Can you guess what I’m going to tell you? Yeah, no new TV news today. Instead, how about some animals being bros?
@adventuresofbissandolee The definition of the “Odd Duck” #friendship #animals #FastTwitchContest #bissandolee
Parrot ask his owner if he’s alright after he bumps his head from AnimalsBeingBros
A puppy huging his brother that’s having a nightmare from AnimalsBeingBros
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Love Is Blind: After the Altar: We check in on the contestants and I am most invested in Alexa and Brennon. DON’T BREAK MY HEART, YOU TWO. Premiere. Netflix
Your Place or Mine: In this romantic comedy, Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher are best friends who swap homes. I suppose hilarity and love ensue? Netflix
Somebody I Used to Know: Allison Brie stars as a workaholic goes to her hometown where, after meeting an ex, she begins to question her life choices. Prime Video
SATURDAY
The Godfather & The Godfather Part II: I am always going to mention when they are on. My blog, do what I want. 2 p.m., AMC
Marc Maron: From Bleak to Dark: Marc Maron stars in his first HBO stand-up special. Premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
Masters of Illusion: Magicians Ed Alonzo, Xavier Mortimer, Eric Buss, Farrell Dillon, Alexandra Duvivier and Deadly Games are featured in the season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
SUNDAY
Super Bowl LVII: Eagles vs. Chiefs. FLY, EAGLES, FLY! 5:30 p.m., Fox
Puppy Bowl XIX: PLAY, PUPPIES, PLAY! 1 p.m., Animal Planet, Discovery+, HBO Max, TBS
Next Level Chef: Season two premiere. 9:30 p.m., Fox
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Paul Rudd, Marc Maron, Kelela
- Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): XXX
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 |
| CBS | S.W.A.T. (new) |
Fire Country (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
| CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Criss Angel’s Magic With The Stars (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
| NBC | Lopez vs. Lopez (new) |
Young Rock (new) |
Dateline |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | NBA Basketball (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | NCIS: Hawai’i (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
| CW | Masters of Illusion (new) |
Masters of Illusion (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | The Perfect 10 | First Things First | News/Local |
| NBC | Dateline (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
Shark Tank (repeat) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes | The Equalizer (repeat) |
The Equalizer (repeat) |
The Equalizer (repeat) |
| The CW | Local | World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Whose Line is it Anyway? (repeat) |
Whose Line is it Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
| FOX | Super Bowl LVII (live) |
Super Bowl LVII Post Game (live) |
Next Level Chef (new) |
| NBC | America’s Got Talent: All-Stars (repeat) |
America’s Got Talent: All-Stars (repeat) |