No TV news, just a bunch of ass-biting

Hi friends. It’s been a hell of a long four years 2020 election season, and I’m giving myself a day off for mental health reasons. I know things are still … unsettled, but even more reason for me to just take a minute to breathe. The TV news can wait until Monday.

To fill the void, here are a bunch of animals being straight-up butt-biting jerks to one another:

Cockatoo teasing a kookaburra

harasssment from AnimalsBeingJerks

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Crazy Granny Marathon: Get your fill of insane grandmothers with Psycho Granny, Deranged Granny, and then the classic Killer Grandma. 5 p.m., LMN

Brahms: The Boy II: Listen, I can almost GUARANTEE this will be terrible, but I felt compelled to include it just based on how completely batshit insane the original The Boy movie was. Who knows, right? 7 p.m., Showtime

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Dave Chappelle hosts & Foo Fighters are the musical guest. 10:30 p.m., NBC

2020 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Depeche Mode, the Doobie Brothers, Whitney Houston, Nine Inch Nails, The Notorious B.I.G., and T. Rex are inducted. 7 p.m., HBO

Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater: Damn find advice. 7 p.m., Hallmark

SUNDAY

NCIS: Los Angeles: Callen and Sam go searching for a Russian bomber that went missing over U.S. soil in the season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

NCIS: New Orleans: COVID-19 infects a humanitarian ship offshore. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS

Our Cartoon President: No offense, but I really hope this season finale is a series finale. 7:30 p.m., Showtime

Moonbase 8: Fred Armisen, Tim Heidecker, and John C. Reilly star as three would-be astronauts training for a lunar mission in a moon base simulator in this new comedy. 10 p.m., Showtime

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Milo Ventimiglia, Marc Maron, Oneohtrix Point Never
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): “The Late Show” Showtime Election Night Special, featuring Alex Wagner, John Heilemann, Mark McKinnon, Charlamagne Tha God, Jena Friedman, Maz Jobrani, Arcade Fire
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live!: (Friday): Charlie Hunnam, Why Don’t We

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
CBS The Greatest #AtHome Videos
(new)
Magnum P.I.
(repeat)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Masters of Illusion
(repeat)
Masters of Illusion
(repeat)
World’s Funniest Animals
(new)
World’s Funniest Animals
(repeat)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(repeat)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)
News/Local
CBS Manhunt: Deadly Games
(new)
Manhunt: Deadly Games
(new)
48 Hours News/Local
FOX Fox PBC Fight Night
(live)
News/Local
NBC College Football News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(Dave Chappelle & Foo Fighters)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
Supermarket Sweep
(new)
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
(new)
Card Sharks
(new)
CBS NFL Football 60 Minutes NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
NCIS: New Orleans
(new)
NCIS
(new)
The CW Local Pandora
(new)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Local
FOX The Simp-sons
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
The Simp-sons
(new)
Bless the Harts
(new)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Local/News
NBC Sunday Night Football
(live)

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