Comedian Tom Segura’s creepy Ted Cruz story will give you the ick

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has fired the cameras back up to capture the fallout from the Kyle-Mauricio separation. And can you blame them?

Sarah Silverman and two other authors are suing OpenAI and Meta for copyright infringement. It’s a fascinating case and I’m curious where it will ultimately go.

Hulu has launched an animation hub called “Animayhem.”

Spongebob Squarepants episode ‘Mid-life Crustacean’ is now streaming on Paramount+ after having been banned in 2018.

BREAKING: Jackass member acts like a jackass.

RELATED.

Apparently, Bob Iger admitted that it’s his fault Twin Peaks went off the rails and was canceled?

It’s hard to feel sorry for a guy who was on one of the most successful TV shows in recent years while he whines about not being a movie star. And look, I’ve met him, he’s a nice guy, and I’m sure this piece is stripping a lot of context. But still.

Fully agree: the best ending for Riverdale would be for Betty and Veronica to be endgame, negating decades of catty rivalry in the comic books.

Hope you’re not sitting around waiting for a Vampire Diaries reboot.

As someone who loved The Other Two (and who still strongly suggests that you give it a watch, despite the reports of a toxic work environment), I have to say, I was fine with the series finale and do not need a movie or another season. Check back in with me in five years or so, though, because a peek into their lives by then might be fun.

The Good Doctor‘s Hill Harper has announced his campaign to run for U.S. Senate in Michigan.

It couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy:

When I die and go to Hell, this is how my eternity will be spent.

Jamie Foxx made his first public appearance following his medical emergency. Here’s to hoping he’s all better soon.

Madonna, meanwhile, has canceled her North American tour in the wake of her medical issue. Get better soon!

Congratulations, Lindsay Lohan! Please hold it together, kay?

He’s the best:

He’s also the best:

So … Ted Cruz lives here in Houston, and Tom Segura does not live in Houston. However, Tom Segura does own a house on Lake Austin … and it’s not outside the realm of the impossible that Ted Cruz owns a vacation home there … I’m just saying this rings true. Uncomfortably and grossly true. 

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Mark Your Calendar

  • Ahsoka will debut on Disney+ on August 23.
  • Special Ops: Lioness will debut on July 23.
  • The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon debuts on AMC and AMC+ on September 10.
  • Rap Sh!t returns on Max on August 10.
  • Love at First Sight premieres on Netflix on September 15.
  • Painkiller will premiere on Netflix on August 10.
  • How to with John Wilson returns on HBO on July 28.
  • Twisted Metal will debut on Peacock on July 27.
  • The Big Nailed It Baking Challenge premieres on Netflix on August 4.
  • Men in Kilts: A Roadtrip with Sam and Graham returns on Starz on August 11.
  • Harlan Coben’s Shelter debuts on Prime Video on August 18.
  • The Supermodels will debut on Apple TV+ on September 20.
  • The Golden Boy will premiere on HBO on July 24.
  • Big Nunu’s Little Heist will debut on Netflix on July 28.
  • The Loud House returns on Nickelodeon on July 14.

R.I.P.

Andrea Evans, Two-time Daytime Emmy nominated actress who played Tina Lord on One Life to Live

Jeffrey Carlson, Actor who played groundbreaking transgender rocker Zoe Luper on All My Children

Manny Coto, Emmy-winning writer/producer/director on 24, American Horror Story, Dexter, and Star Trek: Enterprise

William J. Immerman, Movie producer and studio executive who oversaw Star Wars, The Omen, and Young Frankenstein among others

Judy Solomon, Former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association

John Deyle, Broadway and commercial actor

Jane Birkin, Actress and singer, and inspiration for the Birkin bag

Elise Finch, CBS New York meteorologist

Derek Malcolm, UK film critic

Lee Sang Eun, Korean singer

Rev. Steve Pieters, HIV/AIDS activist

Nikki McCray-Penson, Former WNBA star

Mikala Jones, Professional surfer

Haley Odlozil, TikTok star

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