Counterargument: Let all the quokkas in.
— 🄼🅈 🅆🄷🄴🄴🄻🄷🄾🅄🅂🄴 (@mywheelhouseftw) July 17, 2022
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Bodega Hive: The illustrious @desusnice and @THEKIDMERO will be pursuing separate creative endeavors moving forward. #DESUSandMERO will not be returning to SHOWTIME. It's been a good run, fam.
— DESUS & MERO on SHOWTIME (@SHODesusAndMero) July 18, 2022
There had been rumors of a split floating around recently, with both men throwing shade online, so it’s not entirely surprising, but disappointing for fans nonetheless.
when ppl are like “i don’t believe in love anymore” after a celebrity breakup i always call them dramatic but this desus and mero shit rlly got me clutching my chest and sliding down the walls
— sk (@kirkxxs) July 18, 2022
If Desus and Mero don’t schedule couples therapy and work that shit out right tf now…
— evil flat-chested wench (@troytheboyy) July 18, 2022
the universe has a ledger and we paid for a Ben and Jen wedding with Desus and Mero splitting up
— A Shady Dame From Seville (@SorayaMcDonald) July 18, 2022
All over my feed, people were screaming about HBO releasing the first footage of Jennifer Coolidge and Aubrey Plaza in The White Lotus, and I was like, “So many people are talking about this, it must really be something!” But I’m here to tell you it is really nothing. It’s three quick shots, totaling all of four seconds. If this is super important to you, it comes at the 16-second mark. Otherwise, just wait until the trailer comes out later this year.
A new House of the Dragons promo has just dropped: this time with interviews with George R.R. Martin and showrunners Miguel Sapochnik and Ryan Condal.
ALERT, MY NERDS: Duolingo will soon offer lessons in High Valyrian.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan has an update for you. What I want to know is whether the filming on this will be over soon enough for him to go do a cameo — or more — on The Boys. Considering filming on The Boys begins next month, it probably won’t work out. 🙁
No, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert folks are not going to jail over the Capitol kerfuffle, OBVIOUSLY.
Let’s settle this debate: Not every show needs to have sex. The Bear is one of these shows.
If you were unaware, the Stranger Things character of Eddie was based on a real person, Damien Echols, one of three Arkansas teenagers who were wrongfully convicted of murdering three young boys in the 1990s, and the subject of a game-changing documentary, Paradise Lost. Two decades later, Echols and the two others were re-sentenced to time served and released from prison — though not formally exonerated. Anyway, someone asked Echols about Eddie:
In case anyone else is wondering, I was tremendously honored by it. And I greatly appreciate all the new eyes and hearts it has brought to our fight.
I was watching it at 3 am in the morning, and when I heard the very first chords from Master of Puppets, my heart exploded. https://t.co/zHmq2vQhoW— Damien Echols (@damienechols) July 16, 2022
Meanwhile:
Jamie Campbell Bower watched your funniest Stranger Things fan videos which meant we had to explain to him what "Vecnussy" means pic.twitter.com/O4GC1Qgqtq
— Netflix (@netflix) July 18, 2022
You can soon pre-order your LEGO The Office set.
Netflix is still trying to figure out how to limit password sharing.
Nicholas Cage’s ex-girlfriend is the most recent person to sue Erika Jayne.
A crew member of Law & Order: Organized Crime was shot and killed in New York this morning while enforcing “no parking” signs around the set.
#MeToo
Ricky Martin’s 21-year-old nephew has accused him of engaging in an abusive sexual relationship. Martin emphatically denies the allegations as being “disgusting” and claims the individual in question has “deep mental health challenges.”
Eric Weinberg, the co-executive producer of Scrubs, has been arrested for a series of rapes and other sex crimes between 2012 and 2019, and is suspected of even more crimes, dating back to the 90s.
Kevin Spacey has pled not guilty in the sexual assault case against him in the U.K. In the meantime, he’s dropped out of a planned film about Genghis Khan.
“Bouzy’s firm found that Heard supporters ‘were attacked relentlessly,’ often with ‘vulgar and threatening language.’ It wrote in the report that, ‘offensive tweets, misogyny, doxxing, and death threats were rampant’ in tweets targeting Heard supporters.”
I’m shocked. This is my shocked face.
Some files in the Roman Polanski case were recently unsealed which suggest that the judge in the case had reneged on a negotiated plea deal that would have kept Polanski out of jail, “forcing” him to flee.
I do not have words for Elon Musk’s 76-year-old father, Errol, announcing his second child with his stepdaughter whom he raised since she was four. Maybe it’s for the best that the planet is on fire.
Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk, announces he has welcomed a second child with his stepdaughter – who he raised since she was 4 years old.
“The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce.” pic.twitter.com/N7zm41EUGA
— Pop Base (@PopBase) July 14, 2022
Renewals
- Breeders has been renewed for a fourth season on FX and Sky.
- Caught in the Act: Unfaithful has been renewed for a second season on VH1.
In Development
- The Powerpuff Girls and Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends are being rebooted by Hanna-Barbera.
- Burn The House Down, a Japanese mystery thriller, has been greenlit at Netflix.
Casting News
- Quinta Brunson will play Oprah Winfrey in Weird: The Al Yankovic Story on Roku.
First look at Quinta Brunson as Oprah Winfrey alongside Daniel Radcliffe as Al Yankovic in upcoming biopic ‘Weird: The Al Yankovic Story.’ pic.twitter.com/Qb1Vhb6uim
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) July 19, 2022
- Christina Hendricks has joined The Buccaneers on Apple TV+.
- Edwin Hodge has joined FBI: Most Wanted on CBS.
- Rosemarie DeWitt, Luke Kirby, and Judith Light have joined Out of My Mind on Disney+.
- Luke Mitchell, Seth Gabel, Henry Ian Cusick, Anirudh Pisharody, and Madalyn Horcher are joining the cast of Big Sky on ABC.
- Jennie Kim has joined The Idol on HBO.
- Jessica Green is joining the cast of Ben Affleck’s Nike movie on Prime Video.
Mark Your Calendars
- RuPaul’s Secret Celebrity Drag Race will return on VH1 on August 12.
- Kevin Can F**k Himself will return on AMC on August 22.
- The Munsters will premiere on Netflix in September.
- Harley Quinn will return on HBO Max on July 28.
- Black Ink Crew Chicago returns on VH1 on August 9.
- Another Self will debut on Netflix on July 28.
- Carter will premiere on Netflix on August 5.
- Deepa & Anoop will premiere on Netflix on August 15.
- Fullmetal Alchemist The Revenge of Scar / The Final Alchemy will debut on Netflix on August 20.
- Tekken: Bloodline will premiere on Netflix on August 18.
- The Princess will premiere on HBO on August 13.
- I Just Killed My Dad will debut on Netflix on August 9.
- Echoes will premiere on Netflix on August 19.
R.I.P.
Nolan Neal, Former contestant on The Voice and America’s Got Talent
Mickey Rooney Jr., Actor, Mouseketeer, member of Willie Nelson’s band, and son of Mickey Rooney
Claes Oldenburg, Artist
WATCH THIS
Love Island: Sexy singles search for love in the fourth season of this dumb reality show. Season premiere. Peacock
2022 MLB All-Star Game: American League vs. National League in Dodger Stadium. 6 p.m., Fox
The Day the Music Died: The Story of Don McClean’s ‘American Pie’: Don McClean reveals the secrets of his iconic (and never-ending) song, “American Pie.” Paramount+
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Michael Cera, Keke Palmer, the Black Keys
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lisa Kudrow, Alex Holder, Hoodo Hersi, Andrew Marshall
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Ethan Hawke, Courtney Barnett
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: David Spade, Maria Bakalova, Whitney, guest host Dana Carvey
- The Daily Show: Gregory Robinson
- Watch What Happens Live: Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge
TUES. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Celebrity Family Feud (repeat) |
Judge Steve Harvey (repeat) |
The Rookie (repeat) |
CBS | FBI (repeat) |
FBI: International (repeat) |
FBI: Most Wanted (repeat) |
CW | Superman & Lois (repeat) |
Tom Swift (new) |
Local |
FOX | 2022 MLB All-Star Game (live) |
NBC | America’s Got Talent (new) |
Dancing With Myself (new) |
I am pretty much a Chicago Cubs hater, but Oldenburg’s Batcolumn is kinda cool. If you’ve got a few minutes, check out his pop art, maybe starting here: https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-claes-oldenburgs-supersized-pop-sculptures-made-public-art-fun
Looking back, Desus & Mero have been a little off this season but it’s still sad the brand is breaking up