Hey, Stephen Colbert heard that Trump had some not-so-flattering things to say about him, and it was the best thing that happened to Colbert all week:
And here’s the rest of the monologue, in which Colbert explores the confusion behind the reason Trump fired Comey:
Seth Meyers’ recap of the past week is much funnier than my rant.
Trevor Noah thinks Putin might have Trump hypnotized:
Jimmy Kimmel imagines Donald Trump’s commencement speech. It’s very inspiring:
And in blessedly non-political news, here’s Seth Meyers burning things, starting with outdoor musical festivals because fuck outdoor musical festivals.