Jimmy Kimmel suggests Trump’s own words about birthright citizenship — “It’s ridiculous and it has to end” — should be his next campaign slogan:
Stephen Colbert helps explain the “complicated” concept of birthright citizenship: you’re born here, you’re a citizen:
Jimmy Fallon explains that Trump believes ending birthright citizenship will prevent any babies from voting against him.
Kimmel helps explain this ridiculous Mueller sexual harassment story:
Seth Meyers explains why he doesn’t think Mueller sexually harassed anyone:
Trevor Noah suggests that the migrants seeking asylum should be allowed to play a giant game of Red Rover to gain citizenship:
James Corden is going to steal Melania’s excuse for why she’s not traveling with Trump:
More of the Tiny Voice in the Back of Donald Trump’s head:
Stephen Colbert takes a look at all the news that gets buried, like cat makeup in gymnastics:
And it’s time for another round of Jokes Seth Can’t Tell:
Donald Trump delivers a special Halloween message: