‘Game of Thrones’ just released new character posters and emojis, but one badass character is conspicuously missing.

Game of Thrones released a bunch of new posters featuring some 20 different characters sitting on the Iron Throne, and new twitter emojis when you hashtag their names. The characters include: Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, the Night King, Cersei Lannister, Arya Stark, Jaime Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, Sansa Stark, Bran Stark, Brienne of Tarth, Davos Seaworth, Euron Greyjoy, Jorah Mormont, Greyworm, Melisandre, Missandei, Samwell Tarly, Theon Greyjoy, Varys and The Hound.

 

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Which, OK, I get it, but like, Sam and Theon and The Hound, and Jorah and Greyworm and Davos and Brienne? They aren’t getting anywhere near the Iron Throne. Come on. Lady Mormont is on that throne faster than any of these people.

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To see the emojis, you have to tweet the following character names:

#DaenerysTargaryen

#JonSnow

#NightKing

#CerseiLannister

#AryaStark

#JaimeLannister

#TyrionLannister

#SansaStark

#BranStark

#BrienneOfTarth

#DavosSeaworth

#EuronGreyjoy

#JorahMormont

#Greyworm

#Melisandre

#Missandei

#SamwellTarly

#TheonGreyjoy

#Varys

#TheHound

  1. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE MY LADY MORMONT EMOJI IS.
  2. My favorite, obviously, is Arya:

That’s just my constant mood.

And we’ve finally found the one thing George R.R. Martin will not allow distract him from FINISHING THE DAMN BOOKS.

OH NO, LUKE PERRY HAS HAD A STROKE. According to reports, he was taken to the hospital this morning but his condition is currently unknown. Get better soon, Luke Perry.

A third Walking Dead series is in the works. Nevermind the fact that The Walking Dead‘s ratings are falling and no one watches Fear the Walking Dead, but whatever.

Usually, I would put the Saturday Night Live promo under “Dates,” but this deserves your attention because it’s great:

Jordan Peele is making all of the TV and movies. Here’s a helpful guide.

Ok, so this is more of a pop culture thing than it is a TV thing, but HOLY COW, the Disney Star Wars park sounds AMAZING. I’m a huge Star Wars fan as everyone my age is obligated to be, but I’m also a big theme park fan and the description of this sounds like a real leap forward in immersive experiences. Here are 77 things to know about it.

Lady Gaga wants you to know there’s nothing going on between her and Bradly Cooper.

Fox just lost a lawsuit against Bones for a LOT of money.

Netflix is planning on giving The Irishman the Oscar push.

That crash on the set of L.A.’s Finest has led to one of the showrunners who was injured having to have one of his legs partially amputated. 😦

Caelynn Miller-Keyes is claiming she is hesitant to be the next Bachelorette, but come on.

Sad news for Tanner and Jade.

Me, clearing my calendar for the week of May 13.

Apparently, Netflix’s UK version of The Notebook has the wrong ending and people are SO MAD.

TELL CERSEI IT WAS DAME DIANA RIGG.

Sex Monster News

The public relations war over Leaving Neverland has begun: The Jackson brothers and a nephew gave an interview to Gayle King accusing Jackson’s accusers of only being interested in money. This morning, Jackson’s accusers, Wade Robson and James Safechuck gave Gayle King an interview discussing how Jackson groomed them for abuse. Meanwhile, Gayle’s best friend, Oprah, is going to interview the accusers, Wade Robson and James Safechuck, for a special that will air on HBO and OWN following the documentary on Sunday. Meanwhile, this writer wrestles with what to do after you’ve seen the documentary.

Thanks to a bunch of fragile white boys whose feelings were hurt by Brie Larson saying the obvious, Rotten Tomatoes had to disable commenting on movies before they have been released. Which, OK, but why did they have that feature to begin with?

PLEASE DO NOT LICK THE REPORTERS.

Renewals

Cancelation

In Development

  • 90210 has been ordered to series by Fox. It will be a summer event series.
  • Lil Dicky has been ordered to series by FX.
  • Book of Enchantment is in development at Disney+.
  • A Constantine series might be back in development, and they want Matt Ryan back.
  • Sara Lee Hess, the executive producer of the Game of Thrones prequel series, has signed an overall deal with HBO.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Arrested Development returns on Netflix on March 15.
  • Turn Up Charlie will debut on Netflix on March 15.
  • The Tick will return on Amazon on April 5.
  • Osmosis will debut on Netflix on March 29.
  • Will Smith’s Bucket List is available to watch on Facebook Watch now.

R.I.P.

Lisa Sheridan, Actress in Invasion, Journeyman and Halt and Catch Fire among others

Perry Wolff, CBS News producer and documentarian

Andre Previn, Composer and conductor and one-time husband of Mia Farrow

WATCH THIS

Legacies: THANKS FOR RUINING SPRING BREAK, HOPE. 8 p.m., The CW

Better Things: Patricia Adlon’s wonderful little show that almost didn’t survive the Louis C.K. scandal is back, thank goodness. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FX

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Miley Cyrus appears in the season premiere. 8 p.m., VH1

Grey’s Anatomy: It officially becomes the longest-running medical show in TV history tonight. 7 p.m., ABC

A Million Little Things: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, BARBARA MORGAN? Season finale. 8 p.m., ABC

How to Get Away with Murder: Will they get away with murder? Again? Season finale. 9 p.m., ABC

The Titan Games: Season finale. 7 p.m., NBC

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Mulaney, Kevin Nealon, 2 Chainz featuring Marsha Ambrosius
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Amy Sedaris, J.K. Simmons, Jon Epcar
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Ellen Pompeo, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, half•alive
  • The Daily Show: Gary Clark Jr.
  • Conan: Maya Erskine, Anna Konkle
  • Busy Tonight: Shane West
  • Watch What Happens Live: Scott Foley

 

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A Million Little Things
(new)
How to Get Away with Murder
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CBS The World’s Best
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The Big Bang Theory
(repeat)
FAM
(new)
S.W.A.T.
(repeat)
CW Charmed
(repeat)
Legacies
(new)
News/Local
FOX Gotham
(new)
The Orville
(new)
News/Local
NBC The Titan Games
(new)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
(new)
Will & Grace
(new)
The Enemy Within
(repeat)
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