I’m just going to sit here and watch on repeat this Lizzo video with RuPaul’s drag queens so my head doesn’t explode over the Mueller Report

My damn nerves are frayed with this Mueller Report business. While a heavily redacted version of the report has finally been released to the media, and that fucko Bill Barr has given his own gloss on what it all means, we won’t really be able to get our arms around it for hours and hours, maybe not for days. So we all need to just take a deep breath and not jump to any crazy conclusions.

To take our mind off all this noise, I present this delightful new video for Lizzo’s catchy-as-hell song “Juice” featuring a bunch of RuPaul’s Drag Race queens, including: Detox, Asia O’Hara, Morgan McMichaels, A’keria Davenport, Sonique, Mayhem Miller, Mariah Balenciaga, Silky Nutmeg Ganache, and Soju.

Ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee, ya-ya-ee. It’s a delight. The collapse of our country, not so much.

OK, Houston Texans. I see you.

A couple of other Game of Thrones bits of business:

Here are a bunch of pictures from the next episode:

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George Lucas helped direct a scene between Jon and Dany in the season premiere.

The props the cast took from the set are fascinating. While obviously I would want to take something like the Catspaw Daggar or Longclaw or a dragon egg, clearly those aren’t going home with anyone, so I would have been content with a bit of dragonglass.

This is interesting: the young actress playing Judith Grimes on The Walking Dead is being paid more next season than Andrew Lincoln made in season 6. By the way, we finally have our answer as to how the zombie apocalypse on The Walking Dead began.

The Magicians knows you’re upset about that death, and it’s complicated. But also, no, that character is not returning next season.

Keep feeling better, Alex!

A tribute to Colin Robinson, my new favorite character on any show.

Amazon and Google have finally agreed to play nice and allow each other’s platforms on each other’s devices.

The plagiarism lawsuit against the Duffer Brothers has not been dismissed and the trial will begin on May 6.

And the joke-theft case against Conan goes to trial on May 28. The facts aren’t great for the Conan writers.

This is just a depressing story about how Fox News has ruined families.

BREAKING NEWS: Ted Cruz is the (almost) fucking worst. Fortunately for him we still have President Individual 1, Bill Barr and Mitch McConnell that prevent him from taking that top spot.

The WGA has officially sued the top four talent agencies.

Sex Monster News



In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

The CW has released their summer dates:

  • Burden of Truth returns on June 2.
  • Masters of Illusion returns on June 7.
  • The Big Stage debuts on June 7.
  • Penn & Teller: Fool Us returns on June 17.
  • Whose Line is it Anyway? returns on June 17.
  • The Outpost returns on July 11.
  • New series, Bulletproof, Hypnotize Me, Mysteries Decoded, Pandora, and Red Bull Peaking have not been scheduled yet, but descriptions can be found at this link.


  • The Boys debuts on Amazon on July 26. This is a VERY NSFW trailer, heads up.
  • Tuca & Bertie looks like it will fill the Broad City-shaped hole in your heart when it debuts on Netflix on May 3.
  • Swamp Thing will still premiere on May 31 on DC Universe despite yesterday’s news that production had been halted. This trailer debuted hours after this news broke, so clearly DC Universe wanted to make sure people knew the series was still going forward.
  • Younger returns on TV Land on June 12.
  • Queen of the South will return on USA on June 6.


Mya-Lecia Naylor, Actress in Cloud Atlas, Millie’s Inbetween and who was to appear in the upcoming The Witcher series on Netflix. Sadly, she was only 16.

Bradley Welsh, Actor best known for Trainspotting 2.


Supernatural: Sam, Dean, and Castiel investigate deaths that have a Biblical element to them. So, it’s an episode of Supernatural. 7 p.m., The CW

Life in Pieces: The family sitcom which is merely mediocre but for whatever reason, I can’t stop watching is back tonight. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

The Happening: The scariest movie about murderous plants. 6:27 p.m., Starz Encore

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Andy Cohen, Mario, Michael & Marco Andretti, José Andrés
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Amy Sedaris, Pete Buttigieg, Toro y Moi
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Samantha Bee, Retta, Spiritualized
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Andrew Garfield, Lake Bell, BLACKPINK
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Lionel Richie, Sharon Horgan, Lizzo
  • Conan: Bill Hader
  • Busy Tonight: Chad Michael Murray
  • Watch What Happens Live: Anna Faris, Nina Garcia

THUR 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Grey’s Anatomy
Station 19
For the People
CBS The Big Bang Theory
Life in Pieces
Life in Pieces
CW Supernatural
In the Dark
FOX Gotham
The Orville
NBC Superstore
A.P. Bio
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Law & Order: SVU

2 thoughts on “I’m just going to sit here and watch on repeat this Lizzo video with RuPaul’s drag queens so my head doesn’t explode over the Mueller Report

  1. My other teevee boyfriend Pablo Schreiber is cast in Halo AND Kyle Killen, creator of the cancelled-too-soon shows Lone Star and Awake, is on board as co-showrunner, executive producer AND writer! HOW HAPPY AM I? SO HAPPY.

    Unless they stay hardcore true to the game and Master Chief never takes off his helmet. Ever. Why would you waste pretty like that?

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