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We’re never going to stop talking about Jeopardy! are we?
Mike Richards is not being warmly received by some on the Jeopardy! staff according to a new Wall Street Journal report. The story also says that Ken Jennings torpedoed his chances of being host when some old offensive tweets materialized, soooooo they went with the guy who had been sued for sexual discrimination multiple times instead? OK.
Now Sony’s first choice according to some is Mayim Bialik, though they are going to want to vet her, too, considering she’s made some alarming anti-vaxxy comments, and suggested that SOME people believe that babies who can’t survive a home birth aren’t “favored evolutionarily” and should “pass peacefully.” She also wrote an essay for The New York Times that victim-blamed Harvey Weinstein’s survivors, while applauding her own “modesty.” Gross.
Meanwhile, LeVar Burton is over here biding his time.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote a thoughtful piece on the Jeopardy! host conundrum: “The ideal host for Jeopardy! should embody what the show means to its viewership: a passion for knowledge and a respect for a diverse community,” Abdul-Jabbar wrote. “Maybe the host would also reflect that diversity in order to show that it’s not just white males who can be the gatekeepers to these values.” Have we considered giving him an audition?
Also, WHY HAVEN’T WE EVEN CONSIDERED RUPAUL? (Oh, right, because Jeopardy’s audience is traditional and leans conservative, which is why we’re having all this trouble to begin with.)
So, someone had a very good question on Twitter a few days ago:
What the hell is Ted Lasso about pic.twitter.com/jA8Fnrv2G8
— Fairy Gothmother, MD (@jenny2x4) August 24, 2021
And the Ted Lasso account, God bless them, had the perfect response:
I love eating out. Especially at the ol' Crown and Anchor. Eating out is good for the soul.
— Ted Lasso (@TedLasso) August 26, 2021
But while we’re on the topic, PLEASE DO NOT REBOOT ENTOURAGE.
Netflix is doing a soft launch of their video games in Poland. Stay tuned.
Bob Ross Inc. is real mad about that Netflix documentary.
I scored 100 on this dumb BuzzFeed quiz about TV show locations mostly based on context clues. How’d you do?
Call the number. Trust me.
Kudos to Trevor Noah & Associates & Sons for today's NY Times full page ad for Insurrection Protection! pic.twitter.com/4kieLpq53Q
— Nicole Sandler (@nicolesandler) August 26, 2021
Congratulations to Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus!
Renewals
- Kevin Can Fuck Himself has been renewed for a second season on AMC.
- Cobra Kai has been renewed for a fifth season on Netflix.
- Run the World has been renewed for a second season on Starz.
In Development
- Reptile, a crime drama starring Justin Timberlake and Benicio Del Toro, has been acquired by Netflix.
- Judge Steve Harvey has been ordered at ABC.
- The Old Guard 2 has been ordered at Netflix. Charlize Theron will return.
- Infinite Thread, a sci-fi crime series, is in the works at Amazon.
- Called, a series about millennial nuns, is in development at Peacock.
- Yellow Bird is being adapted into a TV series at Paramount+.
- Players, a sports comedy, is in the works at Paramount+.
- Werewolf by Night has been ordered at Disney+.
- Katrina Babies has been set at HBO.
- Freida Pinto has signed a first-look deal with eOne.
Casting News
- Jojo Siwa and Suni Lee are going to be on Dancing With the Stars this season on ABC. Jojo Siwa will be partnered with a female dancer, making for the show’s first same-sex pairing.
- The original Wonder Years cast is going to guest star in other ABC sitcoms the night of the reboot’s premiere: Dan Lauria will guest on The Goldbergs; Fred Savage will appear on The Conners; and Danica McKellar will show up on Home Economics.
- Sam Worthington, Denise Gough, Wyatt Russell, Billy Howle, Gil Birmingham, Adelaide Clemens, Rory Culkin, Seth Numrich, Chloe Pirrie, Sandra Seacat, and Christopher Heyerdahl have joined the cast of Under the Banner of Heaven on FX.
- Thora Birch, Riki Lindhome, Jamie McShane, Hunter Doohan, Georgie Farmer, Moosa Mostafa, Emma Myers, Naomi J. Ogawa, Joy Sunday, and Percy Hynes White have been added to the cast of Wednesday on Netflix.
- John Carroll Lynch is returning on Big Sky on ABC.
- Jimmi Simpson and John Noble have joined the voice cast of Star Trek: The Prodigy on Paramount+.
- Norbert Leo Butz has joined the cast of The Girl from Plainville on Hulu.
- Chantal Thuy is joining the cast of Magnum P.I. on CBS.
- Tony Curran is joining The Flash on The CW.
- Steven Boyer has joined Love Life on HBO Max.
- Priah Ferguson is joining the untitled Marlon Wayans Halloween comedy on Netflix.
- Vanilla Ice, Tara Lipinski, Loni Love, Von Miller, Michael Mizanin, Wanya Morris, Jason Mraz, Haley Joel Osment, Donny Osmond, James Pickens Jr., Caroline Rhea, Andy Richter, Amber Riley, Tori Spelling, Shawn Stockman, Curtis Stone, Jodie Sweetin, Raven-Symoné, Karl-Anthony Towns, Michelle Trachtenberg, Nia Vardalos, Johnny Weir, and Ali Wentworth will appear on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune on ABC this season.
- Kevin Hart, Emma Grede, Nirav Tolia, and Peter Jones will serve as guest sharks on Shark Tank this season.
