‘Disenchantment,’ ‘The Real Housewives of Dallas,’ the final ‘Sharknado,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

 

MONDAY

Bachelor in Paradise: And now this damn show moves to two nights a week just to make my life hell.  7 p.m., ABC

Sacred Sites: Was King Arthur real? Maybe! Sure, why not! Season premiere. 7 p.m., Smithsonian

TUESDAY

America’s Got Talent: America gets their shot at the first 12 of 36 acts. 7 p.m., NBC

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern: In the season finale, Zimmern explores the history of the Underground Railroad and eats food typical of what slaves would have eaten. 8 p.m., Travel Channel

The Terminator: I am always appreciative of stories that understand and respect time travel paradoxes. LOOKING AT YOU, LOOPER4:30 p.m., IFC

WEDNESDAY

The Real Housewives of Dallas: Brandi and her awful husband have adopted a baby boy. Mazel. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Bravo

The Real Housewives of New York City: In a completely predictable turn of events, Sonja flashes The Countess’ audience during her cabaret debut. Season finale. 8 p.m., Bravo

Sugar: In this new series, music superstars surprise their biggest fans. Series premiere. YouTube

THURSDAY

Match Game: Kenan Thompson, Thomas Lennon, Sherri Shepherd, Horatio Sanz and Gillian Jacobs sit on the panel. 8 p.m., ABC

Detroiters: Sam might be a father in the season finale. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central

Late Night with Seth Meyers: Matt Groening visits late night for the first time in more than a decade. 11:30 p.m., NBC

FRIDAY

Disenchantment: Matt Groening’s new fantasy animated series that is not a Game of Thrones spoof. Series premiere. Netflix

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before: In this waking nightmare romantic teen comedy, a young woman’s letters to her crushes are sent to them. Netflix

Minding the Gap: A documentary about three young men who skateboard to escape their volatile lives. Hulu

WE Day: John Stamos hosts this celebration of people doing what they can to make their communities better. 7 p.m., ABC

SATURDAY

Darkest Hour: It’s a Winston Churchill movie. 7 p.m., HBO

Jurassic Park marathon: RWOR! 3 p.m., Showtime Extreme

Lover in the Attic: Exactly what it sounds like: a woman hides her lover in her attic, because where else are you going to put him? 7 p.m., Lifetime

SUNDAY

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time: For reals though. 7 p.m., Syfy

The Affair: Helen gets a new perspective on life in the season finale. 8 p.m., Showtime

Shades of Blue: Harlee faces a police commission in the series finale. 9 p.m., NBC

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