We’ve put eyes on Kate Middleton and we all have a lot of apologizing to do.

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Batman was the trolley operator on Mister Roger’s Neighborhood. And now you know.

OK, but what the hell is Lisa Rinna wearing here? Is this a Stop Making Sense homage?

Lukas Gage’s six-month marriage to Chris Appleton was so “unhinged” that he had to sign an NDA.

Candace Owens was just fired from The Daily Caller for being antisemitic, which highlights the inherent tension on the Right: are they antisemitic Nazis or do they pledge unblinking loyalty to the likes of Netanyahu and his war crimes in Gaza? Because you can’t do both.

Former President Broke Ass just asked the court to not make him pay a $464 million bond on the judgment in the New York State fraud case against him because he doesn’t have it — or, I should say, his lawyers asked the court on his behalf. But then Former President Tiny Ego, he went on his social media site and screamed that actually he DOES have “almost five hundred million in cash” which I’m sure New York Attorney General Letitia James is happy to take off his hands.

Pull it together, Karen Huger.

Genuinely sending Kate Middleton and the entire Royal Family good thoughts. (But they really could have saved themselves a lot of headaches had they made this announcement a couple of weeks ago, and not thrown her under the bus for that photoshopped picture.)

Cancellations

  • Uncoupled has been canceled again by Showtime after it picked it up from Netflix after one season.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • The Penguin will debut on Max this fall.
  • Doctor Who returns on BBC on May 10.
  • The Veil premieres on Hulu on April 30.
  • In the Kitchen with Harry Hamlin debuts on AMC+ and IFC on May 15.
  • 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise will return on TLC on April 22.

R.I.P.

Dianne Crittenden, Casting director on Star Wars, Pretty Woman, Badlands and many others

Julie Robinson Belafonte, Dancer, actor, activist and wife of Harry Belafonte

Frédéric Mitterrand, Former French Culture Minister and controversial figure

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Anatomy of a Fall: ~steel band version of “P.I.M.P” begins playing~ Hulu

Shirley: Academy Award winner John Ridley wrote and directed this biography of Shirley Chisholm, the first Black woman to run for United States President. Netflix

SATURDAY

Rami Youseff: More Feelings: Youseff addresses the Presidential election, religion, our divided world and more in this new stand-up special. Premiere. 9 p.m., HBO

Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Maybe the most accurate depiction of high school in any movie I’ve seen.  7:30 p.m., IFC

Ocean’s Eleven marathon: All three Elevens. Or Ocean’s. 6 p.m., Paramount Network

SUNDAY

Tracker: They’re switching up the time for Tracker for no good reason so far as I can tell, which, why not? Why not just deliberately confuse your audience for no discernable reason? 7 p.m., CBS

Arrival: In honor of the debut of 3 Body Problem, here’s a brilliant, quiet gem of an alien/time travel movie for ya. 7 p.m., Showtime Extreme

 

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): XXX
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): XXX
  • Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): XXX

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(new)		 20/20
CBS NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament
(live)
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)		 Totally Funny Animals
(new)		 Totally Funny Kids
(new)		 Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC Password
(repeat)		 Dateline

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SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC TBA
(live)		 News/Local
CBS NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament
(live)		 48 Hours News/Local
FOX MasterChef Junior
(repeat)		 The Masked Singer
(repeat)		 News/Local
NBC World Figure Skating Championships
(live)		 Saturday Night Live
(repeat)		 News/
Local		 Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

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SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)		 American Idol
(new)		 What Would You Do?
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes Tracker
(new)		 CSI: Vegas
(repeat)		 The Equalizer
(repeat)
The CW Ghostbusters The Conners
(repeat)		 Local
FOX Next Level Chef
(repeat)		 The Simpsons
(repeat)		 Krapopolis
(new)		 The Great North
(new)		 Grimsburg
(new)		 Local/News
NBC Night Court
(repeat)		 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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