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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The crisis dividing America right now: Kelly Clarkson vs. the Brooklyn game store and the $15,000 animatronic bird. I mean, the price tag is clearly visible. Anyway: be polite to all customers when they come in, don’t call them liars, and learn how to properly apologize on the internet so you don’t torpedo your own business, the end.

If Mike Flanagan wants to remake Jaws and Jurassic Park, we’re going to let him remake Jaws and Jurassic Park. Because when Stephen King calls you the “King Whisperer,” you get to do what you want. (I mean, I’d personally like to see him take on Pet Sematary, The Shining, It, Salem’s Lot, and The Stand, but if he wants to tackle Steven Spielberg, who am I to tell him no?)

I hope we’ve all learned from the Lanterns series that comic nerds are never going to be satisfied unless you film the stories exactly from the comic book and never diverge from the original stories.

FX was “too fucking cheap” to drive its actors home from their American Horror Story shoots. FX: GET IT TOGETHER, THOSE LADIES ARE ICONS.

NO. Next question?

You can’t tell me Tom showing his Welling in that Instagram story wasn’t entirely intentional so that we would start talking about Tom Welling again.

I just knew those two were doing kinky shit with all those wigs. 

A former SVP of Fox News Digital called out his former employer for not covering the Kimberly Guilfoyle pay-for-play scandal, calling it “journalistic malpractice.” And what do you know, four hours later, the story appears. Anyway, she’s about to get canned. The best is yet to come, amirite?

Here are 13 facts about our new White House Press Secretary, Katie Zacharia, not one of which will surprise you. 

For once that fucking liar tells the truth.

Someone please muzzle Selma Blair.

I genuinely hope Milania Giudice gets the help she needs. It couldn’t have been easy to grow up with that family on reality television.

Renewals

In Development

  • The Girl Who Disappeared, starring Jaime Pressly, Casey Deidrick, Alexa Blair, and Angie Harmon, has been greenlit at Lifetime.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Body will premiere on Netflix on November 11. It looks like what Ryan Murphy thinks he’s making.
  • Blade Runner 2009 debuts on Prime Video on November 25.
  • High Potential will return on ABC on February 14, following the Super Bowl.
  • The Rookie: North premieres on ABC on January 6.
  • Common Side Effects returns on Adult Swim on January 24 and HBO Max on January 25.
  • Being Heumann will premiere on Apple TV on November 13.
  • The Disciple: A Wu-Tang Fable will premiere on Netflix on October 16.
  • The Mosquito Bowl will premiere on Netflix on November 25.
  • Theo Von: I’m Doing Fine will debut on Netflix on October 20.
  • A Dog’s Perfect Christmas premieres on Netflix on November 4.
  • Netflix has released a trailer for all of their upcoming holiday movies. It’s not Halloween yet, but I guess go off.
  • Dracula is now streaming on Paramount+.
  • The Devil’s Plan: Dead Again premieres on Netflix on November 10.
  • Apocalypse Z: New World premieres on Prime Video on October 30.
  • The Riot debuts on Netflix soon.
  • Marcos: Another World Is Possible will debut on Netflix on December 2.
  • Last One Standing returns on Netflix on November 10.
  • Under Siege will debut on Netflix on November 6.
  • How to Ruin Diwali will premiere on Netflix on October 30.

R.I.P.

RJ Mitte, Breaking Bad actor and disability activist

Amber Siyavus, Big Brother contestant

If you or someone you know is struggling or in crisis, help is available. Call or text 988 or chat 988lifeline.org.

WATCH THIS

Tyson: This four-hour series explores Mike Tyson’s life, career, and controversial legacy. Not entirely sure why we need to retread this same material for the zillionth time, but here we are. Series premiere. Netflix

Ludwig: Season two of the quirky little British mystery series that has become a huge hit in its home country — and is being adapted here at ABC. BritBox

Michael Che: Shot in Minnesota: Che tackles marriage, racism, free speech and Colin Jost in this new comedy special. Premiere. Netflix

Weapons: Get your Aunt Gladys costume ready; Halloween is only 18 days away. 7:28 p.m., HBO Movies

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