LOOK AT THIS VERY POLITE BABY:
This is Frankie. She is the world's most polite alarm clock. Hates to wake you up. But it’s a very beautiful day, and she doesn't want you to miss it. 13/10 thank you Frankie pic.twitter.com/uht85eiTF3
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 30, 2024
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Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s football game last Sunday was the most-watched AFC Championship game ever, with 55.5 million tuning in and some 64 million viewers at its peak. The Super Bowl is going to be huge, and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.
And just look at all of these Fox News talking heads shitting their pants about how popular Taylor Swift is and how much power she has to get young people to vote:
Fox News is devoting a segment to attacking Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Bold strategy, Cotton! pic.twitter.com/RaUtjf6R2Z
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 29, 2024
Judge Jeanine Pirro on Taylor Swift: "So don’t get involved, don’t get involved in politics! We don’t want to see you there!" pic.twitter.com/oXlbTLesiq
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) January 29, 2024
Meanwhile on Fox News…
Jesse Watters claims Biden's re-election strategy is to "cling to" Taylor Swift's endorsement.
Jessica Tarlov criticizes Trump: "Is the strategy to owe $83 million for defaming a woman you sexually assaulted?" pic.twitter.com/LpCL9Dt6r7
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) January 29, 2024
Fox News host Brian Kilmeade on Taylor Swift potentially endorsing Biden:
“It would be the single dumbest thing a mega superstar can do. Why would you tell half the country you don’t agree with them in this highly polarized time?” pic.twitter.com/gCBYGRpwGG
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) January 30, 2024
Fox News' Emily Compagno argues Biden's trying to “harness” the power of Taylor Swift and influencers instead of everyday Americans:
“This is a president who prioritizes and protects time with young, 'influential' groups and TikTokers … because of the harness attached to it.” pic.twitter.com/rQCojCeH4W
— The Recount (@therecount) January 29, 2024
They’re SO MAD that Lee Greenwood, Ted Nugent, and Scott Baio just don’t have the same sort of influence with the young.
Oh, and to answer Brian Kilmeade’s dumb question about why she would risk alienating half of the country by staking out a political position? It’s because Taylor knows she has to stand up for what is right and good. I’m not a Swiftie (my husband is), but this moment made me deeply respect this young woman:
Countdown begun to the House Republican impeachment of Taylor Swift.
— David Frum (@davidfrum) January 30, 2024
BUT BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL: TAYLOR HAS A CONCERT IN JAPAN THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL, WILL SHE BE ABLE TO MAKE IT BACK TO LAS VEGAS IN TIME FOR THE GAME? Funny you should ask, The West Wing has already done the math:
Can Taylor Swift make the Super Bowl from her Tokyo concert? A West Wing episode from 2001 already answered this: pic.twitter.com/6LBQMSrCVw
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) January 29, 2024
Dave, for one, has had enough of the Taylor/Travis bashing: “This is a good thing! Shut up! … It’s something positive and happy for the world!” Damn straight, Dave.
Issa Rae has had it with David Zaslav. (I mean, she doesn’t say that specifically, but we can all hear it.)
Dominic West had to take to his bed for two days after reading reviews of his performance on The Crown.
Caitlyn Jenner does not want to be in her son’s little reality show, thanks.
On her MSNBC show last night, Joy Reid was caught on a hot mike saying something about someone “starting another fucking war.” She’s apologized.
Please leave Ruby Rose out of your Nicki Minaj/Megan Thee Stallion beef.
Some good news from Shannen Doherty regarding her diagnosis — let’s hope the treatments keep working!
#MeToo
A former WWE staffer has sued Vince McMahon for rape, sex trafficking, and battery; the WWE for negligence; and former WWE Head of Talent Relations and General Manager John Laurinaitis for sexual assault. It’s a filing with horrific, violent, and deeply disturbing allegations; take caution when reading.
McMahon previously “retired” from the WWE based on this same woman’s allegations in 2022, after which she signed an NDA and was offered $3 million for her silence. When the WWE merged with the UFC, McMahon returned to become the executive chairman of TKO Group Holdings, the new organization. But this asshole didn’t uphold his end of the deal and pay her the $3 million. As a result, McMahon was forced to resign as the CEO after this new lawsuit was filed.
