Three celebrity scandals, one reality show. What’s going on here?

ACCURATE.

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

One of the La Brea actors claims that the time-travel rules on the series will begin to make sense this season. WELL, I DON’T KNOW WHY IT SHOULD START NOW.

Maren Morris has been nominated for a CMA award, but says she’s not sure if she is going to attend the ceremony because of an online feud with Jason Aldean’s wife. After Brittany Aldean wrote the caption “I’d really like to thank my parents for not changing my gender when I went through my tomboy phase. I love this girly life,” on an Instagram post, Morris tweeted, “It’s so easy to, like, not be a scumbag human? Sell your clip-ins and zip it, Insurrection Barbie.” Aldean started going on Fox News where she called Morris a “lunatic,” so Morris made T-shirts and raised over $150,000 for trans youth. And now if you’ll excuse me, I have a T-Shirt to go buy. (DAMMIT, they’re sold out. It was a class move, Morris.)

But can we stop here and talk for a second about how two three! of the twelve celebrity relatives of the contestants of the ridiculously dumb ABC summer show, Claim to Fame, have been involved in gross scandals immediately following the show? What is going on over there that 25% of the celebrities on that show — and not minor celebrities! — have been caught up in scandals in the past couple of months?

SPOILER ALERT if you haven’t cleared out your DVR yet, but:

WHOOPI GOLDBERG, YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF.

Anyway, Claim to Fame was, as I said, a ridiculously dumb ABC summer show. 10/10, would watch again.

That new Hulu comedy series Reboot was inspired by the disaster that exploded the reboot of Roseanne.

NewsNation is going to broadcast the Governor debate here in Texas, and the Senate debates in Pennsylvania and Georgia to the entire country, if y’all are interested.

Ted Lasso and Richmond AFC will be playable in FIFA 23:

Ohmygod if I have to see one more story about the non-existent Community movie …

The Stranger Things writers posted a blurry picture of their storyboard on Twitter, and fans are desperately trying to unblur it. ENHANCE!

Unrelated but related:

Reminder: the Brits take queuing VERY SERIOUSLY.

German QAnon is convinced something big is going to happen on September 24 because of the Ukraine war and a nine-year-old Simpsons episode. We live in the stupidest time.

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Hellraiser debuts on Hulu on October 7.

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  • The Mole will premiere on Netflix on October 7.
  • Eli Roth Presents: My Possessed Pet will premiere on Travel Channel and Discovery+ on September 30.
  • Urban Legends will premiere on Travel Channel and Discovery+ on October 28.
  • Dragstravaganza premieres on Hulu on September 29.
  • 38 at the Garden debuts on HBO on October 11.
  • Hello debuts on BET+ on September 22.
  • Batwheels premieres October 17 on HBO Max.

R.I.P.

Maurice Morning “Maury” Wills, Former Los Angeles Dodger

Anne-Marie Ross, Lionsgate executive

WATCH THIS

Andor: Diego Luna stars in this two-season prequel to the film Rogue One. Series premiere. Disney+

The Conners: Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville have a joint honeymoon, and what could possibly go wrong with that? Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Survivor: Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

The Masked Singer: 22 new singers compete this season. Premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Chicago Med: Dylan makes a life-changing decision. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

The Goldbergs: Everyone moves back home. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Abbott Elementary: The teachers return to school for development week in the season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

LEGO Masters: The competitors are given a space-based challenge. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Chicago Fire: Kidd and Severide’s honeymoon is interrupted. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

Home Economics: The family goes to Disneyland for a little cross-branding synergy. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC

Chicago P.D.: Voight faces a new threat in the season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Amazing Race: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

Big Sky: IT’S REBA TIME! Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story: This limited series explores one of America’s most notorious serial killers mostly from the perspective of his victims. Premiere. Netflix

Meet Cute: Kaley Cuoco and Pete Davidson star in this new romantic comedy about a woman who finds a time machine in a nail salon and uses it to go back in time to fix problems on a date she had the previous night. Premiere. Peacock

The Real Bling Ring: Two of the notorious thieving ring tell their stories. Premiere. Netflix

Shadowland: This six-part documentary explores how conspiracy theories have spread across this country. Premiere. Peacock

The Kardashians: They’re back. Season premiere. Hulu

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Eli Manning, Ana Fabrega, Michael Rowland
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Billy Eichner, Beth Ditto, Craig Reynolds
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Olivia Wilde, Dmytro Kuleba
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Tyra Banks, Yvonne Orji, David Blaine
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: John Boyega, Tyler James Williams, Weezer
  • The Daily Show: Beto O’Rourke
  • Watch What Happens Live: Dorit Kemsley, Garcelle Beauvais

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ABC The Conners
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The Goldbergs
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Abbott Elementary
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Home Economics
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Big Sky
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CBS Survivor
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The Amazing Race
(repeat)
CW Stargirl
(new)
World’s Funniest Animals
(repeat)
World’s Funniest Animals
(repeat)
Local
FOX The Masked Singer
(new)
LEGO Masters
(new)
News/Local
NBC Chicago Med
(new)
Chicago Fire
(new)
Chicago P.D.
(new)

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