Damon Lindelof’s ‘Watchmen’ is officially happening at HBO, and I, for one, am excited.

HI HI HI. So sorry for the late start but real life took over my entire morning today, and I wasn’t able to get to the Very Important Business of TV news. Fortunately, there wasn’t much TV news to speak of, anyway. 

For instance, Stormy Daniels isn’t going to be on a reality show that you weren’t going to be able to watch, anyway.

Mr. Robot will end after four seasons according to Christian Slater.

Here’s how Derek Waters preps the stars on Drunk History: homework.

Omarosa might have 200 tapes (!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Fox News used a photo of Patti LaBelle in announcing the death of Aretha Franklin because all black people look alike to Fox News.

Nathan Fillion will never talk shit about soap operas.

And this person does not know the name of everyone on Game of Thrones AND SHOULD HAVE THEIR NERD CARD REVOKED IMMEDIATELY. FOR SHAME.

See? You didn’t really miss much.

Renewals

Cancellations

  • The Royals has been canceled after four seasons.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • The Hunt for the Trump Tapes with Tom Arnold will premiere on TruTV on September 18. Let’s hope he finds something before the midterms (although a fat lot of good the Access Hollywood tape did …)

 

  • Hold the Dark will debut on Netflix on September 28.
  • Stand Up to Cancer will air on September 7 on ABC, CBS, FOX and NBC, along with AT&T AUDIENCE Network, Bloomberg TV, Bravo, Discovery Life, E!, EPIX, Escape, ESPNEWS, FM, Freeform, FS2, FXM, FYI, Galavision, HBO, HBO Latino, ION Television, Jewish Life TV, Laff, Logo, MTV2, Nat Geo WILD, PeopleTV, REELZ, SHOWTIME, Smithsonian Channel, STARZ, STARZ ENCORE, STARZ ENCORE ESPAÑOL, TNT, Univision Puerto Rico and WGN America
  • Star Wars Resistance will debut on Disney Channel on October 7.

 

 

R.I.P.

Unsho Ishizuk, Anime voice actor, voice of Professor Oak in the Pokemon series

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Disenchantment: Matt Groening’s new fantasy animated series that is not a Game of Thrones spoof. Series premiere. Netflix

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before: In this waking nightmare romantic teen comedy, a young woman’s letters to her crushes are sent to them. This one is getting great reviews, guys. Netflix

Minding the Gap: A documentary about three young men who skateboard to escape their volatile lives. Hulu

WE Day: John Stamos hosts this celebration of people doing what they can to make their communities better. 7 p.m., ABC

SATURDAY

Darkest Hour: It’s a Winston Churchill movie. 7 p.m., HBO

Jurassic Park marathon: RWOR! 3 p.m., Showtime Extreme

Lover in the Attic: Exactly what it sounds like: a woman hides her lover in her attic, because where else are you going to put him? 7 p.m., Lifetime

SUNDAY

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time: For reals though. 7 p.m., Syfy

The Affair: Helen gets a new perspective on life in the season finale. 8 p.m., Showtime

Shades of Blue: Harlee faces a police commission in the series finale. 9 p.m., NBC

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC WE Day
(new)
What Would You Do?
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20/20
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CBS TKO
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Whistleblower
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Whistleblower
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Masters of Illusion
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Local
FOX BIG3 Basketball
(live)
Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(new)
Dateline
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SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NFL Football: 49es at Texans
(live)
News/Local
CBS Pink Collar Crimes
(new)
48 Hours
(repeat)
48 Hours
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FOX Masterchef
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News/Local
NBC America’s Got Talent
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Dateline
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News/Local Saturday Night Live
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SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Celebrity Family Feud
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The $100,000 Pyramid
(new)
To Tell the Truth
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes
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Big Brother
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NCIS: Los Angeles
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NCIS: New Orleans
(new)
FOX Golf
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The Simpsons
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The Simpsons
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Bob’s Burgers
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Family Guy
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Bob’s Burgers
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NBC Dateline
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Gymnastics
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Shades of Blue
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