Elmo certainly has had a week.

I feel personally attacked.

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Big news: a rodent says spring will be early.

And this isn’t TV-related, but it’s Groundhog Day, so I’m posting it. The article is about how Bill Murray and Harold Ramis’ friendship ended over filming Groundhog Day, EXCEPT THE IMAGE IS OF BILL MURRAY AND DAN AYKROYD (at least at the time that I’m writing this). Y’all. Come on. These are comedy legends.

It has been a week for poor Elmo. First, the entire world trauma dumps on him, then he’s viciously attacked by Larry David on The Today Show for no good reason, and then Larry David retracts the apology he issued and threatens him again, so now Elmo is going to have to hire a lawyer to take out a restraining order against Larry David who just retired and has nothing better to do than stalk a muppet. 

UPDATE: Having watched Larry David promoting Curb Your Enthusiasm on Morning Joe this morning and last night’s Late Night with Seth Meyers, I have a new theory: The final episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm will be built out of clips of Larry David promoting the final season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and The Elmo Incident. It is the only way.

Give Bryan Cranston a role in The Office movie that is not being made.

Apple’s goofy virtual reality goggles, Apple Vision Pro, has already lined up immersion experiences with some of the big studios/streamers, including an Iron Throne Room experience with Max and a Star Trek experience from Paramount+.

My apologies to the Wheel of Fortune authorities for maligning their judgment.

George R.R. Martin is depressed, and you fair-weather Game of Thrones fans are partially to blame.

President Biden and I have the same morning TV viewing habits. (We also agree on what we think of Former President Sick Fuck.)

Anthony Anderson was injured during a fight scene on set. Presumably, it was not while filming We Are Family.

Renewals

Cancellations

  • Dave is taking a break at FX and there will not be a season four. For now.
  • Obliterated has been canceled at Netflix after one season.

In Development

  • Suits: LA, the potential spinoff of Suits, has found a director for the pilot episode.
  • The documentary Will & Harper has been acquired by Netflix.
  • Say Nothing, a limited series about The Troubles, has been ordered by FX.
  • Mind vs. Machine, a docuseries about AI, is in the works.
  • Eddie Jackson has signed a new exclusive deal with Food Network.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Where Is Wendy Williams? debuts on Lifetime on February 24.

  • The Grand Tour: Sand Job debuts on Prime Video on February 16.

  • Diarra From Detroit debuts on BET+ on March 21.
  • The Truth About Jim premieres on Max on February 15.
  • Snoopy Presents: Welcome Home, Franklin debuts on Apple TV+ on February 16.
  • Code 8 Part II debuts on Netflix on February 28.
  • House of Ninjas will debut on February 15.
  • My Name Is Loh Kiwan premieres on Netflix on March 1.
  • Heeramandi: The Diamond Bazaar will debut on Netflix sometime this year.

R.I.P.

Mark Gustafson, Oscar-winning stop-animation director

Isabelle Lawrence Thomas, Documentary filmmaker

Chuck Philips, Pulitzer-prize-winning music journalist

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Mr. & Mrs. Smith: Donald Glover and the divine Maya Erskine (PEN15) star in this adaptation of the film that birthed Bragelina. Series premiere. Prime Video

Dicks: The Musical: NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY. Max

Groundhog Day marathon: Perfection. No notes. 10 a.m., AMC

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Ayo Edebiri & Jennifer Lopez 10:30 p.m., NBC

Puppy Bowl XX — Puppy Bowl Presents: 20 Years of Puppies: PUPPIES!!! 8 p.m., Animal Planet, Max

The Exorcist & Rosemary’s Baby: First of all, this is my kind of double feature, but second of all, it’s absolutely hilarious that this is on “Showtime Women.” LOL. 7 p.m., Showtime Women

SUNDAY

Curb Your Enthusiasm: Cue the trombone. Final season. 9 p.m., HBO

The 66th Grammy Awards: Trevor Noah returns to host “Music’s Biggest Night.” 7 p.m., CBS

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Larry David, Cole Sprouse, Rob Haze

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
CBS The Price is Right at Night
(new)
Fire Country
(repeat)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(new)
Wild Cards
(repeat)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC Transplant
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NBA Basketball
(live)
News/Local
CBS Byron Allen Presents Thegrio Awards
(repeat)
48 Hours News/Local
CW Men’s College Basketball
(live)
Local
FOX Women’s College Basketball
(live)
News/Local
NBC The Wall
(repeat)
Weakest Link
(repeat)
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(Ayo Edebiri & Jennifer Lopez)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
(repeat)
Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
(repeat)
CBS 60 Minutes The 66th Annual Grammy Awards
(live)
FOX NASCAR Cup Series
(live)
Local/News
NBC America’s Got Talent: Fantasy League
(repeat)
Dateline
(new)

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