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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
A few years ago I hopped on a plane with Coach Beard headin' to a little town in London. Tonight we play our final match.Â
It's like what I say about the films of David Lynch. I can't tell you what's happenin', but I sure as heck don't want it to end. https://t.co/6BZss7vh3q
— Ted Lasso (@TedLasso) May 30, 2023
I won’t spill any spoilers, but I will say that while Apple TV+ is still refusing to confirm that it was the series finale, the Ted Lasso third season finale certainly felt like a show-ender. And Jason Sudeikis seems pretty firm on the fact that it’s a series finale:
âThis is the end of this story that we wanted to tell, that we were hoping to tell, that we loved to tell. The fact that folks will want more and are curious beyond more than what they donât even know yetâthat being Season 3âitâs flattering. Maybe by May 31, once all 12 episodes of the season [have been released], theyâre like, âMan, you know what, we get it, weâre fine. We donât need anymore, we got it.â But until that time comes, I will appreciate the curiosity beyond what weâve come up with so far.â
Sudeikis leaves open the possibility of spinoffs (but it sounds highly unlikely):
âYeah, I think that weâve set the table for all sorts of folksâŚto get to watch the further telling of these stories,â he said. âAgain, I canât help but take the question as flattery for what all of us that were working on the show has tried to do. Itâs really kind of folks to even consider that because you never know whatâs gonna happen when you make things. The fact that people want more, even if itâs a different avenue is lovely.â
Personally, I thought the finale was fitting, lovely, and that we can probably leave the Ted Lasso universe at that.
Although, for obvious reasons, there are plenty of people who would disagree with me:
The Ted Lasso ending was so meta.
âChange the title. Itâs not about me.
It never was.â
The door is wide open for a reincarnation,m and a Season 4 under a new title:
Well played. #TedLasso #TedLassoFinale #Believe pic.twitter.com/dLI6IguyMd— JennyisaHeartie đąđˇđđŚđ§đť (@GryffindorJenny) May 31, 2023
In the finale of Ted Lasso, Mae straightens a picture of Geronimo. Why?
It's a tribue to the finale of Cheers, when Sam straightens the same photo. It belonged to actor Nicholas Colasanto; after he died, it was hung on set as a memorial.
Colasanto's character name? "Coach" pic.twitter.com/CalsznXPpU
— Ryan Arey đşđŚ (@ryanarey) June 1, 2023
Itâs the way Ted dropped beards name in season 2 but we didnât know because it was also just a reference. Genius honestly #TedLasso #TedLassoFinale pic.twitter.com/x90cYJwEtS
— lindsy || ted lasso spoilers (@biIasso) June 1, 2023
AND DON’T PLAY THIS ONE IF YOU DON’T WANT SOME SPOILERS:
ted lasso season three finale parallels edit fancam jason sudeikis hannah waddingham brett goldstein phil dunster jamie tartt roy kent keeley jones rebecca welton pic.twitter.com/mbXSomsbKI
— @iedtasso (@ROBlNSBVCKLEY) May 31, 2023
But if you DO want to know what happened, here’s a brief roundup of each character’s fates (including the delightful and blink-and-you’ll-miss-it reveals of some minor characters via tabloids); here’s a longer recap if that’s what you’re looking for; and if you have watched, I urge you to read my buddy Andrew’s piece about it, it’s quite lovely.
Thank you so much for all the love. RW/HW. â¤ď¸đđđđ pic.twitter.com/JlIaCbly7Q
— Hannah Waddingham.đŁ (@hanwaddingham) May 31, 2023
Happy Pride Month! Most straight people are totally fine with seeing LGBTQ people in commercials because what’s the big fucking deal anyway?
There’s more Discovery on Max than HBO, which while irritating is also not surprising, considering Discovery used to be comprised of around 16 different channels and HBO was HBO and HBO Max.
You know, I was wondering why the celebration of Carol Burnett aired on NBC instead of CBS, where her classic show was originally broadcast. Turns out, she pitched it to CBS and THEY PASSED. Were they drunk that day?
Dawson has become a hero at Fox News. Team Pacey 4eva.
Fox News’ ratings have dropped since they fired Tucker, but they’re still the top in terms of cable news.
This is interesting: Dana Carvey once vetoed doing The Church Lady with Robin Williams on Saturday Night Live, worried that Williams would overshadow the character.
The cast of Law & Order: Criminal Intent is agitating to bring back the series.
Working with @vincentdonofrio and @kathryn_erbe was a highlight of my career. It's a no-brainer to bring this show back.
— Norberto Barba (@Orsonb63) May 29, 2023
I enjoyed you so much as well my friend.
I think it's a no brainer too but as you know it's ups to @WolfEnt— Vincent D'Onofrio (@vincentdonofrio) May 31, 2023
Sounds like the Jeopardy! folks regret making those Daily Doubles visible to the home audiences.
Verizon is offering a Netflix Premium and Paramount+ with Showtime bundle for $25.99 a month, which isn’t a bad deal, actually.
Well, this is dark: a man who joked about his marriage on Family Feud has been convicted of murdering her.
Cancellations
- Kennedy has been canceled at Fox Business.
- SAS: Who Dares Wins has been canceled at Channel 4.
In Development
- A documentary about Barry Bonds is in production at HBO.
- Whips, a British novel is being adapted for TV.
Casting News
- And Just Like That … Kim Cattrall WILL cameo in the upcoming season on Max. According to sources, she will only appear in one scene, and she filmed her dialogue in New York without seeing or speaking to any of the other stars.
Kim Cattrall: https://t.co/cyZC9eXe8t pic.twitter.com/nhSMDNriEi
— Michael Blackmon (@blackmon) May 31, 2023
Mark Your Calendars
- Justified: City Primeval premieres on FX on July 18.
- World’s Best will debut on Disney+ on June 23.
- Match Me in Miami will debut on Roku on June 9.
- Our Planet II premieres on Netflix on June 14.
- Teenage Euthanasia will premiere on Adult Swim on July 23 and July 24 on Max.
- Delete debuts on Netflix on June 28.
- Celebrity will premiere on Netflix on June 30.
- America Outdoors with Baratunde Thurston will return on PBS on September 13.
- Act Your Age debuts on Bounce TV on June 3.
- BBQ Brawl and BBQ USA return on Food Network on July 10.
- Revealed will premiere on HGTV on June 29.
R.I.P.
Sergio CalderĂłn, Actor known for his roles in Men in Black, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worldâs End, The Ruins, and others
Jessie Maple, Director and producer and the first Black woman to write and produce an independent film
WATCH THIS
NBA Finals: The Denver Nuggets make their first trip to the NBA finals in nearly 50 years, so good for them! They’re playing the Heat? I think? I don’t care. 7 p.m., ABC
iCarly: Season three. Paramount+
Scripps National Spelling Bee: And in other big competition news, the 95th National Spelling Bee is here. Related: I’ve never understood why it’s called a “Bee” and Wikipedia’s etymology entry doesn’t really clarify anything. 7 p.m., ION
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | NBA Finals (live) |
| CBS | Young Sheldon (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
So Help Me, Todd (repeat) |
CSI: Vegas (repeat) |
| CW | Walker (repeat) |
100 Days of Indy (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Alert (repeat) |
Animal Control (repeat) |
Animal Control (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | The Blacklist (new) |
The Blacklist (new) |
Magnum P.I. (repeat) |