Here’s a farting hedgehog. You’re welcome.
Ever heard the fart of a hedgehog? 😂 pic.twitter.com/xS8HP73qsa
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 28, 2023
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Taylor Sheridan, the creator of Yellowstone, is working on a series based on the 6666 Ranch in King County, Texas, which I knew. What I didn’t know is that Sheridan bought the legendary ranch for at least $320 million in order to make this series.
Krapopolis, the upcoming Dan Harmon cartoon about Greek gods, has been renewed for a third season on Fox. And I only mention it here instead down in “Renewals” because it hasn’t premiered yet. I’ve seen plenty of shows that have been renewed for a second season before they had premiered, but I can’t remember a network renewing a series for a third season before it had ever aired a single episode.
Krapopolis was originally slated to debut last Thanksgiving, before being pushed back to this upcoming May, but now has been moved to next fall to piggyback on NFL football. That kind of schedule movement doesn’t usually suggest a lot of confidence in a series, but Fox’s President of Scripted Programming Michael Thorn is out here saying that they are very bullish on the show and that one of the characters could one day be on “the Mount Rushmore of animated figures” with Homer Simpson, Bob Belcher, and Peter Griffin. So I guess they are excited about it?
Hold up, they were originally thinking about casting Mahershala Ali as Joel in The Last of Us instead of Pedro Pascal? Personally, I think he would have been amazing, BUT CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW THE ASSHOLES WOULD HAVE REACTED? Believe it or not, there are plenty of people who are butthurt that Pascal was cast because his beard isn’t accurate enough. Can you even begin to imagine the meltdown had they cast a Black man? Y’all, as much as I love Pedro Pascal, I almost wish they had cast Ali.
You gotta love Sarah Michelle Gellar:
There was a question about one of Megan Thee Stallion’s most controversial projects on Jeopardy! this week; and thanks to Wheel of Fortune, I’ve learned that Midwesterners have no idea what lox is. Y’all are missing out, friends, lox is delicious with some cream cheese and capers on an onion bagel.
Speaking of new homes: Starz has officially picked up Three Women after Showtime canceled it.
Wait, Salacious B. Crumb IS ALIVE? Maybe! (Probably not, but it would be fun.)
LOVE IS DEAD. (And can I just pause here for one moment to give respect to the amazing names the cast of Netflix’s Perfect Match had? Y’all, there was a woman named “Colony” on this show. Colony! And one of the women in the story that I linked? Her name is Kariselle. SOUND IT OUT. Yep. That’s right. Kariselle.)
Renewals
- Tamron Hall has been renewed for a fifth season in syndication.
- Barmageddon has been renewed for a second season on USA Network.
- Prehistoric Planet has been renewed for a second season on Apple TV+.
- The Way Home has been renewed for a second season at Hallmark Channel.
- Married to Real Estate has been renewed for a third season on HGTV.
- Rico to the Rescue has been renewed for a second season on HGTV.
Cancellations
- It hasn’t been officially announced, but it sure sounds like The Resident has been canceled at Fox after six seasons.
In Development
- Zero Day, a limited series starring Robert De Niro, has been officially ordered at Netflix.
- The Better Liar, starring Daisy Ridley, is in development at Prime Video.
- The Day Of the Triffids is being adapted into a TV series at Prime Video.
- The Dancing Detective: A Deadly Tango starring Lacey Chabert and Will Kemp has been ordered at Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.
Casting News
- Sigourney Weaver and Miles Teller have joined The Gorge on Apple TV+.
- Busy Philipps has joined the cast of Mean Girls at Paramount+.
- Ving Rhames will star in Legacy on BET+.
- Christine Horn and Sule Rimi will star in Classified on Freevee.
- Doug Bradley has joined Gotham Knights on The CW.
- Justina Machado will guest star on Lopez vs. Lopez on NBC.
- Kaitlin Olson, Johnny Knoxville, Niecy Nash, Tom Kenny, Don Cheadle, and Priscilla Presley have joined the voice cast of Agent Elvis on Netflix. (See trailer below.)
Mark Your Calendars
- Succession returns on HBO on March 26.
- Agent Elvis will premiere on Netflix on March 17.
- Dave returns on FXX on April 5.
- From returns on MGM+ on April 23.
- Somebody Somewhere will return on HBO on April 23.
- Who the Bleep Is That? will premiere on TMZ on March 6.
- Saturdays premieres on Disney Channel on March 24.
- From Me to You: Kimi ni Todoke will premiere on Netflix on March 30.
- The Great will return on Hulu on May 12.
- Jussie Smollett: Anatomy of a Hoax will premiere on Fox Nation on March 13.
- Housebroken will return on Fox on March 26.
- Chupa debuts on Netflix on April 7.
R.I.P.
Lawrence Pitkethly, Producer and director of multiple documentary series on PBS and other networks
WATCH THIS
Alaska Daily: The team races to help Eileen in the winter premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Sex/Life: Season two of this shamelessly trashy series. Netflix
Walker: Independence: Gus clings to life in the season one finale. 8 p.m., The CW
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Brendan Fraser, Tan France, Lizzy McAlpine
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Jonathan Majors, Riley Keough, Atom Willard
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Paul Mescal, Kali Uchis
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Chris Martin
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Kevin Bacon, Paul Mescal, Kali Uchis
- The Daily Show: Guest host Hasan Minhaj
- Watch What Happens Live: John Oliver, Rebel Wilson
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