‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Get Mr. Rogers’ name OUT YOUR MOUTH

Bachelor in Paradise
August 14, 2018

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: The exquisite torture of Colton Underwood

Bachelor in Paradise
August 13, 2017

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Reunited and it feels so weird

Bachelor in Paradise
August 7, 2018

I hope you’ve packed your sunscreen, mosquito spray, ill-fitting bikinis, and raccoon-to-English dictionary, because it’s that time again: when hordes of Bachelor and Bachelorette rejects swarm upon a tiny rocky beach on the Pacific coast of Mexico to get drunk, make out, cry and then repeat the cycle all over again.

¡Arriba! ¡Abajo! ¡Al centro! ¡Pa’dentro!

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‘The Bachelorette’: Sooey Jr. comes home to roost

The Bachelorette
July 16, 2018

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‘The Bachelorette’: In which Becca goes full Lemonade

The Bachelorette
June 4, 2018

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