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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE DEMOCRATS WHO WON BIG LAST NIGHT! As a Texan, I was jealous to see Zohran Mamdani, Abigail Spanberger, Mikie Sherill and California’s Prop 50 with their big wins and turnouts, while down here less than 10% of us could be bothered to vote on a bunch of now-enshrined Constitutional amendments. Like, I’m super happy for all y’all, BUT WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS, TOO?
I WILL EXPECT MORE OF YOU NEXT YEAR, TEXAS. DAMMIT.
Ali is nice and all, but I missed Steve Kornacki.
Today, @AliVelshi introduced the….ALI VESTi as we have retired the Kornacki Khakis. pic.twitter.com/jKPZVr6d6D
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) November 4, 2025
Debra Messing is out here being fully Islamophobic. When you’re sharing the same hateful memes as Ted Blobfish Cruz, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself, Debs.
Late-night hosts are now doing the government’s job.
AOC has some insight on why Marjorie Taylor Greene has been on her best behavior recently:
@alexandriasource
The new Paramount reportedly has a black list of actors that it will not work with over their criticism of Israel. Cool.
Tom Bergeron will return to Dancing With the Stars for its 20th anniversary episode next week.
Leslie Jones has some love for Margot Robbie being willing to go ugly on Saturday Night Live. I want to know who the pretty girls are who refused to do this sketch.
Someone tell Al Roker that if he wants to come back to work, no one is going to stop him.
Happy 20th anniversary as Carly on General Hospital, Laura Wright!
Dance Moms‘ Abby Lee Miller is an awful racist? I’m shocked.
Renewals
- Nobody Wants This has been renewed for a third season on Netflix.
- The Daily Show was renewed for a 31st season on Comedy Central.
In Development
- Nation’s Dumbest, a game show to determine the dumbest celebrity, is in the works at Fox.
- Safe Houses, an espionage thriller, is being adapted into a series at Apple.
- ZOMG, they are making a Miss Piggy movie, and Oh, Mary‘s Cole Escola is writing it. Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are producing, and I am so excited.
Casting News
- Michiel Huisman has joined Mayfair Witches at AMC.
- Xolo Mariduena has been added to One Piece on Netflix.
- Ali Skovbye, Kataem O’Connor, and Sunny Mabrey have joined Ginny & Georgia on Netflix.
- Siobhán Cullen, Jun Jong-seo, Nassim Lyes, and Kevin McKidd are joining Highlander at Amazon MGM.
- Andrew Bachelor, Iko Uwais, Hidetoshi Nishijima, Rico Verhoeven, Michael Chandler, Michael Venom Page, Dustin Poirier, Stephen Thompson, Tyron Woodley, and Jay Hieron have been added to the cast of Road House 2 at Amazon MGM.
Mark Your Calendars
- The Abandons will debut on Netflix on December 4.
- The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns on Bravo on December 4.
- Kimora: Back in the Fab Lane premieres on E! on December 2.
- Prep & Landing: The Snowball Protocol debuts on Disney+ on November 28.
- PBR Unleash The Beast begins streaming on Paramount+ on December 12.
- ABC has set its holiday schedule.
R.I.P.
Gilles Blais, Canadian documentary director
Laura Lemens Boy, International TV communications and PR executive
Keith Browner Sr., Former NFL player
Tika the Iggy, Dog celebrity on social media
WATCH THIS
The Golden Bachelor: Mel is terrified of stingrays, apparently. 8 p.m., ABC
The Fantastic Four: First Steps: The first of two Pedro Pascal movies I’m going to recommend this week. Streaming premiere. Disney+
Road House double feature: For some reason, they are starting with the Jake Gyllenhaal version first and then showing the Patrick Swayze original, which is not the order I would play them. But then again, no one asked me, so. 7 p.m., AMC
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Jennifer Lawrence, Tom Felton, Daniel Caesar
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Alex Rodriguez, Dakota Fanning
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Tiffany Haddish, Gary Cole
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Carol Burnett, Guillermo del Toro, Lucius
- The Daily Show: Scott Galloway, host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Janelle James, Jerrod Carmichael
| WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shifting Gears (new) |
Abbott Elementary (new) |
The Golden Bachelor (new) |
Shark Tank (new) |
| CBS | Survivor (new) |
The Amazing Race (new) |
| CW | Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent (new) |
Wild Cards (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The Floor (new) |
99 to Beat (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Chicago Med (new) |
Chicago Fire (new) |
Chicago P.D. (new) |