‘Santa Clarita Diet,’ ‘The 100,’ ‘Powerless,’ some sort of sportsball game and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

Becoming Warren Buffett: Hey, look, a profile of a billionaire without a narcissistic personality disorder! 9 p.m., HBO

The Odd Couple: I’m not going to lie, this is probably going to be the series finale. 8:30 p.m., CBS

Gotham: Winter finale. 7 p.m., Fox

Lucifer: Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

TUESDAY

The Fosters: Jesus fights for his life in the hospital in the season premiere. 7 p.m., Freeform

Switched at Birth: Daphne and Bay return from China in the season premiere. 8 p.m., Freeform

Escaping Polygamy:  A&E, taking one cult down at a time. Season premiere. 9 p.m., A&E

The Barstool Rundown: Live from Houston: Oh, is something going on in Houston? 11 p.m., Comedy Central

WEDNESDAY

The 100: Clarke and her friends have to deal with a whole new mess in the season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

The Expanse: Holden and the crew deal with the aftermath of their escape. Two-hour season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy

Showtime at the Apollo: Chaka Khan; T.I.; Meek Mill; Quavo; RaRa; Mike Epps; and Gabriel Iglesias perform and amateur night. 7 p.m., Fox

THURSDAY

Powerless: NBC gets into the comic book genre with this new comedy set in the DC universe. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., NBC

Superior Donuts: Oh look! It’s a new CBS comedy that’s not about a white guy! Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

Training Day: Like the movie, but 100% Denzel Washington-free. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS 

FRIDAY

Santa Clarita Diet: Just when you thought you were done with the whole zombie thing, they go and cast Timothy Olyphant. Netflix

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: There’s no way Rebecca and Josh actually get married, is there? They can’t possibly, right? Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Kristen Stewart and Alessia Cara. 10:30 p.m., NBC

Harry Potter marathon: Just in case you want to escape whatever shitshow has erupted by the end of this week and pretend that good can triumph over evil. Begins 5 a.m., Freeform

High School Lover: Y’all, it’s another James Franco Lifetime movie. 7 p.m., Lifetime

SUNDAY

Super Bowl: Sportsball is happening. And about two miles away from my house, no less. 5:30 p.m., Fox

24: Legacy: Everything you loved about 24, but without all the Jack Bauer. Following the Super Bowl, Fox

Puppy Bowl: Puppyball is happening. Sadly, no where near me. 2 p.m., Animal Planet

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