MONDAY
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: WEIRDOS, UNITE. 7 p.m., CBS
Yacht Rock Revue: 70s and 80s Hits, Live From New York: So this is a rock group who sincerely (but also ironically) performs all your soft rock favorites from Chicago, Hall & Oates, Christopher Cross, Kenny Loggins, and more. 8:30 p.m., PBS
Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test: The recruits are subjected to 12 hours of military-style interrogation to pass the course in the season finale. 8 p.m., Fox
TUESDAY
South to Black Power: This film illustrates Charles Blow’s book, The Devil You Know: A Black Power Manifesto, which advocates that Blacks living in Northern states move back to Southern states to assert political power and reclaim land and culture that they left behind during the Great Migration. 9 p.m., HBO
Beverly Hills Cop marathon: The first three Beverly Hills Cop movies before the fourth debuts on … Netflix. 6:15 p.m., Showtime
WEDNESDAY
The 91st Annual Christmas in Rockefeller Center: Kelly Clarkson hosts the lighting of the world’s most famous Christmas tree. 7 p.m., Peacock
The Artful Dodger: Thomas Brodie-Sangster stars in this limited series adaptation of the Charles Dickens’ classic. Premiere. Hulu
Slow Horses: Season three. Apple TV+
Christmas at Graceland: A live musical event filmed at Graceland featuring music’s biggest stars performing Elvis’ biggest hits. Premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
THURSDAY
The Golden Bachelor: Gerry makes his big decision and then we spend an hour talking about it. Season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Family Switch: Jennifer Garner and Ed Helms star in this twist on a classic: the body switch comedy. Except this time, it’s the entire family body switches! Premiere. Netflix
Bookie: Chuck Lorre is back with this new comedy about a bookie whose business is threatened by the potential of legalized sports betting in California. Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco stars. Series premiere. Max
FRIDAY
Candy Cane Lane: Eddie Murphy plays a man who makes a pact with an elf to win a Christmas decorating contest, and ends up bringing the 12 days of Christmas to life, creating chaos in his town. Premiere. Prime Video
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve an artifact that can change the course of history. Streaming premiere. Disney+
The Exorcist: Believer: The Exorcist, but with TWO possessed girls. Streaming premiere. Peacock
May December: Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore star in this Todd Haynes film about an actress who in the course of researching a notorious couple for an upcoming role, might just tear their marriage apart. Netflix
Unbelievable with Dan Aykroyd: Dan Aykroyd hosts this new series that explores the weirdest people, places, and things in history. True Story: Aykroyd comes from a long line of ghosthunters, including his great-grandfather who corresponded with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle about Spiritualism, and his father who published a book entitled A History of Ghosts. Series premiere. 9 p.m., History
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone and Noah Kahan. 10:30 p.m., NBC
Home Alone: OK, but what does Kevin’s dad do for a living that they live in THAT house and can take like 15 people to Paris? 8 p.m., Starz Encore
Bridget Jones marathon: Did you know that there was a third Bridget Jones movie? And it’s about her being pregnant? I clearly blocked this one. 3:25 p.m., Showcase
SUNDAY
There are one THOUSAND Christmas movies on these days, or you could watch:
Parasite: A brilliant exploration of capitalism and the symbiotic relationship between the wealthy and the impoverished. 9 p.m., HBO Zone
Her: A strangely heartbreaking and prescient love story about our dependence on technology. 5:35 p.m., HBO Zone West
Unbreakable: M. Night Shyamalan’s unexpected superhero story. 8:43 p.m., Cinemax