I’m on the road, so you’re going to have to make do with the TV listings and this adorable video until I can get back. Somehow I think you’ll survive.
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Room 104: The Duplass Brother’s new project in which a new story takes place in the same hotel room each week. Frankly, I’ll watch anything the Duplass Brothers do. Series premiere. 10:30 p.m., HBO
The Incredible Jessica James: Jessica Williams, who is incredible, stars in this Netflix original movie. Netflix
The Last Tycoon: A 1930s Hollywood drama that stars Matt Bomer, so sign me up. Series premiere. Netflix
SATURDAY
Still Star-Crossed: Hey, it’s the season finale for the one Shonda Rhimes show that no one watched. 9 p.m., ABC
Episodes marathon: So underappreciated. 6 p.m., Showtime 2
Baby Mama & Sisters: It’s a Tina & Amy mediocre movie marathon! 7 p.m., Cinemax
SUNDAY
Teen Wolf: Final season premiere! Until they bring it back! 7 p.m., MTV
Shark School with Michael Phelps: Good news! Shark Week and Michael Phelps are back to disappoint you once more time! (Especially if you think this will be Michael Phelps being taught by sharks.) 7 p.m., Discovery
Game of Thrones: Cersei “returns a gift.” Ruh-roh. 8 p.m., HBO
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): David Spade, Desus & Mero, Penn & Teller The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): The best moments of the week, with a newly-recorded opening & monologue Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): eza Farahan, Shervin Roohparvar
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Jeff Bagwell Hall of Fame | What Would You Do? (new) |
20/20 (new) |
| CBS | MacGyver (repeat) |
Hawaii Five-0 (repeat) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | Masters of Illusion (new) |
Masters of Illusion (new) |
Penn & Teller: Fool Us (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (repeat) |
Beat Shazam (repeat) |
Local |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
Dateline NBC (new) |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
20/20: In an Instant (new) |
Still Star-Crossed (new) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Doubt (new) |
48 Hours (repeat) |
48 Hours (repeat) |
News/Local |
| FOX | The F Word (repeat) |
Love Connection (repeat) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Jeff Bagwell (repeat) |
TBD (repeat) |
Dateline NBC (repeat) |
News/Local | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (repeat) |
Steve Harvey’s Funderdome (new) |
The $100,000 Pyramid (new) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes (repeat) |
Big Brother (new) |
Candy Crush (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
| FOX | Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
The Simpsons (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
American Grit (new) |
| NBC | Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly (new) |
The Wall (repeat) |
American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |