It’s a BIG DAY! HBO is working on another ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel! (What? Is something else going on?)

How is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone put gloves on a horse’s ears?

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Today is the 40th anniversary of the show that would eventually become Live with Regis and Kathie Lee, now Live with Kelly and Ryan and soon to be Live with Kelly and Mark. TV Line has created a nice timeline to honor the now morning stalwart.

HUGE NEWS: HBO is actively discussing another Game of Thrones prequel series, this one based on the conquering of Westeros by Aegon I Targaryen. (Well, the conquering of most of Westeros — he never conquered Dorne, she said, while pushing her nerd glasses up her nerd nose.) The events in this series would take place roughly 300 years before Game of Thrones, and 100 years before House of the Dragon. If House of the Dragon is only going to be a four or five-season-long series, I could totally see HBO moving forward on this now so that it could be ready when House of the Dragon concludes, instead of having to wait several years between series. Stay tuned.

So Curb Your Enthusiasm isn’t ending? Maybe?

Obviously, today’s big story is that Former President Twice Impeached is turning himself in to be arraigned in Manhattan for potentially over 30 felony charges. I’m not going to dwell on this now in part because I feel like it contributes to the spectacle that he is craving. I am going to wait and save my glee words for when a trial actually happens, and pray that the judge does not allow Former President Dipshit’s legal team to drag prosecuting the case out indefinitely.

That said, I will point out a couple of things:

1. Former President Fox & Friends is now attacking his once-favorite network online and urging his followers to turn the network off, which is hilarious:

2. This Freudian slip probably didn’t help:

3. There is a lot of crying on the right about Former President Fraud’s arrest being purely politically motivated. It’s not, he paid off a porn star to help him become President, which is a crime. But if the Republicans want to cry about politically-motivated legal actions, they need to look no further than Florida and Tennessee:

In Florida, the chair of Florida’s Democratic Party, Nikki Fried, and the State Senate minority leader, Sen. Lauren Book were arrested at a peaceful protest over the state’s 6-week-abortion ban.

And in Tennessee, three Democratic State Representatives, Justin Jones, Gloria Johnson, and Justin J. Pearson joined a student protest at the Capitol, asking for action on gun laws to, you know, KEEP THEM SAFE IN THEIR CLASSROOMS. In response, all three representatives had their member IDs turned off, they were stripped from their committee assignments and there is now a resolution to remove them from their seats altogether.

So, yeah, tell me more about how Former President Criming is being politically persecuted, please.

Sara Beth Leibe, an American Idol contestant who was made fun of by Katy Perry for having three kids at 25, chose to leave the show to be with her family. Perry urged her to stay on the show, choosing “self-love” over “motherly love,” but Stewart left anyway. This has sparked a whole conversation on “mom shaming.”

Just how bad was Kerry’s audition tape on this week’s Succession? Vanity Fair takes this very important question to Chris Hayes.

Hulu is going to redesign its terrible user interface, thank goodness.

Donald Glover says that had he landed a spot on the cast of SNL, his career wouldn’t have taken the direction it has. I mean … I get what he’s saying, but then I turn to Barry, and Ted Lasso, and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s careers, and all of Fred Armisen’s projects and … I have to disagree. I know that the typical “successful” career path from SNL traditionally looks more like Will Ferrell’s and Eddie Murphy’s — which is to say to spend one’s life making big-budget comedy films. But it also seems like more recent generations of SNL performers are finding new and interesting paths forward, and I don’t know why Glover couldn’t have done the same.

Grey’s Anatomy‘s Caterina Scorsone revealed in an Instagram post that she had a recent house fire in which her family lost all four of their pets.

Alyssa Farah Griffin forced The View to discuss Scandoval, and Whoopi Goldberg was not thrilled about it, lol.

I know this is a movie and not TV-related but these Barbie character posters are absolutely amazing. Kate McKinnon is KILLING ME.

#MeToo

Sebastian Bear-McClard, a producer who co-founded Elara Pictures with the Safdie Brothers, has been accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women, who were underage at the time of the incidents.

Melanie Lynskey opened up in an interview with Vulture about her unpleasant experience on Two and a Half Men, where she was underpaid and locked into a disadvantageous contract that took her years to get out of. They clearly didn’t appreciate what they had.

Joshua Tylerbest, who appeared on Katie Thurston’s season of The Bachelorette, was arrested and charged with possessing child pornography.

Jonathan Majors’ attorneys have released supposed text messages from his alleged victim that are supposed to exonerate him. Personally, I don’t think these messages exonerate him.

The U.S. Army went forward with their ad campaign that was supposed to feature Majors during the Final Four, they just removed him from the commercials.

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Love Is Blind: The Live Reunion will stream — live — on Netflix on April 16.
  • The Muppets Mayhem will premiere on Disney+ on May 10.
  • A Small Light will debut on National Geographic, Nat Geo WILD, and Lifetime on May 1st. It will also stream on Disney+ and Hulu.
  • Jane will premiere on Apple TV+ on April 14.
  • Carpool Karaoke: The Series returns on Apple TV+ on June 23.
  • Drops of God will debut on Apple TV+ on April 21.
  • The Nurse will premiere on Netflix on April 27.
  • Doctor Cha premieres on Netflix on April 15.

R.I.P.

Judy Farrell, Actress best known as Nurse Able on M*A*S*H

WATCH THIS

80 for Brady: The Jane Fonda/Lily Tomlin/Sally Fields/Rita Moreno comedy is now streaming. Paramount+

Mo’nique: My Name is Mo’nique: Plot twist: after suing the streamer over compensation and extending lowball offers, Mo’Nique and Netflix have made nice, and she has a brand new stand-up special with them. (I wonder if giving her a special was part of the settlement agreement?) Premiere. Netflix

Adventureland: This overlooked little gem stars Jesse Eisenberg, Kristin Stewart, and Martin Starr and is a dose of nostalgia that is sweet but never saccharine. 8:30 p.m., Showtime Next

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Keegan-Michael Key, Richard Branson, Blondshell
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Jason Bateman, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Judd Winick, Brann Dailor
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Lin-Manuel Miranda, John Kander, a performance by the Broadway cast of “New York, New York”
  • The Daily Show: Guest host Roy Wood Jr.
  • Watch What Happens Live: Dolores Catania, Marysol Patton

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ABC The Rookie
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Will Trent
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Will Trent
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CBS FBI: International
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FBI
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FBI: Most Wanted
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CW Superman & Lois
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Gotham Knights
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Local
FOX 9-1-1: Lone Star
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Accused
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News/Local
NBC Night Court
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American Auto
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The Voice
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That’s My Jam
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