Watch the new trailer for ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events,’ which – TRUE FACT – is the official title of this presidential election.

Here is your first look at Neil Patrick Harris as Count Olaf in A Series of Unfortunate Events:

Here are a bunch of television celebrities, including Rachel Bloom, Adam Scott, and Misha Collins, imploring you to vote — and not for Donald Trump — in the very most NSFW language.

The View will have a primetime election special, but sans Whoopi, and it will be on Lifetime for some reason.

Speaking of the election: President Obama has a point. I was irrationally irritated by that David S. Pumpkins sketch and I DEFINITELY should not be given the nuclear codes.

We have information on some of UnReal’s new characters and the words “man bun” are invoked.

Modern Family has the viewership with the highest median income; Empire the lowest. Curiously, New Girl had the second highest median income.

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Courtney Love — yes, that Courtney Love — has been cast in Lifetime’s weird modern-day take on A Midsummer Night’s Dream, A Midsummer’s Nightmare. Every single thing about this is bizarre.

Your secret boyfriend Wyatt Russell will star in that new AMC series, Lodge 49, about the surfer kid who starts hanging out at his dad’s lodge after his father dies.

The Great Bake-Off‘s Mary Berry will host a new series that combines food with real estate porn.

Workaholics is, in fact, ending after season 7, surprising no one.

FOX is setting its mid-winter schedule: Sleepy Hollow returns on January 6, Rosewood is moving to Fridays on FOX, and the cooking shows, including MasterChef Jr., will take over Thursdays.

The best existential comedy about a rodeo clown, Baskets, is returning to FX on January 19th.

The Grand Tour is officially debuting on Amazon on November 18th and I will spend the following week trying to make my son wait until Thanksgiving break to gorge on it.

Jim Parsons is becoming quite the television producer. He just sold a VA hospital comedy to ABC.

In other development news:

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Hawaii Five-0: Mom’s back in the 150th episode. 8 p.m., Friday, CBS

The Crown: This drama about a young Queen Elizabeth is reportedly the most expensive Netflix show ever. It looks fancy. Friday, Netflix

Saturday Night Live: Benedict Cumberbatch & Solange 10:30 p.m., Saturday, NBC

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion time. Note that the time has changed. 9 p.m., Sunday, Bravo

The Walking Dead: WHAT HAVE YOU MONSTERS DONE WITH DARYL? 8 p.m., Sunday, AMC

Westworld: Sabotage? 8 p.m., Sunday, HBO

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Dana Carvey, Alicia Keys, Young M.A. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Viggo Mortensen, Patton Oswalt, Maz Jobrani Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Kandi Burruss, Dr. Jackie Walters

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Last Man Standing
(new)
Dr. Ken
(new)
Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW The Vampire Diaries
(new)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
(new)
Local
FOX Hell’s Kitchen
(new)
The Exorcist
(new)
Local
NBC Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon
(new)
Dateline NBC
(new)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football: Nebraska at Ohio State
(live)
News/Local
CBS College Football: Alabama at LSU
(live)
News/Local
FOX Pitch
(repeat)
Lethal Weapon
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC Breeder’s Cup Classic
(live)
Dateline
(new)
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(Benedict Cumberbatch & Solange)

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
Once Upon a Time
(new)
Secrets and Lies
(new)
Quantico
(new)
CBS NFL Football
(live)
60 Minutes
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
Madam Secretary
(new)
Elementary
(new)
FOX Son of Zorn
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
The Simpsons
(new)
Son of Zorn
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Last Man on Earth
(new)
Local/News
(new)
NBC Sunday Night Football: Broncos at Raiders
(live)
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