Thanks to Jimmy Fallon’s cover of Prince’s ‘Let’s Go Crazy,’ Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled forever.

Here is Jimmy Fallon ruining Thanksgiving at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday. I am very sad to report that there will be no more Thanksgivings.

 

There is not a whole lot of television news out there today as everyone in the country is lying on some relative’s floor, digesting leftovers, so here is a convenient guide I made detailing when your favorite shows will return from their winter hiatus. Unfortunately, it’s a little incomplete, as CBS is being stingy with information, but it will have to do for now.

Harassment Grossness

Uma Thurman came for Harvey Weinstein this Thanksgiving.

Another Entourage extra has accused Jeremy Piven of being grabby with her.

Jeffrey Tambor has been accused by a third woman. He claims it was an “enthusiastic farewell,” which, oh my God, Tambor, stop it.

Two more women have come forward to say that Al Franken was handsy with them.

The inevitable Law & Order: SVU episode is coming. It’s only surprising that it hasn’t been made already.

Seth MacFarlane knew all along.

NOT NOW, JESSICA SZOHR.

Renewals

Casting News

R.I.P.

Nancy Zieman, Host of Sewing With Nancy

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Grammy’s Greatest Stories: A 60th Anniversary Special: A look at the ceremony and the winners. BUT NOT THE LOSERS BECAUSE THEY LOST. 8 p.m., CBS

Frosty the Snowman & Frosty Returns: You don’t have time to digest your Thanksgiving dinner before Christmas smacks you right in the face. 7 p.m., CBS

Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town: In like a month. 7 p.m., ABC

SATURDAY

Robbie the Reindeer: Who the hell is Robbie? 7 p.m., CBS

The Story of Santa Claus: There are so many different versions of his story at this point, who even knows what the truth is. 8 p.m., CBS

Back to the Future marathon: Can Doc send us back to November 8, 2016, please? 9:30 p.m., TBS

Harry Potter marathon: The first half of a two-day marathon. 6 a.m., Freeform

SUNDAY

The Walking Dead: An argument breaks out at Hilltop. 8 p.m., AMC

The 66th Miss Universe Pageant: Sigh. 6 p.m., Fox

Harry Potter marathon: True story: I took my younger son to Universal Studios this summer and when I walked into Daigon Alley, I burst into happy tears and was mocked by an employee wearing a witch hat. 6 a.m., Freeform

Taken marathon: Liam Neesen’s on the phone for you. 8 p.m., FX

Top Gun: In case you have a need for speed. 8 p.m., StarzEncore

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Santa Claus is Coming to Town 20/20
(new)
CBS Frosty the Snowman Frosty Returns Grammy’s Greatest Stories
(new)
CW iHeartRadio Music Festival Night 2
(new)
Local
FOX College Football
(live)
Local
NBC How the Grinch Stole Christmas Dateline NBC
(new)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)
News/Local
CBS Robbie the Reindeer Robbie the Reindeer The Story of Santa Claus 48 Hours News/Local
FOX College Football
(live)
News/Local
NBC The National Dog Show
(repeat)
Dateline NBC
(repeat)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
Shark Tank
(repeat)
Shark Tank
(new)
CBS Football
(live)
60 Minutes
(new)
Widom of the Crowd
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
Madam Secretary
(new)
FOX The Miss Universe Pageant
(live)
NBC NFL Football
(live)
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