Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer met with Donald Trump and Mike Pence yesterday to start talks on how to avoid a government shutdown. It went hilariously.
Too Long/Didn’t Watch: Trump screamed about wanting his wall, Chuck and Nancy were like, “Nah,” so Trump said he’d be “proud” to shut down the government. LOLOLOLOL OK.
Jimmy Kimmel gives the fight the obvious Real Housewives edit:
Meeting with House Democrats after the meeting, Bad Bitch Nancy Pelosi said: “This wall thing … It’s like a manhood thing with him — as if manhood can be associated with him.”
Stephen Colbert: “So the wall is a metaphor for his manhood? No wonder he’s having trouble erecting it.”
Seth Meyers notes that when Schumer said “shutdown” Pence took him literally.
Trevor Noah’s is pretty sure he knows what Mike Pence was daydreaming about:
James Corden notes that Mike Pence wasn’t the only uncomfortable one in the room:
Jimmy Fallon has the questions Trump is asking the candidates for his Chief of Staff position:
Speaking of the Chief of Staff search, apparently, Trump is “super pissed,” which, to be fair, if he were a superhero, that would be the perfect name.
Finally, Seth Meyers burns some holiday-related things: