‘The Winter Olympics,’ ‘Homeland,’ ‘Here and Now,’ ‘Wonder Woman,’ ‘Celebrity Big Brother,’ ‘Channel Zero’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week


The Best of the U.S.: The Olympics are coming, and I’m going to do my level best to recap them with whatever assistance I can cajole out of Bobby. Anyway, this special is designed to tell you who you’ll be rooting for. 9 p.m., NBC

The Bachelor: The Bachelor ruins Paris. 7 p.m., ABC

Breaking Their Silence: Inside the Gymnastics Scandal: A look into the horrific Larry Nassar crimes. 9 p.m., Lifetime


Bethenny & Fredrik: If you loved the Bethenny and Fredrik parts of Real Housewives of New York, and who didn’t, you’ll love this new show. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Bravo

Fred Armisen: Stand Up for Drummers: Fred Armisen does stand up for drummers. Netflix

We’ll Meet Again: The Lost Children of Vietnam: A woman searches for her American father, and a man looks for the Texas cowboy who saved his life. 7 p.m., PBS


Celebrity Big Brother: Oh brother. (Great joke, high five.) Series premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

Queer Eye: It’s back and one of the “queer eyes” is the brilliance behind Gay of Thrones. Series premiere. Netflix

Channel Zero: Something about weird staircases mysteriously appearing in the middle of the city and people disappearing and whatever, it’s going to be fucking creepy as fuck. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy

Law & Order: SVU: JACK’S BACK. 8 p.m., NBC

NOVA: The 13,000-year-old remains of a teenager are found in an underwater cave in Mexico and that is SO COOL. 8 p.m., PBS


The Winter Olympics: OK, so this is super confusing, but there will be figure skating and moguls tonight even though the opening ceremonies won’t air until tomorrow night, but I think these events might have taken place after the opening ceremonies because it’s already tomorrow in Seoul and I don’t know but all of this is giving me a nosebleed.  7 p.m., NBC

The Four: I don’t actually care about who wins, I’m just curious how they’re going to work around one of the judges not being there anymore. Season finale. 7 p.m., Fox


The Winter Olympics: And now the opening ceremonies that actually took place this morning or maybe yesterday I don’t even know anymore. 7 p.m., NBC

The Ritual: Some guys get lost in the woods and scary shit happens. Netflix

Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown: Charlie Brown, that red-headed girl just isn’t into you. 7 p.m., ABC


More Olympics: Team dance figure skating, and downhill skiing. Me drinking wine. 7 p.m., NBC

Wonder Woman: That feeling when Wonder Woman is on HBO and you haven’t seen it despite the fact that everyone told you to see it but you can’t watch it because the stupid Olympics. 7 p.m., HBO

Spider-Man: Homecoming: That feeling when Spider-Man: Homecoming is on Starz and you haven’t seen it despite the fact that people told you it was better than they thought it was going to be but you’re still skeptical because you’ve been Spider-burned before but you can’t watch it because the stupid Olympics. 7 p.m., Starz


Even More Olympics: Ice dancing and free skate; women’s giant slalom, freestyle skiing, women’s snowboarding and luge. So much red wine. 6 p.m., NBC

Here and Now: Alan Ball’s new series becomes added to my DVR where it will be ignored for a few months. Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

Homeland: Here we go. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime

Our Cartoon President: Stephen Colbert’s cartoon president finds a new home on Showtime where he can say “shithole” without being bleeped. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Showtime


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