This is Teddy. He decided a while ago to simply stop having any thoughts. Has never been happier. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/fzb0SXvSow
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 25, 2022
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
While the source material, Fire and Blood, is written as a historical record based on various (potentially unreliable) narrators, the show presents itself as the objective telling of events, leading to certain changes that some have decried on social media. “Yeah, please explain to me and George who Daemon is as a character, everybody,” a sarcastic Condal says with a laugh, referencing the feedback he’s seen over the portrayal of battle-thirsty Prince Daemon Targaryen, played on screen by Matt Smith.
Personally, I can’t believe there are people mad about that one Daemon/Rhaenyra scene in the season finale. GUYS. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT DAEMON TARGARYEN, HERE. HAVE YOU MET THE TARGARYENS?
Condal has a matter of fact response when asked about the likability of Daemon and viewers wanting to root for him: “Well, I mean… he killed his wife.” That would be when Daemon bashed Lady Rhea Royce to death with a rock. “We’ve seen Daemon do very questionable things all season long, but he’s being played incredibly by an actor who’s exuding charisma,” Condal says of Smith. “He’s fun and fascinating and dangerous the way these great Game of Thrones characters are, like Bronn [Jerome Flynn] and Jamie [Nikolaj Coster-Waldau] and the Red Viper [Pascal]. We’re really drawn to those characters as an audience, but that doesn’t mean that they are unimpeachable heroes that are not capable of doing really questionable things.”
That seems to be Condal’s guiding light for all of House of the Dragon. “Your loyalties for certain characters and for certain sides and for certain arguments will shift and change over the course of this. That’s the nature of this thing,” he explains. “It’s incredibly messy and complex and gray, and it’s one family fighting each other. This is not Starks vs. Lannisters. This is an extended family doing battle with one another. So it’s harder to find those entrenched sides.”
You’re just going to have to stay mad about Daemon for a while because we will not be getting season two of House of the Dragon until 2024.
Can we talk about this poll for one second, please?
WHO THE FUCK IS VOTING FOR CRISTON COLE?
If you’re starting to think about your holiday shopping already because you’re some sort of monster, here’s a good list of House of the Dragon gifts you could get for the nerd on your list.
PLEASE DO NOT ASSAULT COMEDIANS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? (Also, who has beef with Chris Redd of all people — besides Kenan Thompson, obviously?)
Roy Wood Jr. and Jessica Williams have Stephen Colbert’s vote for the new hosts of The Daily Show. Not sure that he gets a vote, but I’m sure it’s nice to know they have his support.
The Washington Post investigated how the Travel Channel became the home of all things paranormal, and I’ll save you the read: when Ghost Adventures debuted on Travel Channel in 2008, it got higher ratings than anything else airing on the network, the end.
A TikToker whose big dream of being cast as a corpse in a TV show has finally landed a role on CSI: Vegas. His episode will air on Thursday.
@living_dead_josh
Ryan Murphy has responded to the criticisms leveled at him and Dahmer by the victims’ families, insisting that his production team reached out to 20 families while writing the series, and never heard back. Murphy is also open to paying for a memorial to the victims, but adds that there is some resistance to the idea because people are worried that it would “attract people who are interested in paying homage to the macabre.”
CNN move towards “the middle” is going great:
“I tell you what, man, do you have a single friend? An absolute jerk” pic.twitter.com/V9CM0iT1bn
— Acyn (@Acyn) October 27, 2022
Piers Morgan continues to be a tool.
I had no idea this book was being released until Piers started bringing attention to it @RoyalFamily . He’s doing a better job at building it up to be an exciting read than the book’s publisher! Amazing job Piers. I’m 100% buying it now!
— Amber Devlin (@AmberDevlin01) October 27, 2022
All this just because she wouldn’t shag you 🤣
— Chris Allen (@ChrisAllen45) October 27, 2022
What's your deal bro?
— King (@ksemedo07) October 27, 2022
Johnathan Pryce is “bitterly disappointed” by his fellow “artistes” who have been criticizing The Crown. JUDI DENCH, HE’S TALKING TO YOU.
That time Michael J. Fox encouraged River Phoenix to be a “dick” and it is actually a nice story.
Shonda Rhimes would love to bring Private Practice back. Are you listening, Netflix?
Michael Imperioli tried to kill James Gandolfini on the first day of filming The Sopranos. And Tony Hale — who I forgot had a role on The Sopranos — barely made it through filming his scene, he was so anxious.
We are still knee-deep in the Matthew Perry book story, apparently. He had to release a statement apologizing for shitting on Keanu Reeves for no good Goddamned reason: “I’m actually a big fan of Keanu,” Perry’s statement reads. “I just chose a random name, my mistake. I apologize. I should have used my own name instead.”
— 👻WRAITH PLISSKEN👻 (@bloodycowards) October 26, 2022
But Perry is still in trouble — with Valerie Bertinelli this time. According to Perry’s book, he claims he and Bertinelli had a make-out session while her then-husband Eddie Van Halen was passed out not 10 feet away. Perry and Bertinelli co-starred in a short-lived sitcom, Sydney, and according to Perry, Bertinelli fantasized about leaving Van Halen and running away with him.
Bertinelli doesn’t deny the allegation, but she does seem to have some regrets:
@realwolfiesmom
Renewals
- Girls5Eva was canceled at Peacock — but then Netflix came in and saved it for a third season to everyone’s surprise.
- The Serpent Queen has been renewed for a second season on Starz.
- Clarkson’s Farm has been renewed for a third season on Prime Video.
- The Amazing Race has been renewed for a 35th season on CBS.
Cancellations
- City on a Hill has been canceled at Showtime after three seasons.
