Greetings from Texas! Down here, we like to take pictures of our kids in the Bluebonnets:
We took a field trip tonight. pic.twitter.com/rQDTc3x9Yq
— Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) April 1, 2022
All Other TV News
Jen Psaki will soon be verbally bitch slapping Pete Doocy over on MSNBC instead of in the White House Press Briefing Room. She will host a show on MSNBC and Peacock sometime in May. Contrary to some rumors, she will not be taking Rachel Maddow’s spot. There’s room enough on the network for both badasses. That said, I do hope Psaki has trained someone in the White House on the fine art of destroying dumb and cynically disingenuous talking points while remaining completely composed.
Conservatives are literally all making the same “joke”:
BREAKING: Jen Psaki is leaving the White House to work for MSNBC.
So basically, she will still be working for Joe Biden.
— Rep. Lauren Boebert (@RepBoebert) April 1, 2022
BREAKING: Jen Psaki is leaving the Biden Administration to work for MSNBC.
In other news, Jen Psaki is leaving the Biden Administration to work for the Biden Administration.
— Vernon Jones For Congress (@VernonForGA) April 1, 2022
I hear Jen Psaki is taking a job with MSNBC.
At least she'll still be working for the White House.
— Rep. Darrell Issa (@repdarrellissa) April 1, 2022
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The biggest new series in the country right now is … Our Flag Means Death? Well, that’s a surprise. I mean, don’t get me wrong: I thought it was charming. I’m just a little shocked as there’s so much less buzz around it than the thirty different series about tech grifters right now. But good! Good for Our Flag Means Death!
Last night’s Young Sheldon was the series’ 100th episode and Chuck Lorre’s 700th vanity card.
Sarma Melngailis is still out here complaining about Bad Vegan. Lady, I watched it, and I really wouldn’t be complaining if I were you.
Now Will Packer, the producer of The Oscars, is claiming that Will Smith wasn’t removed from the show because Chris Rock didn’t want him to be, but Chris Rock’s people are saying he was never asked. AS IF ALL THIS WASN’T MESSY ENOUGH.
1. Julia Fox, that model/actress that Kanye was palling around with there for a while, she and The Real Housewives of New York‘s Leah McSweeney are friends after McSweeney was her AA sponsor? I’m not sure that Leah McSweeney should be anyone’s sponsor, but sure.
2. Julia Fox has not been in talks with RHONY producers about joining the show, and I’m sure she had nothing to do with the rumors swirling around out there that she has been.
3. And while we’re on the conversation of RHONY casting, Leah McSweeney has not been asked back. Yet.
The Florida GOP is threatening to go to war with Disney because Disney has said mean things about their terrible “Don’t Say Gay” bill. OK. Do it. See how much that helps Florida.
Team Colbert:
Tonight, we address the hot topic at the CBS watercooler. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/hiW3BBKV28
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) April 1, 2022
Godspeed, McDonald’s employees.
Renewals
- NCIS has been renewed by CBS for a twentieth season.
- NCS: Los Angeles has been renewed by CBS for a fourteenth season.
- NCIS: Hawai’i has been renewed by CBS for a second season.
- American Ninja Warrior was renewed for a 14th season on NBC.
- The Drew Barrymore Show has been renewed for a third season in syndication.
- The Family Chantel has been renewed by TLC for a fourth season.
- Seeking Sister Wife has been renewed by TLC for a fourth season.
- Little People, Big World has been renewed by TLC for a twenty-third season.
- I Love A Mama’s Boy has been renewed by TLC for a third season.
- Welcome to Plathville has been renewed by TLC for a fourth season.
- Top Boy has been renewed for a third season on Netflix.
- American Greed has been given an additional 12 episode order at CNBC.
- Cooking With the Stars has been renewed for a second season on ITV.
In Development
- Aurora, a thriller directed by Kathryn Bigelow, is coming to Netflix.
- Biography: Ol’ Dirty Bastard has been ordered at A&E.
- Family Law, a Canadian drama, is coming to The CW.
- History of a Pleasure Seeker, a musical drama, has been given a pilot order at Hulu.
- Brie‘s Bake Off Challenge has been acquired by HBO Max.
- What Josiah Saw has been bought by Shudder.
Casting News
- Naomi Watts is going to star in the second installment of Feud on FX. This season will be based on the book Capote’s Women: A True Story of Love, Betrayal, and a Swan Song for an Era.
- Bella Hadid is joining Ramy on Hulu.
- Josh Bonzie will co-star in Saint X on Hulu.
