In which Mitt Romney and Krysten Sinema try to ruin my favorite holiday

by Therese Odell, posted in Uncategorized

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALMOST!

All Other TV News

Halloween is my favorite holiday. These monsters just ruined it:

Thanks, I hate it. And I’m not the only one.

Oh, and Jason Sudeikis didn’t respond to Romney’s desperate cry for attention, but he did like this tweet:

Here is a gallery of how morning TV did Halloween this year, in case you were wondering.

So, Fox News thinks it’s a good idea to allow Tucker Carlson fuck around with our democracy and the very fabric of reality itself and air a documentary series that goes full January 6th truther, claiming the insurrection was actually a “false flag” operation. COOL. WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

Actually, I wonder if the Sandy Hook families could sue Alex Jones for spreading lies about that event, can the officers who died and were injured in this event sue Fox News? Something to think about, maybe?

Jada is out here talking shit about her marriage to Will again, and people have some hilarious reactions.

The Rust armorer is claiming that the shooting is not her fault, and she has no idea where the live ammunition that was found on the set came from. It is literally her one job.

No one told you life would pay you over $1 million for a former sitcom star’s memoir. (BUT WHY?)

Lori Loughlin is paying two college students’ fees before returning to TV following the college admissions scandal she was embroiled in. She did it “privately” which is how we all know about it now.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hill‘s Dorit Kemsley was the victim of a home invasion and burglary in an incident that sounds genuinely terrifying.

Halloween Kills is the biggest non-live event premiere on Peacock so far.

Squid Game racked up 3 billion minutes viewed in one week, an accomplishment that only “You, Tiger King (twice), Ozark (three times!), The Umbrella Academy, and The Crown” has achieved.

Tim Apple Cook is super proud of Ted Lasso.

I love these pairings of scary documentaries with horror films — something for you deep horror fans busy this weekend.

Lol, PETA wants MLB to call the “bullpen” the “arm barn.” OK. Definitely gonna happen.

Congratulations to the Grand Ole Opry, which will celebrate its 5,000th Saturday night broadcast this weekend — not its 5,000th show, its 5,000th Saturday night show.

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • The Witcher returns on Netflix on December 17.
  • Servant returns on Apple TV+ on January 21.
  • Landscapers will debut on HBO on December 6.
  • From will premiere on EPIX on February 20.
  • Hawkeye will debut on Disney+ on November 24.
  • Harry Potter: Hogwarts Tournament of Houses will debut on TBS on November 28.
  • The Real Charlie Chaplin will premiere on Showtime on December 11.
  • gen:LOCK will return on HBO Max on November 4.

R.I.P.

Camille Saviola, Actress on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Entourage, and on Broadway

Gene Walsh, Former head of NBC’s Press & Publicity departments

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin: The next chapter in the Paranormal Activity story is upon us. Paramount+

Colin in Black and White: A dramatized version of Colin Kaepernick’s life, and how his high school experiences led him to become an activist. Series premiere. Netflix

Army of Thieves: In this prequel to Army of the Dead, a German safe-cracker leads a team on a heist during the early days of a zombie apocalypse. Premiere. Netflix

World Series: 7 p.m., Fox

SATURDAY

In the Heights: Lin-Manuel’s Broadway musical about a bodega owner yearning for a better life. 7 p.m., HBO

Halloween marathon: All of the Michael Myers you can shake a butcher knife at. 3 a.m., AMC

World Series: 7 p.m., Fox

SUNDAY

Doctor Who: On Halloween, evil forces are stirring across the entire universe. Season premiere. 7 p.m., BBC America

The Visit: Yes, 6 a.m., so set your DVR. But this thriller about grandparents gone wrong is a terrifying campy ride. 6 a.m., FX

Ghost Adventures marathon: Zak Bagans and his group of d-bags scream at ghosts all day long. 11 a.m., Travel Channel

World Series: 7 p.m., Fox

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Idris Elba, Keri Russell, Sabrina Carpenter
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): My Morning Jacket

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(repeat)		 20/20
CBS S.W.A.T.
(repeat)		 Magnum P.I.
(repeat)		 Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Scooby-Doo, Where Are You Now
(new)		 Nancy Drew
(new)		 Local
FOX World Series Local
NBC Home Sweet Home
(new)		 Dateline

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SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)		 News/Local
CBS Magnum P.I.
(repeat)		 Blue Bloods 48 Hours News/Local
FOX World Series
(live)		 News/Local
NBC College Football
(live)		 News/
Local		 Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

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SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)		 Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
(new)		 Supermarket Sweep
(new)		 The Rookie
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes The Equalizer
(new)		 NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)		 SEAL Team
(new)
The CW Local Legends of the Hidden Temple
(new)		 Masters of Illusion
(repeat)		 Masters of Illusion
(repeat)		 Local
FOX The OT
(live)		 The Simp-sons
(repeat)		 The Great North
(repeat)		 Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)		 Family Guy
(repeat)		 Local/News
NBC Sunday Night Football
(repeat)

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