Every parent has known this feeling:
Fed up cat mom finally finds her kitten.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/cYKQUxpNsb
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 20, 2023
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Hasan Minhaj is officially not going to be your Daily Show host. Reportedly, Minhaj all but had the gig tied up, but then that New Yorker piece came out …
So a bunch of mega-stars led by George Clooney went to SAG-AFTRA and were like, “What if we paid more in annual dues to the union to help break this strike?” and I was like, “I mean, it’s nice they are offering that, I’m sure, but I’m not clear on why actors paying more to the union will have any impact on the contract that the actors are trying to hammer out with the studios, but what do I know?” So I’m pleased to see that the head of SAG-AFTRA, Fran Drescher, essentially said the same thing.
Meanwhile, SAG-AFTRA is urging actors to not dress up as characters from struck works. So, put away those Barbie costumes, guys.
A thing I learned today: Mulholland Drive was originally written as a Twin Peaks spin-off series starring Audrey as she makes her way through Hollywood.
Justin Timberlake is going to lose this war. Just stand down and keep your mouth shut, my dude.
Jim Jordan can’t stop won’t stop losing. The first vote found 20 Republicans voting against him; the second vote, it was 22; this time 25 Republicans voted against him — and 7 members weren’t even in attendance.
Another Former President 91 Counts co-defendant in the Georgia case, campaign legal adviser Kenneth Chesebro, has pleaded guilty in the election interference case. Is that the “beep … boop … beep … boop …” of the 24 clock I hear ticking off in the background somewhere?
Jessica Tarlov doesn’t get paid nearly enough.
Jessica Tarlov: "And 'Bibi let us down' was also one of his key quotes."
Jeanine Pirro and Jesse Watters: [talk over her]
Tarlov: "I love this game!"
Pirro: "Stop worrying about the tweets!"
Tarlov: "He said it out of his mouth."
Pirro: "Oh good!" pic.twitter.com/x0x4pn12d4
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) October 19, 2023
Please do not kill your spouse if she does not want to be on a home renovation show with you. Also, maybe don’t take TV show names so literally.
Please do not attack CNN reporters. Or any reporters for that matter.
CNN’s Sara Sidner is accosted by a person in the West Bank, who screams at her: “You are genocide supporters! You are not welcome here! Genocide supporters! Fuck CNN! Fuck CNN!” pic.twitter.com/GMyKVsMPlK
— The Recount (@therecount) October 20, 2023
The war hits home at NBC News:
Longtime NBC correspondent Martin Fletcher just told @SRuhle that two members of his wife's family members are hostages in Gaza. @MSNBC pic.twitter.com/5sPhzA5Cnt
— 11th Hour (@11thHour) October 20, 2023
War reporting is, as seen above, dangerous and fast-moving, but especially in this particular tinder box, media outlets need to be extra vigilant in making sure they are reporting the facts, and not speculation. What a terrifying moment.
Cancellations
- The Problem with Jon Stewart has been canceled at Apple TV+ after two seasons because he wanted to discuss China and A.I. and they didn’t want him to. If you’re not going to make Roy Wood Jr. host of The Daily Show, Comedy Central, I’ve got some ideas … (It will never happen, and nor should it — Stewart is an old man now, and The Daily Show is a young person’s game. That said, what I would have given to have had him the host during the past 7 years … )
In Development
- Dr. Wolf has been ordered to series at NBC.
- Trillion Game, a Japanese drama, has been acquired by Netflix.
Mark Your Calendar
- Rap Sh!t returns on Max on November 9.
- Taking on Taylor Swift is on Max beginning today.
- Dr. Death returns on Peacock on December 21.
- The Enfield Poltergeist will premiere on Apple TV+ on October 27.
- Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor premieres on Shudder on October 30.
- Love Island Games will debut on Peacock on November 1.
- Stand Up & Shout: Songs from a Philly High School will premiere on HBO on November 7.
- Dina Hashem: Dark Little Whispers will premiere on Prime Video on November 10.
- Criminal Code will debut on Netflix on November 14.
- Society of the Snow will debut on Netflix on December 22.
- Cigarette Girl will debut on Netflix on November 2.
- Daily Dose of Sunshine premieres on Netflix on November 3.
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force returns on Adult Swim on November 26.
- The remainder of American Horror Story season 12 will air in 2024.
- The Nun II will premiere on Max on October 27.
R.I.P.
Haydn Gwynne, Actress who appeared in The Crown, Rome, The Windsors and many other projects
Mark Howard James, Producer known as DJ Mark The 45 King, who produced Jay-Z’s “Hard Knock Life” and Eminem’s “Stan” among many other hits
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Astros at Rangers: LET’S GO ‘STROS! 4:07 p.m., Fox Sports 1
Upload: Season three. Prime Video
Big Mouth: Seventh and final season. Netflix
Elite: Season seven. Netflix
Old Dads: Bill Burr, Bobby Cannavale, and Bokeem Woodbine are three older fathers navigating the world of parenthood, in Burr’s directorial debut. Netflix
If You Were the Last: Left adrift in the solar system, a pair of astronauts debate whether to remain friends or become something more. Peacock
Werewolf by Night in Color: They’re releasing a color version of this for some reason. Disney+ and Hulu
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Bad Bunny 10:30 p.m., NBC
Where are you Christmas?: PRESUMABLY CHRISTMAS IS IN DECEMBER WHERE IT BELONGS. 7 p.m., Hallmark
SUNDAY
Rangers at Astros: LET’S GO ‘STROS! 7 p.m., Fox Sports 1
Fear the Walking Dead: Strand fights to keep the peace after an old friend arrives. Season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
A.K.A. Mr. Chow: A look into the colorful life of the Chinese actor, designer restaurateur, and artist, Michael Chow. Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
The Great Halloween Fright Night: To win this, you’ll have to do something more than throw up a 12-foot skeleton in your yard. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Keith Richards, Canelo Álvarez, 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
CBS | The Price is Right at Night (new) |
Raid the Cage (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
CW | FBoy Island (repeat) |
FBoy Island (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
NBC | America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
Dateline |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
CBS | NCIS: Hawaii (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
CW | College Football (live) |
Local |
FOX | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
NBC | College Football (live) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (Bad Bunny) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas (repeat) |
Toy Story of Terror (new) |
The Great Halloween Fright Fight (new) |
CBS | NFL Football | 60 Minutes | Yellowstone (new) |
Big Brother (new) |
The CW | Local | The Chosen (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | LEGO Masters (repeat) |
The Simpsons (new) |
Krapopolis (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Local/News |
NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |