The White House’s Jen Psaki will be calmly eviscerating right-wing idiots on MSNBC soon

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Jen Psaki will soon be verbally bitch slapping Pete Doocy over on MSNBC instead of in the White House Press Briefing Room. She will host a show on MSNBC and Peacock sometime in May. Contrary to some rumors, she will not be taking Rachel Maddow’s spot. There’s room enough on the network for both badasses. That said, I do hope Psaki has trained someone in the White House on the fine art of destroying dumb and cynically disingenuous talking points while remaining completely composed.

Conservatives are literally all making the same “joke”:

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The biggest new series in the country right now is … Our Flag Means Death? Well, that’s a surprise. I mean, don’t get me wrong: I thought it was charming. I’m just a little shocked as there’s so much less buzz around it than the thirty different series about tech grifters right now. But good! Good for Our Flag Means Death!

That Grey’s Anatomy writer/producer who ALLEGEDLY lied about her medical history is “taking personal leave” from the show. O? WHY?

Last night’s Young Sheldon was the series’ 100th episode and Chuck Lorre’s 700th vanity card.

Sarma Melngailis is still out here complaining about Bad Vegan. Lady, I watched it, and I really wouldn’t be complaining if I were you.

Now Will Packer, the producer of The Oscars, is claiming that Will Smith wasn’t removed from the show because Chris Rock didn’t want him to be, but Chris Rock’s people are saying he was never asked. AS IF ALL THIS WASN’T MESSY ENOUGH.

1. Julia Fox, that model/actress that Kanye was palling around with there for a while, she and The Real Housewives of New York‘s Leah McSweeney are friends after McSweeney was her AA sponsor? I’m not sure that Leah McSweeney should be anyone’s sponsor, but sure.

2. Julia Fox has not been in talks with RHONY producers about joining the show, and I’m sure she had nothing to do with the rumors swirling around out there that she has been.

3. And while we’re on the conversation of RHONY casting, Leah McSweeney has not been asked back. Yet.

The Florida GOP is threatening to go to war with Disney because Disney has said mean things about their terrible “Don’t Say Gay” bill. OK. Do it. See how much that helps Florida.

Team Colbert:

Godspeed, McDonald’s employees.

Renewals

In Development

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Mark Your Calendar

  • White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch premieres on Netflix on April 19.
  • The Real World Homecoming: New Orleans will debut on Paramount+ on April 13.
  • The Garcias will premiere on HBO Max on April 14.
  • Cypress Hill: Insane in the Brain debuts on Showtime on April 20. Get it?
  • The Mystery of Marilyn Monroe: The Unheard Tapes premieres on Netflix on April 27.
  • Senzo: Murder of a Soccer Star will premiere on Netflix on April 7.
  • Deadliest Catch: Bloodline returns on Discovery and Discovery+ on April 19.
  • It’s the Small Things, Charlie Brown will premiere on Apple TV+ on April 15.

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Trivia Quest: Quiz yourself with this new interactive series. Premiere. Netflix

Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel: Bo Burnham directed this standup special filmed at the legendary Blue Note Club. He comes out in the special, apparently. Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

The Bubble: Pedro Pascal, Leslie Mann, Kate McKinnon, Fred Armisen, David Duchovny, and others star in this Judd Apatow comedy about a group of actors stuck inside a pandemic bubble while filming a movie together. Premiere. Netflix

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Jerrod Carmichael (see above) & Gunna 10:30 p.m., NBC

Whitney: A Look Back: 10 years after her death, Entertainment Tonight shares never-before-seen Whitney Houston interviews in this new special. 7 p.m., CBS

Death on the Nile: Hercule Poirot investigates the murder of a young heiress on a cruise down the Nile. 7 p.m., HBO

SUNDAY

The 64th Grammy Awards: Trevor Noah hosts; Kanye does not perform. 7 p.m., CBS

The Walking Dead: The spring finale. (It will air on AMC next week.) AMC+

 

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Hugh Jackman, Bridget Everett, Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): John C. Reilly, Mandy Patinkin, Ken Burns
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live!: (Friday): Red Hot Chili Peppers

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(repeat)
20/20
CBS Undercover Boss
(new)
Magnum P.I.
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW Charmed
(new)
Dynasty
(new)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC The Blacklist
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC Shark Tank
(repeat)
American Idol
(repeat)
News/Local
CBS Whitney, A Look Back
(new)
The Equalizer
(repeat)
48 Hours News/Local
CW Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
World’s Funniest Animals
(new)
World’s Funniest Animals
(repeat)
Local
FOX 9-1-1
(repeat)
The Cleaning Lady
(repeat)
News/Local
NBC Ellen’s Game of Games
(repeat)
Dateline
(new)
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(Jerrod Carmichael & Gunna)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
American Idol
(new)
The Rookie
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes The 64th Annual Grammy Awards
(live)
The CW Local Riverdale
(new)
World’s Funniest Animals
(new)
Local
FOX The Simp-sons
(repeat)
Call Me Kat
(repeat)
The Simp-sons
(repeat)
The Great North
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
Family Guy
(repeat)
Local/News
NBC American Song Contest
(repeat)
Weakest Link
(new)
Transplant
(new)

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