Larry David has announced his retirement from being Larry David

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

The FCC voted to eliminate early cancelation fees on cable and satellite plans. Three Democrats voted to ban the junk fees, while the two Republicans on the panel voted to keep the fees. Because of course they did.

Gavin Newsom doesn’t know why he did that debate with Ron DeSantis. Girl, we tried to tell you.

Ana Navarro came for Meghan McCain on The View today without ever saying her name.

The Hollywood Radio and Television Society is honoring Jesse Williams with the inaugural HRTS Change Maker Award tonight.

Oprah was fine with Drew Barrymore molesting her, you guys. Also, yes, she’s on Ozempic and she’s not ashamed to say so.

Netflix will be releasing Squid Game and Rebel Moon games soon, and the only question is how was Squid Game not the FIRST game they released??

The Yellowjackets team says they are “deep” into the writing of season three.

You might work hard, but no one is working harder than the Bachelor producers in their efforts to get Golden Bachelor renewed and a Golden Bachelorette greenlit. I have seen no fewer than 10 pieces in the past week with the producers all but BEGGING ABC for this to happen.  

Hold up, Hugh Jackman’s marriage broke up because of another woman? Huh.

FRANK VALENTINI, YOU BETTER CALL SUSAN LUCCI AND INVITE HER TO COME BE ON GENERAL HOSPITAL.

The Winter TCA event has been scheduled, so expect a bunch of news to break in early February.

The Republicans voted yesterday to open a formal impeachment inquiry against President Biden as a means to get back at Democrats for impeaching Former President Twice Impeached twice and to level the playing field in the upcoming Presidential election despite the fact that they haven’t figured out which high crime or misdemeanor President Biden has not committed to impeach him for. And of all outlets, Fox News keeps pointing this out:

The Republicans are gobsmacked about this development as I am:

We now know that Andre Braugher passed from lung cancer, having been diagnosed a few months ago. Fuck cancer.

Renewals

Cancellations

“As ‘Curb’ comes to an end, I will now have the opportunity to finally shed this ‘Larry David’ persona and become the person God intended me to be – the thoughtful, kind, caring, considerate human being I was until I got derailed by portraying this malignant character,” David said in a statement. “And so ‘Larry David,’ I bid you farewell. Your misanthropy will not be missed. And for those of you who would like to get in touch with me, you can reach me at Doctors Without Borders.”

In Development

  • Murderbot, a sci-fi series starring and produced by Alexander Skarsgård has been picked up by Apple TV+.
  • Murder in a Small Town has been ordered at Fox.
  • Fight Night: The Million Dollar Heist, produced by and starring Kevin Hart as Muhammed Ali, has been given a series order at Peacock.
  • Best of Enemies, a spy thriller starring Bradley Cooper and Christian Bale, has been acquired by Amazon MGM Studios.
  • Apple Cider Vinegar, a limited series about health and wellness scammers starring Kaitlyn Dever, Aisha Dee, and Alycia Debnam-Carey, has been ordered at Netflix.
  • Things We Never Got Over is being adapted into a series at Amazon MGM Studios.
  • Otherland is being adapted into a TV series.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • RuPaul’s Drag Race will return on MTV on January 5.
  • Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F debuts on Netflix this summer.
  • The Traitors returns on Peacock on January 12.
  • Willie Nelson & Family debuts on Paramount+ on December 21.
  • We Are Family will premiere on Fox on January 3.
  • Hazbin Hotel will debut on Prime Video on January 19.
  • Oprah and The Color Purple Journey premieres on Max on December 28.
  • MasterChef Junior returns on Fox on March 4.
  • Marvel’s Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur will return on Disney+ on February 2.
  • Broken Horses will premiere on FX in 2024.
  • Cash Cab Music debuts on AXS TV on January 8.
  • Love & Marriage: D.C. will return on OWN on January 27.
  • UNINTERRUPTED’s Top Class: The Life and Times of the Sierra Canyon Trailblazers returns on Freevee on January 12.
  • Big Little Brawlers premieres on Discovery on January 9.
  • Curry & Cyanide: The Jolly Joseph Case premieres on Netflix on December 22.
  • Baby Bandito debuts on Netflix on January 31.

R.I.P.

Camden Toy, Character actor who played a number of vampires and demons on both Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel

Kenny DeForest, Stand-up comedian

Ken Kelsch, Cinematographer

Emmanuelle Debever, French actress who first accused Gérard Depardieu of sexual assault

Michael Blakemore, Tony-award-winning director

Dick Nunis, Former Chairman of Walt Disney Attractions who created Disney World

WATCH THIS

The Crown: The final episodes. Series finale. Netflix

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: OH LAWD, IT’S THE RHONY OGs. Season premiere. Peacock

CMA Country Christmas: 14th annual special featuring Christmas classics being sung by Country Music’s biggest names. 8 p.m., Fox

Disney 100: A Century of Dreams: A celebration of Disney upon its 100th anniversary. 8 p.m., ABC

That Clip Show: So basically, this is America’s Funniest Home Videos, but there’s no big prize, just the America Ninja Warrior hosts talking over the “viral” clips or something. 7 p.m., NBC

LEGO Masters: Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

A Saturday Night Live Christmas Special: All the best Christmas-related SNL clips from the past 49 seasons. 8 p.m., NBC

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Billie Eilish, Claire Foy, Rebecca Shaw, Ben Kronengold, Gracie Abrams
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Greta Gerwig, Andrew Scott
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Zac Efron, Jason Mantzoukas, Queens of the Stone Age
  • The Daily Show: Guest host Kal Penn
  • Watch What Happens Live: Crystal Kung Minkoff, Marysol Patton
THUR 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC CMA Country Christmas
(new)		 Disney 100: A Century of Dreams
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CBS Big Brother: Reindeer Games
(new)		 Ghosts U.K.
(new)		 Ghosts U.K.
(new)		 SEAL Team
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CW Son of a Critch
(new)		 Children Ruin Everything
(new)		 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)		 The Great American Joke Off
(repeat)		 News/Local
FOX Hell’s Kitchen
(new)		 LEGO Masters
(new)		 News/Local
NBC The Clip Show: Holiday Edition
(new)		 A Saturday Night Live Christmas Special
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