Hey! Here’s a meaningless little stat: This is FoolishWatcher’s 5,000th post! Woo, I guess! Anyways, thanks for sticking around and reading all this nonsense, I appreciate ya!

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
The Bear dropped a surprise prequel episode, “Gary,” yesterday. It was written by and stars Ebon Moss-Bachrach and Jon Bernthal:
We now know why Helena Bonham Carter left The White Lotus after only 9 days on set:
White had written a washed-out star who is chasing a comeback, sources tell Variety. The role was originally set for Helena Bonham Carter, who exited the HBO production — after nearly a week on set — over “creative differences” involving White’s demand for a boisterous performance; within days, she was replaced by Laura Dern.
Other things we learned from that Variety piece above: this upcoming season set at the Cannes Film Festival will cost $120 million; “French aloofness” inspired the season; filming will also take place at the Hôtel Lutetia in Paris (if you are ever in Paris, trust me: go to that hotel and get a drink at Bar Josephine); and it was the best crafts service some have ever had.
President Obama was Stephen Colbert’s guest last night, and he didn’t exactly poo-poo the idea of Stephen Colbert running for President. After all, “the bar has changed.”
Please do not stalk the sets of The Summer I Turned Pretty. Just be normal.
The only winners in the Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively fight? The lawyers.
Elle Key would like you to know that those stories about her are “outlandish.”
That SNL sketch, “Rasta Driver,” was inspired by a real guy.
“TV Is Changing Its Approach to ‘the Change’” — a very good piece about how TV is becoming more sensitive on the subject of menopause and no longer just treating it as an easy joke. Probably because — GASP — there are women in the writers’ rooms these days.
The sole sane person remaining at the FCC is calling for a “rigorous” review of the foreign investment in Paramount’s bid for Warner Bros. Discovery. (It’s not going to happen.)
President Sensitive Fee-Fees is talking shit about Norah O’Donnell and Van Jones for some reason.
Renewals
- The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins has been renewed for a second season on NBC. (yay!)
Casting News
- Rita Wilson has joined How to Survive Without Me on HBO Max.
- Abigail Breslin, David Denman, and Annabeth Gish have joined The Night Agent on Netflix.
- John Patrick Jordan has joined Dark Winds on AMC.
- Jessica Sula and Maria Zhang have been added to the cast of The Interrogator on Fox.
Mark Your Calendars
- Heart & Hustle: Houston will return on OWN on May 30.
- Sofia the First: Royal Magic will debut on Disney+ on May 25.
- King of the Hill will return on Hulu on July 20.
- The American Experiment will premiere on Netflix on June 24.
- Downfall: The Case Against Boeing will premiere on Netflix on August 19.
- Fightland will premiere on Starz on July 31.
- The Clash of Nations: Joe Louis vs. Max Schmeling debuts on History Channel on June 19.
- American Hostage will debut on MGM+ in the fall.
R.I.P.
Ted Turner, Media mogul and philanthropist who created CNN
WATCH THIS
Citadel: Season two premiere. Prime Video
The Other Bennet Sister: In this continuation of the classic Pride & Prejudice, the overlooked Bennet sister, Mary, travels to London and the Lake District in a journey of self-discovery. Series premiere. Britbox
Worst Ex Ever: Season two of the true crime docuseries. Netflix
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Brendan Fraser, Kate Mara, Trueno
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Maya Rudolph, Michael Gandolfini
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Sally Field, Chris Stapleton, Evie McGee Colbert
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Steve Carell, Mike Tyson, the Avett Brothers, Mike Patton
- The Daily Show: Marla Mindelle, host Desi Lydic
- Watch What Happens Live: Ella Stiller, Zack Wickham
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
| CBS | Survivor (repeat) |
America’s Culinary Cup (new) |
| CW | Police 24/7 (new) |
Missing: The Nancy Guthrie Mystery (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Masterchef (new) |
The Floor (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Chicago Med (new) |
Chicago Fire (new) |
Chicago P.D. (new) |
Hey congrats on 5,000! I’m a longtime reader (from the Chron days) and greatly appreciate what you do!