The Bella Twins have responded — John Laurinaitis is their stepfather:
And Ronda Rousey, however, is skeptical that McMahon’s actually been pushed out:
Bruce Prichard is basically Vince’s avatar, if he’s still around Vince still has a hand in the business. Vince was still running things through Bruce when he was “gone” before
— Ronda Rousey (@RondaRousey) January 27, 2024
Caroline Manzo has finally sued Bravo, claiming that Brandi Glanville sexually assaulted her during the filming of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip in Morocco. This story has been out there since last year: both women abruptly left filming, and the season itself was never aired. Manzo revealed to People Magazine that Glanville had forcibly kissed her, but this lawsuit reveals much more, including a claim that Glanville trapped her in a bathroom and groped her breasts and vaginas. Glanville is not included in the suit, instead focusing on the producers who did not help Manzo at the time, and in fact, sought Manzo and Glanville to meet to “heighten the drama.” Bethenny Frankel has both of these women’s numbers on speed dial, trust.
The sexual assault lawsuit against rapper Trey Songz has been dismissed as the plaintiff never responded to his motions to dismiss the case.
SAG-AFTRA is calling for sexually explicit A.I. images to be outlawed following the distribution of images featuring Taylor Swift. Twitter’s response to the dispersion of the images was to disable searching for “Taylor Swift” for a day, so Elon has totally got this under control and it was totally a great idea to fire his content moderators. (Swift should take down her Twitter profile once and for all.)
Ugh, Britney has apologized to Justin for telling the truth about what he did to her. Girl, no. You don’t owe anyone anything.
Megyn Kelly used The Boys‘ star Erin Moriarity as an example of plastic surgery being a “social illness,” by using a recent Instagram photo of Moriarity. The problem is, Moriarty didn’t have plastic surgery. Moriarity called out Megyn Kelly for putting out false allegations that she had plastic surgery, before saying she was stepping away from social media for a while to get away from the bullying.
In Development
- Reba McEntire is developing a new comedy series for NBC with the same team who created Reba.
- I Am: Celine Dion, a feature-length documentary, has been ordered at Amazon MGM.
- Toy, an animated series based on the comic book is being developed into a series by Kate Micucci.
- A+E Networks has acquired a 50% stake in Rachel Ray’s Free Food Studios.
Casting News
- Terrence Howard has joined the cast of Fight Night: The Million Dollar Heist on Peacock.
- Josh Segarra, Kimia Behpoornia, and Benjamin Norris are joining Abbott Elementary on ABC.
- Park Hae-soo, Kim Tae-hee, and Nayoon Kim have been cast in Butterfly on Prime Video.
Mark Your Calendars
- Password returns on NBC on March 12.
- Totally Funny Kids and Totally Funny Animals will debut on The CW on February 16.
R.I.P.
Amanda Davies, Actress and daughter of One Life to Live star Erika Slezak
WATCH THIS
Frontline: Democracy on Trial: This Frontline special examines the roots of the criminal charges against Former President Rapist, stemming from the time he instigated an attempted coup against our government. 8 p.m., PBS
Quantum Leap: Ben leaps into a bounty hunter in the winter premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Vanderpump Rules: These glossy dingdongs are back. 7 p.m., Bravo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: First season finale. I haven’t been watching but the resident Percy Jackson reader in my family swears it’s very good. Disney+
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Donald Glover, Maya Erskine, Bryce Dallas Howard
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: James Corden, Devery Jacobs, Nico Carney, Colleen Clark
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Emma Stone, Jaime Harrison
- After Midnight: Suzi Barrett, Matt Walsh, Vanessa Gonzalez
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Elisabeth Moss, Zach Woods, Jacob Collier
- Watch What Happens Live: Lala Kent, Michael Rapaport
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Will Trent (return) |
The Rookie (return) |
CBS | FBI (repeat) |
FBI: International (repeat) |
FBI: Most Wanted (repeat) |
CW | Inside the NFL (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | Name That Tune (new) |
The Floor (new) |
News/Local |
NBC | Night Court (new) |
Extended Family (new) |
La Brea (new) |
Quantum Leap (new) |
Love, LOVE THIS!!!
Didn’t know this was a thing until yesterday. Sad that everything is political now. I figured it was just annoying the non swifties that watch the NFL. I now expect every team to try to do the equivalent.