- Nancy Drew will end on The CW after season four.
hi. I just learned about this a few hours ago so it’s all a lot & I need a minute, but wanted to come here & say that I LOVE YOU. thank you for making this experience the best it could have ever been. you are everything. this final season is going to knock your socks off. 💜 https://t.co/LplPtM3OMQ
— Kennedy McMann (@kennedymcmann) October 27, 2022
As you might have heard, our fourth season will unfortunately be our last. The cast, crew, and producers send their love to each and every one of our amazing #Drewds. But don't worry, #DrewCrew. We're going out with a bang. Buckle in for a heck of a ride!https://t.co/EAkJykhxNF
— Nancy Drew Writers (@DrewCrewWriters) October 27, 2022
In Development
- Cross, an adaptation of James Patterson’s “Alex Cross: series, has been ordered at Prime Video. Aldis Hodge will star.
- Black Rabbit, a limited series produced by and starring Jason Bateman and Jude Law, has been ordered at Netflix.
- She Gets It From Me, a family comedy, is being developed at CBS.
- The Bends has been given a pilot order at FX.
- Deli Boys has been given a pilot order at Onyx Collective.
- Big Freedia Means Business has been ordered at Fuse.
- 2nd Chance has been acquired by Showtime.
- Will Kemp has signed a multi-picture deal with Hallmark.
Casting News
- Amy Schumer will host Saturday Night Live next week with musical guest Steve Lacy.
- Michael Parks and Betsy Brandt have joined Saint X on Hulu.
- Treat Williams has joined the cast of Feud: Capote’s Women on FX as William S. Paley.
- Cree Summer and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining the cast of Ironheart on Disney+. Well, Cohen is a maybe.
- Yaya DaCosta has joined The Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix.
- Ravi Patel is joining Animal Control on Fox.
- Simone Kirby has been cast in The Buccaneers on Apple TV+.
- Donna Mills will guest star on The Rookie: Feds on ABC.
- Joanna Sotomura, YOU, Annie the clumsy, Judy Ongg, and Jun Kunimura have been cast in Sunny on Apple TV+.
Mark Your Calendar
- The Santa Clauses premieres on Disney+ on November 16.
- The Pale Blue Eye debuts on Netflix on January 6.
- The Calling debuts on Peacock on November 10.
- Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan returns on Prime Video on December 21.
- Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test will premiere on Fox on January 4.
- Miracle Workers: End Times will premiere on TBS on January 16.
- Fantasy Football will debut on Paramount+ on November 25.
- Ghislaine Maxwell: Filthy Rich will debut on Netflix on November 25.
- Sonic Prime will debut on Netflix on December 15.
Sonic Prime is coming to Netflix on December 15th! pic.twitter.com/7NbatFckHe
— Netflix Geeked (@NetflixGeeked) October 27, 2022
- The Final Score will debut on Netflix on November 2.
- Lost Bullet 2 debuts on Netflix on November 10.
- Korea No.1 will premiere on Netflix on November 25.
- 1923 will premiere on Paramount+ on December 18.
- Fixer to Fabulous returns on HGTV on November 29.
- World Electronic Music Awards will air on The CW on May 27.
- Elf and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation will be receiving the 24-hour marathon treatment on TBS and TNT on November 26 and November 27 respectively.
R.I.P.
Hank Durand Saroyan, Emmy-winning producer and director of Muppet Babies
Lucianne Goldberg, Literary agent who was in the middle of the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky scandal
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
World Series Game One: Astros vs. Phillies. FUN FACT: My husband is from Philadelphia. We are a house divided. Pray for him. 6 p.m., Fox
Big Mouth: Season 6. Netflix
Resurrection: Rebecca Hall stars in this thriller as a woman who tries to hold her life together after an abusive ex-boyfriend returns. Premiere. Shudder
SATURDAY
World Series Game Two: DESTROY THE PHILLIES, ASTROS. BREAK MY HUSBAND’S HEART. 6 p.m., Fox
Barbarian: Bill Skarsgård and Georgina Campbell star in this horror film that has received a lot of buzz. I would tell you what it is about, but I honestly don’t know because I have deliberately avoided finding out so I can go into it a blank slate. Something about an Airbnb? Premiere. 7 p.m., HBO
Saturday Night Live: Jack Harlow is the host and musical guest for the Halloween episode. 10:30 p.m., NBC
SUNDAY
The White Lotus: It’s back and in Sicily this time. Season premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy: Speaking of Italy, the Tooch wraps up another delicious season. Season finale. 8 p.m., CNN
The Simpsons: TREEHOUSE OF HORROR TIME. 7 p.m., Fox
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Bobby Cannavale, JVKE
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Matthew Perry â The Diane Sawyer Interview (new) |
20/20 |
CBS | S.W.A.T. (new) |
Fire Country (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
CW | Penn & Teller: Fool Us (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (new) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
NBC | Capital One College Bowl (new) |
Dateline |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | College Football (live) |
News/Local |
CBS | Bull (repeat) |
48 Hours | 48 Hours | News/Local |
CW | College Football (live) |
Local |
FOX | WORLD SERIES | News/Local |
NBC | America’s Got Talent (repeat) |
Dateline (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
Celebrity Jeopardy! (new) |
Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (new) |
The Rookie (new) |
CBS | 60 Minutes | The Equalizer (new) |
East New York (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (new) |
The CW | Local | Family Law (new) |
Coroner (new) |
Local |
FOX | The Simp-sons (repeat) |
The Great North (repeat) |
The Simp-sons (new) |
The Great North (new) |
Bob’s Burgers (new) |
Family Guy (new) |
Local/News |
NBC | Sunday Night Football (live) |
So, I was going to say your listing for Fox on Friday (Friday Night Smackdown) is wrong, but if the ‘stros are on their game that could be an accurate description.
HA! Whoops! And let’s hope!
-T