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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
I AM NOT READY FOR NEXT SUNDAY. Adam McKay is going around saying that he had to “emotionally recover” after watching the finale, ohmygod what is going to happen?
Kieran Culkin didn’t rehearse THAT scene in last night’s Succession episode. Give him and Cromwell all of the Emmys.
RIP to every other show competing at the emmys this year, truly #succession pic.twitter.com/6004Jm1Pd4
— danica (@faultsbylies) May 22, 2023
And here’s a fun fact about last night’s episode: Sally-Anne was played by Brian Cox’s real-life wife.
— alexandra (@ternhavens) May 22, 2023
You guys: Succession‘s Jeremy Strong just compared Kendall to Daenyers Targaryen and as long as they don’t make Greg the CEO of Waystar because he has “the best story” I’ll be fine.
A reminder that next Sunday’s Succession will be 90 minutes long.
SUCCESSION art department, I want you to know that I 100% paused and enjoyed the hard work you put in that appeared onscreen for like two seconds pic.twitter.com/FOS8UaHU1w
— Andrew Todd (@mistertodd) May 22, 2023
I loved Mrs. Davis — it is weird, wacky, smart, funny, and did I say weird? And I’m happy it, like Watchmen, will be a one-off. Let them ride off into the sunset already.
We have a new American Idol winner.
Aubrey Plaza has only now finished The Sopranos and found herself crying, even though she doesn’t know what happened. Girl, same.
Oh no, Russia has banned Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon from entering the country. They must be devastated.
- Metalocalypse (which had already been canceled) has been pulled from Max.
- A book on the Idaho student murders is being written by James Patterson and Vicky Ward, and has already been optioned to become a TV series.
- A series about Muslim Americans seeking love is going to stream on Hulu.
- Guy Pearce will guest star on Neighbours on Freevee.
- Molly Burnett is leaving Law & Order: SVU on NBC.
- Phillip Schofield is leaving This Morning on ITV.
Mark Your Calendar
CBS has released its summer schedule:
- 7/8 p.m.: Big Brother (starting Aug. 2)
- 8/9 p.m.: Superfan (starting Aug. 9)
- 8/9 p.m.: Big Brother (starting Aug. 10)
- 9/10 p.m.: The Challenge: USA (starting Aug. 10)
- 8/9 p.m.: Secret Celebrity Renovation (starting July 28)
- 7/8 p.m.: Big Brother (starting Aug. 6)
- 8/9 p.m.: The Challenge: USA (Aug. 13 – 27)
- The Bachelorette returns on ABC on June 26.
Let her reign begin. 👑 #TheBachelorette premieres Monday, June 26 on ABC and stream on Hulu. pic.twitter.com/j3qJ1Hl5BW
— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) May 21, 2023
- Marvel’s Secret Invasion premieres on Disney+ on June 21.
- S.W.A.T. will return on CBS in the fall.
- Power Book IV: Force returns on Starz on September 1.
- Swiping America will debut on Max on June 15.
- Big Freedia Means Business will premiere on Fuse on June 2.
- Shooting Stars will debut on Peacock on June 2.
- Tom Segura: Sledgehammer will premiere on Netflix on July 4.
- Delete is coming to Netflix soon.
- Barracuda Queens will premiere on Netflix on June 5.
- Let’s Get Divorced will debut on Netflix on June 22.
- This World Can’t Tear Me Down premieres on Netflix on June 9.
- Imagine Dragons Live in Vegas will premiere on Hulu on July 14.
- Lift will premiere on Netflix on January 12.
- Killer Relationship with Faith Jenkins returns on OWN on May 28.
Ray Stevenson, Actor
Martin Amis, Novelist
Pete Brown, Lyricist for the band Cream
Jim Brown, NFL player, actor, civil rights activist, and serial abuser of women
For those deifying #JimBrown, google his name and the Playboy mansion.
Trust and know that a monster has died.
If he didn’t want folks to speak ill of him when he died, he should’ve been a good man when he was here.
Argue with yo’ mama.
My work here is done.
— yvette nicole brown (@YNB) May 19, 2023
Rick Dalton, Star of Bounty Law
The Neighborhood: Calvin pushes Marty to move up the opening of their new business venture in the season finale. 7 p.m., CBS
Bob ♥ Abishola: Abishola waits for her acceptance letter to medical school. season finale. 7:30 p.m., CBS
NCIS: The team tries to stop a terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Season finale. 8 p.m., CBS
NCIS: Hawaii: A person from Tennant’s past returns in the season finale. 9 p.m., CBS
The Randall Scandal: Love, Loathing and Vanderpump: The scandal behind Lala Kent’s relationship with Randall Emmett is explored in this new documentary. Premiere. Hulu
20/20: Prisoners of the Snow: This two-hour documentary special explores the story of the crash of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 in 1972. Premiere. 8 p.m, ABC
Happy Valley: Season three premiere. Acorn TV, AMC+, BBCA
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