Trump may not want to talk about his first 100 days, but Late Night has plenty to say about them. Plenty.

Stephen Colbert would like to personally thank Trump for his first 100 days:

Seth Meyers is unimpressed with Trump’s first 100 “ignorant” days:

The Daily Show would like to remind Trump that he doesn’t get to claim that 100 days is an arbitrary marker:

In Other Trump is Such an Asshole News

I was so outraged by Trump’s A.P. interview yesterday — SEPTEMBER 11TH, HE COMPARED HIS RATINGS TO SEPTEMBER 11TH, Y’ALL — that I neglected to mention some of the other fun things related to Trump and the media that broke this weekend:

In Other News

OH NO: Farmer Teeth was arrested after hitting a tractor with his truck, killing the driver and then fleeing the scene. OH, FARMER TEETH.

Welp, the writers have overwhelmingly approved a strike, so let’s hope they hammer out a deal before next week. A reminder of the shows that will be immediately impacted, and the series that won’t be impacted at all.

Say goodbye to all those HBO shows on Amazon, kids.

Apparently, actors won’t play Clinton and Trump in the upcoming American Horror Story: Election season, but they will use footage from the actual election. As for Feud: Charles and Diana, there is an actual possibility that Sarah Paulson won’t play Diana. (But we’ll see.)

David Letterman and Tina Fey will join Alec Baldwin for episodes of TCM’s The Essentials, so that’s either cool or I am really getting old. Maybe both?

Look, I’ll admit, when I heard they were going to turn Psycho into a series, I was skeptical, but Bates Motel was a sharp little show! So, sure, feel free to turn other Hitchcock movies into series, BUT KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF VERTIGO.

Mike Darnell, that’s who we have to blame for all of this.

Apparently, NBC made an exclusively online follow-up to Trial & Error, called Mystery Now, a spoof of shows like Dateline and 48 Hours:

So, Scott Baio was a complete dick about Erin Moran’s death and then when he was called out on being completely wrong about her cause of death, he went full asshole.

Trailer Park

Blood Drive, Syfy, June 14

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

R.I.P.

WATCH THIS

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Third and final piece of the reunion puzzle. Tata, ladies! 8 p.m., Bravo

Great News: Tina Fey’s new show is set once again in the world of television: this time at a hectic cable news network, where a producer is horrified to learn her mother has become an intern. Series premiere.  8 p.m., NBC

Genius: Geoffrey Rush stars as Albert Einstein in this new series. 8 p.m., NGC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Oliver, Patton Oswalt, James Arthur Late Night with Seth Meyers: Caitlyn Jenner, Buzz Bissinger, Nick Frost, Lucius The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: John Legend, Kelly Osbourne, Dr. John The Late Late Show with James Corden: Amanda Peet, Max Minghella, Kaleo Jimmy Kimmel Live: Van Jones, Jules Sylvester Conan: Hank Azaria, Vir Das The Daily Show: Charlamagne Tha God Watch What Happens Live: Lea Michele, Andrea Martin

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