Hi friends. It’s been a hell of a long four years 2020 election season, and I’m giving myself a day off for mental health reasons. I know things are still … unsettled, but even more reason for me to just take a minute to breathe. The TV news can wait until Monday.
To fill the void, here are a bunch of animals being straight-up butt-biting jerks to one another:
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FRIDAY
Crazy Granny Marathon: Get your fill of insane grandmothers with Psycho Granny, Deranged Granny, and then the classic Killer Grandma. 5 p.m., LMN
Brahms: The Boy II: Listen, I can almost GUARANTEE this will be terrible, but I felt compelled to include it just based on how completely batshit insane the original The Boy movie was. Who knows, right? 7 p.m., Showtime
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Dave Chappelle hosts & Foo Fighters are the musical guest. 10:30 p.m., NBC
2020 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony: Depeche Mode, the Doobie Brothers, Whitney Houston, Nine Inch Nails, The Notorious B.I.G., and T. Rex are inducted. 7 p.m., HBO
Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater: Damn find advice. 7 p.m., Hallmark
SUNDAY
NCIS: Los Angeles: Callen and Sam go searching for a Russian bomber that went missing over U.S. soil in the season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
NCIS: New Orleans: COVID-19 infects a humanitarian ship offshore. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS
Our Cartoon President: No offense, but I really hope this season finale is a series finale. 7:30 p.m., Showtime
Moonbase 8: Fred Armisen, Tim Heidecker, and John C. Reilly star as three would-be astronauts training for a lunar mission in a moon base simulator in this new comedy. 10 p.m., Showtime
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Milo Ventimiglia, Marc Maron, Oneohtrix Point Never
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): “The Late Show” Showtime Election Night Special, featuring Alex Wagner, John Heilemann, Mark McKinnon, Charlamagne Tha God, Jena Friedman, Maz Jobrani, Arcade Fire
- Jimmy Kimmel Live!: (Friday): Charlie Hunnam, Why Don’t We
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | The Greatest #AtHome Videos (new) |
Magnum P.I. (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Manhunt: Deadly Games (new) |
Manhunt: Deadly Games (new) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
| FOX | Fox PBC Fight Night (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | College Football | News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (Dave Chappelle & Foo Fighters) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
Supermarket Sweep (new) |
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? (new) |
Card Sharks (new) |
| CBS | NFL Football | 60 Minutes | NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
NCIS: New Orleans (new) |
NCIS (new) |
| The CW | Local | Pandora (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The Simp-sons (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
The Simp-sons (new) |
Bless the Harts (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Local/News |
| NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |