When asked about the Epstein survivors, President Misogynist tells a female reporter to smile more. No, for real.

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“HELP IS ON THE WAY DEAR!”

♬ Pride And Unity – Atomica Music

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The Muppet Show returns on ABC tonight (and is available to stream on Hulu right now) ….

… so here are a bunch of facts about the original series.

For instance, I didn’t know that Miss Piggy was originally named Miss Piggy Lee, which, understandably, was changed so as to not insult singer Peggy Lee. Not that such a comparison should be considered an insult, as Miss Piggy is obviously The Diva.

So far, the reviews have been positive — 100% on Rotten Tomatoes when I just checked. Maybe revive the series on Disney+?

Netflix head Ted Sarandos testified before Congress yesterday, where he promised a 45-day theatrical window for Warner Bros. produced movies, swore that the merger will give customers “more content for less,” and fended off questions about Netflix being “overwhelmingly woke,” all the while trying to not piss off President Short Attention Span.  Meanwhile, all of the guilds are still upset about this potential merger, which is understandable. Problem is, Warner Bros. is going to be bought by someone, and a merger is going to happen. It’s just a question of who will be the best buyer.

President Sex Offender became angry when CNN’s Kaitlan Collins asked him about Epstein’s survivors, and yelled at her that she should “smile more.”

“You are the worst reporter,” Trump barked in the Oval Office at the CNN’s Chief White House Correspondent and The Source anchor. No wonder CNN has no ratings, because of people like you.”

As various administration officials and other members of the press stood by saying nothing, the former Apprentice host continued: “You know, she’s a young woman. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile. I’ve known you for 10 years. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a smile in your face. You know why? You know why you’re not smiling, because you know you’re not telling the truth and you’re you’re a very dishonest organization, and they should be ashamed of you.”

CNN released a statement: “Kaitlan Collins is an exceptional journalist, reporting every day from the White House and the field with real depth and tenacity. She skillfully brings that reporting to the anchor chair and CNN platforms every day, which audiences around the world know they can trust.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “We are now at the ‘women-should-smile-more’ stage of his presidency. I’m trying to think of a worse time to tell a woman to smile more than when that person is a reporter asking about the Epstein victims. I can’t.”

Updates on the Nancy Guthrie story:

Reports of  ransom notes are being investigated. TMZ reported that a ransom note demanding Bitcoin had been received by someone, and KOLD, the CBS television affiliate in Tucson, reported that they had received a ransom note.

Savannah Guthrie will not attend the Winter Olympics while the investigation into her mother’s disappearance continues. Mary Carillo will fill in for her.

The Today Show has increased their security.

Nancy Guthrie’s disappearance has rattled Savannah’s colleagues and newspeople everywhere.

Hoping Nancy Guthrie is found safe and sound very soon.

Harrison Ford would be fine with Shrinking being his final role, and there’s something lovely about that.

The Pluribus writers are “plugging away” on season two, but don’t expect a quick turnaround.

Floyd Mayweather is suing Showtime, claiming they aided his manager in keeping hundreds of millions of dollars from him.

Where’s the lie?

Sherri Shepherd has had a rough week.

Good news for Dave Coulier, whose cancer has gone into remission.

The Westminster Dog Show paid tribute to Catherine O’Hara during the Norwich Terrier presentation:

 

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So, who was the “very famous comedian” the Smartless podcast kicked off their show for being “f—ing rank a–hole”? Any guesses?

Jeff Bezos has destroyed The Washington Post.

Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney are real ones.

Kash Patel was pressed on the supposed assassination attempt by … Fox News?

Hoping DJ Young Slade, Lil Jon’s son, is found safe soon.

Get better quickly, Channing Tatum. 

Oh nos and anyways.

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • From returns on MGM+ on April 19.
  • Monarch: Legacy of Monsters returns on Apple TV on February 27
  • Margo’s Got Money Troubles debuts on Apple TV on April 15.
  • Widow’s Baywill debut on April 29 on Apple TV.
  • Imperfect Women will premiere on Apple TV on March 18.
  • Lucky will debut on Apple TV on July 15.

R.I.P.

Kenneth Hyman, Warner Bros. executive and producer ofThe Dirty Dozen, and The Hill

Christa Lang, German actress and producer

Billy Bass Nelson, Bassist for Funkadelic

Ken Peplowski, Jazz bandleader

WATCH THIS

The Muppet Show: It’s a one-off Muppet Show special starring Sabrina Carpenter. GIMME MORE. 8 p.m., ABC

NOVA: Can Dogs Talk?: Thousands of dog owners are convinced their dogs can use speech buttons to communicate with us, but can they really or are we just seeing what we want to see? 8 p.m., PBS

Shifting Gears: Riley and Gabe question their relationship in the season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Ethan Hawke, Myles Garrett, Nick Jonas
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: James Acaster
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Ian McKellen, I’m With Her, Laura Benanti
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Kate Hudson, Michael Irvin
  • The Daily Show: Ms. Pat, host Michael Kosta
  • Watch What Happens Live: Whitner Slagsvol, Austen Kroll

WEDS. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shifting Gears
(new)
Abbott Elementary
(new)
The Muppet Show
(repeat)
Abbott Elementary
(repeat)
Shark Tank
(new)
CBS Hollywood Squares
(new)
The Price is Right at Night
(new)
Harlan Coben’s Final Twist
(repeat)
CW Police 24/7
(repeat)
Police 24/7
(repeat)
Local
FOX The Masked Singer
(new)
Fear Factor: House of Fear
(new)
News/Local
NBC Chicago Med
(new)
Chicago Fire
(new)
Chicago P.D.
(new)

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