- Rob Yang is joining The Capture on BBC.
Mark Your Calendar
- Dan Brown’s The Lost Symbol will premiere on Peacock on September 16.
- Doogie Kamealoha, M.D. will premiere on Disney+ on September 8.
- The Power of the Dog will premiere on Netflix on December 1.
- Big Sky will return on ABC on September 30.
- Queens will debut on ABC on October 19.
- 9-1-1 returns on Fox on September 20.
- A.P. Bio returns on Peacock on September 2.
- Chicago Party Aunt will premiere on Netflix on September 17.
- Jack Whitehall: Travels with My Father will return on Netflix on September 14.
- Into the Night will premiere on Netflix on September 8.
- Intrusion will debut on Netflix on September 22.
- The Circle will return on Netflix on August 27.
- Leverage: Redemption will premiere on IMDb TV on October 8.
- All the Queen’s Men will debut on BET+ on September 9.
- Dug Days will debut on Disney+ on September 1.
- That Girl Lay Lay will debut on Nickelodeon on September 23.
- Schumacher will debut on Netflix on September 15.
- Sounds Like Love will debut on Netflix on September 29.
- Bangkok Breaking will premiere on Netflix on September 23.
- The Conners will return on ABC with a live episode on September 22.
- The Most Magical Story On Earth: 50 Years of Walt Disney World, hosted by Whoopi Goldberg, will air on ABC on October 1.
- The Circus returns on Showtime on September 19.
- Unidentified with Demi Lovato will debut on Peacock on September 30.
- The Baby-Sitters Club returns on Netflix on October 11.
- Live with Kelly and Ryan will return to syndication on September 6.
- Dinner: Impossible will return on Food Network on October 5.
- Jay Leno’s Garage returns on CNBC on September 22.
- Tales of a Fifth Grade Robin Hood premieres on Tubi today.
- BET Hip Hop Awards will air on BET on October 5.
- Lifetime has released dates for their fall movies. You can find them all here.
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WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Saving Private Ryan: Listen, this is A Very Good Movie that is worth watching or re-watching, but if I’m being honest with you, there’s not a whole lot on TV this weekend, and it might be a good time to catch up on one of those streaming series you’ve been meaning to finish. 8 p.m., Showtime 2
Danger in the Spotlight: I’ll just transcribe the plot as I read it, because it’s bonkers:
“After struggling with sobriety, Martha has been turning her life around to gain shared custody of her daughter. The night before the custody hearing, though, Martha wakes up from a car crash with alcohol on her breath and flees the scene, not wanting to lose her child forever. Martha knows she hadn’t been drinking, so she’s unsure how she ended up in an accident. Feeling guilty, Martha tracks down Daphne, the other driver she hurt in the accident. Horrified by her supposed role in paralyzing Daphne, Martha becomes her caretaker. But as Martha spends more time with Daphne and her husband, Henry, she begins to wonder if the car accident wasn’t an accident after all.”
Um, what? 7 p.m., LMN
SATURDAY
Mulholland Dr.: I still am not entirely sure what happens in this gorgeous, terrifying nightmare of a movie. 6:30 p.m., Showtime Women
Spider-Man marathon: Back when Toby Maguire was our Spidey. 4:57 p.m., Starz Kids & Family
Dude, Where’s My Car?: Well, here’s a movie I haven’t thought about in literally 21 years. 9:30 p.m., IFC
SUNDAY
Paralympics: More athletic heroes have their chance to shine, but only for one almost-primetime hour on a Sunday. 6 p.m., NBC
Wicked in Concert: It’s the musical. But on the TeeVee. 8 p.m., PBS
The Wrong Cheer Captain: Lifetime is in the middle of a week of movies about cheerleaders and the people who love them who commit crimes to fulfill their cheerleading dreams. Just one long week of Wanda Webb Holloway stories. (Look it up, children. My aunt — literally — wrote the book on it.) 7 p.m., Lifetime
FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | Shark Tank (repeat) |
20/20 |
CBS | Secret Celebrity Renovation (new) |
The Greatest #AtHome Videos (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
CW | Burden of Truth (new) |
Dynasty (new) |
Local |
FOX | Friday Night Smackdown | Local |
NBC | American Ninja Warrior (repeat) |
Dateline |
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SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
ABC | NFL Preseason Football (live) |
News/Local |
CBS | SWAT (repeat) |
NCIS: New Orleans (repeat) |
48 Hours | News/Local |
FOX | MLS Soccer (live) |
LEGO Masters (repeat) |
News/Local |
NBC | NASCAR Cup Series (live) |
News/ Local |
Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | America’s Funniest Home Videos (repeat) |
Celebrity Family Feud (new) |
The Chase (new) |
To Tell the Truth (new) |
CBS | 60 Minutes | Big Brother (new) |
The Equalizer (repeat) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
The CW | Local | DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (new) |
Wellington Paranormal (new) |
Wellington Paranormal (repeat) |
Local |
FOX | LEGO Masters (repeat) |
The Simp-sons (repeat) |
The Great North (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News |
NBC | Sunday Night Football (repeat) |
I remember Dude Where’s My Car because I saw it with a group of friends when I was flirting with my wife right before we started dating. In fact I paid for her ticket and she never paid me back…..
I saw it while 7 months pregnant in a completely empty movie theater on the Jersey Shore during a blizzard. The seats were made of WOOD. We left halfway through. I regret nothing.
-T