- Tilly Keeper, Amy Leigh Hickman, Ed Speleers, Brad Alexander, Niccy Lin, Aidan Cheng, Stephen Hagan, Ben Wiggins, Eve Austin, Ozioma Whenu, Dario Coates, Sean Pertwee, Alison Pargeter, and Adam James have joined the cast of You on Netflix.
- Christie Burke, Richard Fleeshman, Reece Ritchie, Stacey Read, and Ryan Adams have been cast in Syfy’s Ark.
- Paul Fox, Perri Camper, Nefetari Spencer, Tiffany Yvonne Cox, and Shannon Kane have joined Reasonable Doubt on Hulu.
- Elizabeth Allen-Dick, Austin Kane, Rupali Redd, and Devin Bright have been added to The Santa Clause on Disney+.
- Forrest Goodluck is joining Panhandle on Roku.
- Vivian Bang has joined The Parenting on HBO Max.
- Ricardo Chavira will guest star on Truth Be Told on Apple TV.
- Rachel Zegler will join the voice cast of Spellbound on Apple TV+.
Mark Your Calendar
- White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch premieres on Netflix on April 19.
- The Real World Homecoming: New Orleans will debut on Paramount+ on April 13.
- The Garcias will premiere on HBO Max on April 14.
- Cypress Hill: Insane in the Brain debuts on Showtime on April 20. Get it?
- The Mystery of Marilyn Monroe: The Unheard Tapes premieres on Netflix on April 27.
- Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star will premiere on Netflix on April 7.
- Deadliest Catch: Bloodline returns on Discovery and Discovery+ on April 19.
- It’s the Small Things, Charlie Brown will premiere on Apple TV+ on April 15.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi‘s premiere date has been pushed back two days to May 27 on Disney+.
- Black Bird will premiere on July 8 on Apple TV.
- The Real Housewives of Dubai will premiere on Bravo on June 1.
- The Valet will debut on Hulu on May 20.
- Lil Jon Wants to Do What? premieres on HGTV on May 2.
- BBQ Brawl returns on Food Network on May 9.
- America Outdoors with Baratunde Thurston will premiere on July 5 on PBS.
- America’s Got Talent will return on NBC on May 31; Dancing With Myself will debut on May 31; American Ninja Warriors returns on June 6; and Who Do You Think You Are? will return on July 10.
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Trivia Quest: Quiz yourself with this new interactive series. Premiere. Netflix
Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel: Bo Burnham directed this standup special filmed at the legendary Blue Note Club. He comes out in the special, apparently. Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
The Bubble: Pedro Pascal, Leslie Mann, Kate McKinnon, Fred Armisen, David Duchovny, and others star in this Judd Apatow comedy about a group of actors stuck inside a pandemic bubble while filming a movie together. Premiere. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Jerrod Carmichael (see above) & Gunna 10:30 p.m., NBC
Whitney: A Look Back: 10 years after her death, Entertainment Tonight shares never-before-seen Whitney Houston interviews in this new special. 7 p.m., CBS
Death on the Nile: Hercule Poirot investigates the murder of a young heiress on a cruise down the Nile. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
The 64th Grammy Awards: Trevor Noah hosts; Kanye does not perform. 7 p.m., CBS
The Walking Dead: The spring finale. (It will air on AMC next week.) AMC+
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Hugh Jackman, Bridget Everett, Red Hot Chili Peppers
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): John C. Reilly, Mandy Patinkin, Ken Burns
- Jimmy Kimmel Live!: (Friday): Red Hot Chili Peppers
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Shark Tank (repeat) |
20/20 |
CBS | Undercover Boss (new) |
Magnum P.I. (new) |
Blue Bloods (new) |
CW | Charmed (new) |
Dynasty (new) |
Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
NBC | The Blacklist (new) |
Dateline |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | Shark Tank (repeat) |
American Idol (repeat) |
News/Local |
CBS | Whitney, A Look Back (new) |
The Equalizer (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
CW | Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (repeat) |
World’s Funniest Animals (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | 9-1-1 (repeat) |
The Cleaning Lady (repeat) |
News/Local |
NBC | Ellen’s Game of Games (repeat) |
Dateline (new) |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (Jerrod Carmichael & Gunna) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (new) |
American Idol (new) |
The Rookie (new) |
CBS | 60 Minutes | The 64th Annual Grammy Awards (live) |
The CW | Local | Riverdale (new) |
World’s Funniest Animals (new) |
Local |
FOX | The Simp-sons (repeat) |
Call Me Kat (repeat) |
The Simp-sons (repeat) |
The Great North (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
NBC | American Song Contest (repeat) |
Weakest Link (new) |
Transplant (new) |