Let’s do an Oscars post-mortem, shall we?

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The Oscars were last night, and I’m not doing a whole recap because ain’t nobody got time for all that. Instead, a few highlights:

“‘Barbie’ was a monster hit. What an achievement to take a plastic doll nobody even liked anymore. Before this movie, you had a better chance of getting my wife to buy our daughter a pack of Marlboro Reds than a Barbie doll. Now, Barbie’s a feminist icon thanks to Greta Gerwig, who many believed deserved to be nominated for Best Director. I know you’re clapping, but you’re the ones who didn’t vote for her, by the way. Don’t act like you had nothing to do with this.”

“We were on strike for a long time, for 148 days. For five months, this group of writers, actors and directors, the people who actually make the films, said we will not accept a deal,” Kimmel praised. “Well, not the directors, you guys folded immediately.”

“I understand that this is a risk-averse industry, but $200 million movies are also a risk. But you take the risk anyway,” he added. “Instead of making one $200 million movie, make 20 $10 million movies or 50 $4 million movies.”

“I want other people to experience that joy. The next Martin Scorsese is out there. The next Greta [Gerwig] is out there. The next Christopher Nolan is out there. They just want a shot. And we can give them one.”

HE’S NOT WRONG.

  • “I’m Just Ken.” Perfect. No notes.

  • The playing of “P.I.M.P.” when Anatomy of a Fall won Best Adapted Screenplay (If you haven’t seen the movie, it’s a big part of the story)

But honestly, this series is all the Oscars you really need:

@theangryinfj

Poor Dear Pamela, RIP #filmtok #oscars #oscars2024 #academyawards #saltburn #barbie #poorthings #americanfiction #careymulligan #katemckinnon #sterlingkbrown #ryangosling #markruffalo #funny #series #movies

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Max is about to be the next streamer to crack down on password sharing, enraging parents of college kids everywhere.

Ike Barinholtz is no dummy.

Apparently, Jeopardy! isn’t Brits’ cup of tea.

Yeah, I’m not sure people who have already had some success in the music business should be allowed to compete on The Voice. I also don’t think people with such stupid hair should be allowed on TV. I don’t know how you enforce either of these things, though.

There is a whole other universe in which De La Soul was the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, where I guess they slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars, too. 

Apple TV has expanded its film offerings, adding more than 50 new movies, most in 4k.

Another day, another update on the mythical Community movie.

WAR OF THE HOUSEWIVES: a bunch of Real Housewives have come to Andy Cohen’s defense against the allegations lodged at him by Leah McSweeney and Brandi Glanville.

Sounds like a Mandalorian movie is replacing a fourth season.

The creators of Evil have no plans to shop it elsewhere after being canceled at Paramount+. BOO.

And if you enjoyed Jodie Foster in True Detective, I have some disappointing news for you.

Looking to buy a haunted hotel?

Well, well, well, look who showed up to the premiere of his movie after all.

The crisis in Israel and Gaza is spilling over into the Eurovision Song Contest.

Sending Sinbad all good thoughts:

Congratulations, Vanessa Hudgens!

I love Christina Applegate so much, and hate that she’s suffering. 

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Ripley debuts on Netflix on April 4.
  • The Kardashians will return on May 23.
  • Black Twitter: A People’s History debuts on Hulu on May 9.
  • The Real Housewives of Dubai returns on Bravo on June 2.

  • Dinner Party Diaries with Jose Andres premieres on Prime Video on March 19.
  • A Gentleman in Moscow premieres on Paramount+ on March 29.
  • Sex and the City will begin streaming on Netflix on April 1.

Fox released their summer premiere dates:

  • Don’t Forget The Lyrics! and I Can See Your Voice on May 16.
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Food Stars on May 22.
  • Beat Shazam returns on May 28.
  • The Quiz with Balls premieres on May 28.
  • MasterChef: Generations on May 29.
  • Name That Tune on June 3.

R.I.P.

Iris Apfel, Fashion icon and designer

 

 
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Jean Allison, Actress who had appeared in more than 80 television series, including “Maverick, Bonanza, Perry Mason, 77 Sunset Strip, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Gunsmoke, Adam-12, Ironside, and St. Elsewhere,”

Chris Mortensen, Award-winning sports journalist

Mark Dodson, Voice actor on Return of the Jedi, Gremlins and others

Sean Garinger, 16 and Pregnant star

Jaclyn Jose, Filipino actress

Paolo Taviani, Italian director

Scott Kenyon, Agent

Jenne Casarotto, Co-founder of British agency Casarotto Ramsay & Associates

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