 premieres on April 30
- Hostage Rescue premieres on April 30
- The Sympathizer will debut on HBO on April 14.
- Girls5eva returns on Netflix on March 14.
- Animal Control returns on Fox on March 6.
- Somebody Feed Phil returns on Netflix on March 1.
- Invincible returns on Prime Video on March 14.
- The Long Shadow will debut on AMC+ on March 21.
- Friday Night Sext Scandal will premiere on Lifetime on March 16.
- Hello Again will debut on Prime Video on March 26.
- The Netflix Slam will stream live on Netflix on March 3.
- Trolls Band Together will begin streaming on Peacock on March 15.
- Little Wing will debut on Paramount+ on March 13.
- Fox News will host a Town Hall with Nikki Haley on February 24.
- Thanksgiving will begin streaming on Netflix on February 17.
R.I.P.
Alex Mills, Cinematographer on some James Bond films
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
S.W.A.T.: The team goes to Mexico to collect a fugitive. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Fire Country: Bode is back in prison. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Blue Bloods: Jamie goes undercover. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Life & Beth: Season two. Hulu
Oppenheimer: It’s good! It’s long. Streaming premiere. Peacock
SATURDAY
Selena & Yolanda: The Secrets Between Them: The woman who murdered Selena speaks out. Whether or not anyone should listen is a whole other question. Premiere. 7 p.m., Oxygen
NBA All-Star Saturday Night: The Skills Challenge, 3-Point, and Slam Dunk contests, and Stephen Curry vs. Sabrina Ionescu 3-Point Challenge 7 p.m., TNT
Silence of the Lambs: As part of the Jodi Foster appreciation era. 8 p.m., Sundance TV
SUNDAY
American Idol: Let the auditions begin. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
What Would You Do?: Sara Haines and W. Kamau Bell join the ethical dilemma series. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Equalizer: McCall races to save the team. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
CSI: Vegas: A respected colleague is arrested. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
True Detective: Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO
Last Week Tonight: A week that begins with the return of Jon Stewart, ends with the return of John Oliver. Praise be. Season premiere. 10 p.m., HBO
People’s Choice Awards: In case you were wondering what the “people” care about. 7 p.m., NBC
NBA All-Star Game: Sportsball. 7 p.m., TNT
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Jennifer Lopez, Alan Ritchson, Gary Clark Jr.
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
CBS | S.W.A.T. (new) |
Fire Country (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Totally Funny Kids (new) |
Totally Funny Animals (new) |
Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
NBC | Password (repeat) |
Dateline |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | NHL Hockey (live) |
News/Local |
CBS | NCIS: Hawai’i (repeat) |
The Equalizer (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
CW | Men’s College Basketball (live) |
Local |
FOX | Men’s College Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
NBC | America’s Got Talent: Fantasy League (repeat) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
American Idol (new) |
What Would You Do? (new) |
CBS | 60 Minutes | The Equalizer (new) |
Tracker (new) |
CSI: Vegas (new) |
FOX | Next Level Chef (repeat) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Krapopolis (new) |
The Great North (new) |
Grimsburg (new) |
Local/News |
NBC | People’s Choice Awards Preshow (new) |
People’s Choice Awards (new) |
Dateline (new) |
Tucker’s name should start with the letter F.
Pootie needs to keep him in Moscow.